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Topic: What is God?

Anonymous A started this discussion 11 years ago #39,246

The Abrahamic religions are merely conjectures of man used as an excuse to reinforce prejudices. They by no means define what God is or isn't, but can sometimes be used as first hand accounts of divine acts should these be backed by other references.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later[^] [v] #522,091

ur consciousness

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 14 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #522,095

A popular fictional character. Sometimes a protagonist, other times a secondary character.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #522,097

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
God is The Doctor.

Green joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #522,098

@522,095 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)

Prove he is fictional.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #522,100

@previous (Green)
Green, it is time.

Talk to Mr. Krabs when you are ready.

@522,097 (A)
So heaven is a blue phone box?

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx double-posted this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #522,101

@522,098 (Green)
I thought that you worshiped Spongebob?

swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/ joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 38 seconds later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #522,102

@522,097 (A)
No. The Doctor is a god.

Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #522,103

green

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 11 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #522,106

@522,098 (Green)

Prove he is real...

Syntax joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #522,107

> What is God?

Today when out n about I saw God while eating pancakes ( 22 year old blonde chick) n later at a Starbucks God ( a cute Red Head ) served me Espresso. Then at Trader Joes where I picked up essentials for week God was almost all over the store. God She is of course made in Gods image so its hard to no if for real or clone or ... As in Sunset expected 2nite at 4:30PM til 6PM or so this photo which is Cardiff by the Sea off web with source referenced has lots of God in it ...God She does make nice skies n Ocean a Blue n Roast on Bar-B-Q will be of Gods making

God of course has to be Female and always lovely 2 look@

Anonymous F replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #522,108

@previous (Syntax)
Shut the fuck up faggot

Green replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #522,110

@522,107 (Syntax)
The way you obsess about Indy..I bet you worship him as some sort of God.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 40 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #522,112

@522,108 (F)
Who is the faggot? You. Reply was mostly about Goddess's.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 12 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #522,113

@522,110 (Green)
Green...

Syntax replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #522,114

@522,110 (Green)
Green when you get sober n stop defecating in ungodly places ...Then we can discuss. Besides you are so close to derailing the thread.

Let me show you an example of God. Clearly this photo is Proof God is female

an with dat See ya 2morrow

Green replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #522,115

@previous (Syntax)
I am sober tonight.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #522,127

@522,107 (Syntax)
Are you a Time Lord?

Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 42 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #522,141

@522,115 (Green)

> I am sober tonight.

any reason?

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 4 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #522,162

A large electronic tentacle beast that glows brilliant purple. Battlestar Galactica gave up trying to represent its glory and so did not attempt to show.

Syntax replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #522,175

@522,127 (A)
> Time Lord
If U mean as in Doctor Who? No

Moving forward in time...Did you No that real Flux Capacitors exist and are easy to make at home. Take a look at this more detailed view
http://webpages.charter.net/dawill/tmoranwms/Elec_FluxCap.html

HowSomEver They conclude
> Evidently, a flux capacitor wouldn't be very useful for time travel, as it is simply a frequency-dependent resistor!

A very limiting conclusion because THEY did not consider designing a more advanced Flux Capacitor with a resistor that has negative resistance. Given one needs Gigawatts for a useful time travel Flux Capacitor one wood not want resistance in the circuit as such wood produce useful heat and burn up energy to no good end.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #522,211

What is God? Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more...

Anonymous J double-posted this 11 years ago, 36 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #522,212

@522,175 (Syntax)
LOL now you claim you invented time travel???

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 13 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #522,217

@previous (J)
At least he has learned to stay on topic.

Fuck off and die replied with this 11 years ago, 3 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #522,242

@previous (K)

That won't last long

Anonymous J replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #522,243

@522,217 (K)
Topic = God
Syntax = thee thy or EYE invented flux capacitor re: tyme travel!

> claim to be "on topic"

beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao replied with this 11 years ago, 4 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #522,316

I believe that God will be coming back soon.

We'll see how "clever" the atheists are then.

(Edited 9 seconds later.)

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 25 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #522,344

doG spelled backwards?

Fuck off and die replied with this 11 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #522,488

@522,316 (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)

And when you grow out of the ground as a weed, and realize god was fictional, are you going to tell him what a fucking loser he is?

(Edited 29 seconds later.)

Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #522,496

I summon God.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #522,513

@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
You've activated my Trap card!

Pot joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #522,753

@522,110 (Green)
Kettle! How nice to see you.
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