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Topic: Does anyone listen to Alex Jones?

Anonymous A started this discussion 11 years ago #39,219

He just had a little fit of rage saying that it's Buck Rodgers 2015.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #521,741

No.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #521,742

nope

Metæ joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #521,743

No, he's an unfunny fat man pushing retarded conspiracy theories.

If he was really uncovering some deep dark conspiracy, why aren't the powers that be not trying to shut him down?

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #521,745

@previous (Metæ)
> If he was really uncovering some deep dark conspiracy, why aren't the powers that be not trying to shut him down?

LOL

A part of me wants to phone in and ask him this question.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 14 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #521,750

@previous (A)
I'm sure he'll tell you that they don't try to stop him overtly because that would be admitting he's on to something. But then he'll probably turn around and tell you that they spy on him and try to shut him down secretly. Conspiracy theorists always seem to have the same self-validating logic.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #521,751

@previous (E)
He also says he's a Libertarian. Now how can one party spawn so many people with varied beliefs like Penn Jillette, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, and Alex Jones.

Anonymous E replied with this 11 years ago, 21 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #521,755

@previous (A)
A lot of crazy conspiracy nuts seem to be drawn to the Libertarian Party. Richard C. Hoagland (of crazy alien moonbase and other batshit insane NASA conspiracies fame) has been invited as a speaker at the Libertarian National Convention before.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #521,757

His parody in Deus Ex HR was pretty good though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhSikupCw88

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #521,759

@previous (F)
Oh wow, that's actually really accurate though I noticed Alex tries to not curse a lot though.

@521,755 (E)
I wonder how le happy trashman managed to be so grounded.

Metæ replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #521,762

@521,750 (E)
Appy polly loggies for the double negative, I was posting while drunk but yeah. It makes no sense that all the dark and powerful elites would let little Alex make his radio/TV shows and make millions "exposing" them and not at all try to shut him down or have him killed in a tragic "accident". Alex Jones is a cynical con man preying on the mentally ill.
@521,751 (A)
That's like asking how atheism can spawn so many people with varied beliefs as Ayn Rand, Leon Trotsky, Penn Jillette, and Richard Dawkins.

Anonymous E replied with this 11 years ago, 18 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #521,763

@previous (Metæ)
> Alex Jones is a cynical con man preying on the mentally ill.
I agree.

I'm just saying that he probably thinks that people trying to shut him down is a sign of him being on the right track as much as people not trying to shut him down is a sign of him being on the right track, and I'm trying to explain his rationalization of these two, seemingly mutally exclusive, beliefs. Most conspiracy nuts' thinking goes something like: "If they try to silence me, then I am right. If they don't try to silence me, then they don't want to draw attention to the fact I need to be silenced so I am right."

Also, don't think I'm saying all Libertarians are nutjobs. It's just that a lot of wacky government conspiracy types seem to be drawn to the LP. (probably because of its minimal government stance) The Libertarian Party does have sensible people with rational ideas. Every party has their wacky fringe types. (Which are usually over-represented at national conventions) I just think the LP has some of the more wackier fringe members.

> Appy polly loggies for the double negative
Official Best Syntax Impression of 2015

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

Anonymous F replied with this 11 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #521,764

@previous (E)

> I'm just saying that he probably thinks that people trying to shut him down is a sign of him being on the right track as much as people not trying to shut him down is a sign of him being on the right track, and I'm trying to explain his rationalization of these two, seemingly mutally exclusive, beliefs. Most conspiracy nuts' thinking goes something like: "If they try to silence me, then I am right. If they don't try to silence me, then they don't want to draw attention to the fact I need to be silenced so I am right."

Then there's people who think he's a shill because he has a jewish wife.

Anonymous E replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #521,765

@previous (F)
Rumor is that David Icke hooked them up so he could plant a Reptillian spy close to Alex.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #521,776

@previous (E)
Thank you for bringing this to my attention.

The Reptilians are getting bolder...

beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #521,786

I used to, when a station had him on during my morning commute. I really like nutty right-wingers. Reasonable hosts, like NPR, are just boring.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 21 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #521,799

@previous (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
Is this why you are pro-Matt?

You want to introduce a little anarchy?

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #521,832

@521,743 (Metæ)
Because the only people who believe him are certified mentally ill, duh. There's reason to shut him down when he repels any and all credibility.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #521,835

@521,755 (E)

> A lot of crazy conspiracy nuts seem to be drawn to the Libertarian Party. Richard C. Hoagland (of crazy alien moonbase and other batshit insane NASA conspiracies fame) has been invited as a speaker at the Libertarian National Convention before.

hoagland is so fucking crazy but not as crazy as alex jones


alex jones is a disinfo agent hired by the CIA

Meta replied with this 11 years ago, 12 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #521,976

Disclaimer: I'm drunk again so the following may make no sense.
@521,763 (E)
> I'm just saying that he probably thinks that people trying to shut him down is a sign of him being on the right track as much as people not trying to shut him down is a sign of him being on the right track, and I'm trying to explain his rationalization of these two, seemingly mutally exclusive, beliefs. Most conspiracy nuts' thinking goes something like: "If they try to silence me, then I am right. If they don't try to silence me, then they don't want to draw attention to the fact I need to be silenced so I am right."
It's definitely a "heads I win, tails you lose" scenario. I just find it amazing that these Illuminati types who completely control the media and the government haven't arranged a "gun cleaning accident" for Alex, or that his sponsors haven't run into "trouble" with the IRS or the FTC or some other TLA.
> Also, don't think I'm saying all Libertarians are nutjobs. It's just that a lot of wacky government conspiracy types seem to be drawn to the LP. (probably because of its minimal government stance) The Libertarian Party does have sensible people with rational ideas.
Probably Libertarians in general are more stigmatized and scrutinized because they question the state, which I think is the heresy of our time. To give an example, liberals and conservatives can passionately debate whether or not gay marriage or marijuana should be legalized, but to say that the state has no role in drugs or marriage at all goes beyond the limits of Serious Debate™. Liberals and conservatives, or Democrats and Republicans are, from my point of view much like Lutherans and Catholics. Supposed polar opposites, who have spilled incalculable volumes of ink and blood over their differences but, in the grand scheme of things are quibbling over minor doctrinal technicalities. It's fine to argue over whether or not the communion cracker literally is the body of Christ or just symbolic of such, but to advocate Taoism and deny God and Jesus and the rest of it outright is heretical.
> Every party has their wacky fringe types. (Which are usually over-represented at national conventions) I just think the LP has some of the more wackier fringe members.
I agree with this, but I don't see it at national conventions. I don't recall seeing any OWS types or Tea Partiers at the DNC or RNC.
> > Appy polly loggies for the double negative
> Official Best Syntax Impression of 2015
:) I think Syntax should write a novel. I would read it.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #522,169

people who don't accept the very concept of collective activity shouldn't form god damn parties

beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao replied with this 11 years ago, 10 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #522,319

But I do agree with what he has to say about religion. I think he has some good insight into that.
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