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Topic: i've been diagnosed with cancer.

Anonymous A started this discussion 11 years ago #39,151

do you think i should get treatment at the hospital or just pray to Jesus?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later[^] [v] #520,984

Well, praying to Jesus won't help...

Metæ joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 4 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #521,034

Pray to a hospital.

swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/ joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 25 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #521,039

Cringepics?

Syntax joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #521,045

Belief in Jesus alone does not cut it. Hospitals n Doctors get a cut o what Jesus no takes immediately.

So according to Christian Science: Sickness is an illusion that can be corrected by prayer alone.

There is a downside to this. When they hung Jesus out to dry on that cross he for sure prayed n prayed n prayed YET he remained hung out to dry.

So bottom line is Prayer no work for Jesus so perhaps you need a more better back up plan.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 10 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #521,047

@previous (Syntax)
> Belief in Jesus alone does not cut it.
This is why you pray to hospitals directly as Meta sugests. If the hospitals you pray to don't cure your illness then you pray to different hospitals. The invisible hand will eventually ensure that all hospitals are worthy of prayer. If your hospital is being prayed to and is'nt curing your illeness, then you have to pray to a different hospital. It's that simple. The invisible hand will cure you.

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Syntax replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #521,048

@previous (F)
Meta is just plain rong.
Hospitals work on cash flow basis. Patient flows in n cash flows out of patient's wallet. Prayer has no direct cash value

Anonymous F replied with this 11 years ago, 23 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #521,049

@previous (Syntax)
Shhhh! Just pray to hospitals until one cures you. The economy is at stake here...

Green joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 45 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #521,051

Pray to Mecca.
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