Topic: So my gay neighbour messaged me on Grindr.

Handel !XFpaTU3A5E started this discussion 11 years ago #39,244

For all of you who don't know what Grindr is my fabulous peoples version of Tinder.

He has a picture up of himself but I don't. I'm sure he has figured out though by the distance between us that it must be me.
He's friends with my mother (He's 40) so it makes things awkward, plus we live in a small backwater town.

So what do I do?

Do I want to sleep with him?
Yes, I have a crush on him. He's quite attractive for his age (I'm into older men anyway) besides any hole is a goal.

Do I want a relationship with him?
No, way too complicated. We'd face ridicule from our families, friends and the town.
He also doesn't have any career opportunities, something I value highly in people.

I want someone to tell me to go for it, but at the same time talk sense into me.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 48 seconds later[^] [v] #522,037

You sound like a slut. If you're not sure about it, don't fuck it.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #522,038

what a stupid thread

any hole is a goal joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 21 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #522,041

Go for it.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 17 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #522,046

I don't know what tinder is either.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #522,049

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
A dating app or website. I believe it is designed to be quick and simple.

(Edited 16 seconds later.)

Handel !XFpaTU3A5E (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 11 minutes later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #522,056

@522,037 (B)

I've only ever been with one person. I had a wank and my lust has be sated for one night.

@522,038 (C)

I forgot this place had an abundance of quality threads!

@522,046 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)

Profiles are sorted by geolocation, by viewing somebodies profile you also see how far away they are from you.
In this case be neighbour is only a few feet away from me.

(Edited 30 seconds later.)

Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 55 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #522,063

@previous (Handel !XFpaTU3A5E)

> I've only ever been with one person. I had a wank and my lust has be sated for one night.
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fuck off idiot, you're thinking your dumb thread about wanting to fuck your neighbor is any better? you're ｓｏｒｅｌｙｍｉｓｔａｋｅｎ！！！！

swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/ joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #522,064

@522,049 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Its more of a fucking ap.

swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/ double-posted this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #522,065

Handel, would you be ridiculed for dating him or dating any man?

Handel !XFpaTU3A5E (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 29 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #522,072

@522,063 (C)

OK, thanks for that little nugget of info friend! =)

@previous (swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/)

Him specifically. Some people would regard him as a waster.

any hole is a goal replied with this 11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #522,076

@previous (Handel !XFpaTU3A5E)
Matt Miller level, or even worse?

Handel !XFpaTU3A5E (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 34 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #522,078

@previous (any hole is a goal)

I'm not sure, in some ways yes in other ways no.
Overall I don't think he's bad as Matt.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 15 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #522,079

@previous (Handel !XFpaTU3A5E)
You should message him about minichan.org! We'll help you judge him.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #522,080

@previous (H)
that's a grate advertisement.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #522,081

@522,079 (H)
Yes... I think that a visit to minichan.org is the only feasible solution.

swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/ replied with this 11 years ago, 35 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #522,082

@522,072 (Handel !XFpaTU3A5E)
What's a waster?

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 36 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #522,084

@previous (swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/)
Unemployed layabout. Somebody who doesn't really work and doesn't want to. Lazy and unmotivated

swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/ replied with this 11 years ago, 27 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #522,087

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Thanks

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