Topic: ITT: Incidents where you injured yourself due to inanimate objects
Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #3,915
Mine have been one after the other these days. I have a ton more. 1. Hit my front of my foot against a table 2 days ago. It still hurts. ;_;
2. Cut myself with a butter knife, unintentionally. I don't even know.
3. Hit my arm against the door sides just a couple of minutes ago. The skin sort of scraped off.
I'm usually very delicate with my body. I do not know why all of this is happening. :(
!34Kas0OdzM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #70,464
I collect Crystals, and one time I accidentally my knee with a flintstone after falling asleep while sorting a new batch.
Don't ask me how... it was years ago, and even then I had no idea how I managed that.
Don't ask me how... it was years ago, and even then I had no idea how I managed that.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 46 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #70,465
Fell back into a coffee table once. Had to get stitches in the back of my head.
!!4KU9PSdLG joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #70,472
Does getting stabbed with a fork count?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #70,474
@70,465 (C)
Ouch O_O Were you leaning the chair back?
@previous (!!4KU9PSdLG)
No.
Ouch O_O Were you leaning the chair back?
@previous (!!4KU9PSdLG)
No.
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!!4KU9PSdLG replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #70,475
@previous (A)
Then I'm defaulting with the fact that I once fell down a ravine while exploring because I lost my footing while reading a compass.
Then I'm defaulting with the fact that I once fell down a ravine while exploring because I lost my footing while reading a compass.
Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 12 seconds later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #70,477
@70,474 (A)
No, it was in the middle of the room. I think I was messing around with my brother and he knocked me into it. :c
No, it was in the middle of the room. I think I was messing around with my brother and he knocked me into it. :c
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #70,479
!!4KU9PSdLG replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #70,482
!34Kas0OdzM replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #70,484
Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 33 seconds later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #70,486
!!4KU9PSdLG replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #70,491
Nyarth joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #70,494
One time, I borked my bork.
!34Kas0OdzM replied with this 15 years ago, 11 seconds later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #70,495
@70,491 (!!4KU9PSdLG)
> You needn't tell me about what kind of succubus the OP is.
LOL, too much information for you to handle, young man? >:)
> You needn't tell me about what kind of succubus the OP is.
LOL, too much information for you to handle, young man? >:)
!!4KU9PSdLG replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #70,499
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #70,502
@70,482 (!!4KU9PSdLG)
Why are you accusing me of exorbitant things these days? psychotic fucktard
@70,484 (!34Kas0OdzM)
How'd you know? ;)
Why are you accusing me of exorbitant things these days? psychotic fucktard
@70,484 (!34Kas0OdzM)
How'd you know? ;)
!!4KU9PSdLG replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #70,506
!34Kas0OdzM replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #70,508
@70,499 (!!4KU9PSdLG)
> More like a really bad episode of Bible Black. ;P~
Really bad, hmmm? ;)
Your tastes are... interesting. :D
@70,502 (A)
Basic surface Scan reveals that most of your shields are of the absorbing, rather than of the deflecting kind.
You core energy (some might call it "Life Force") is unnaturally in motion and has a "fluid" appearance.
> More like a really bad episode of Bible Black. ;P~
Really bad, hmmm? ;)
Your tastes are... interesting. :D
@70,502 (A)
Basic surface Scan reveals that most of your shields are of the absorbing, rather than of the deflecting kind.
You core energy (some might call it "Life Force") is unnaturally in motion and has a "fluid" appearance.
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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 17 seconds later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #70,509
!!4KU9PSdLG replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #70,511
@70,508 (!34Kas0OdzM)
Well, in due fairness, they're all bad.
@previous (A)
Just because you italicized it doesn't make it any more true, young lady.
Well, in due fairness, they're all bad.
@previous (A)
Just because you italicized it doesn't make it any more true, young lady.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #70,512
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #70,513
!34Kas0OdzM replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #70,520
!!4KU9PSdLG replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #70,525
@previous (!34Kas0OdzM)Do I not speak the truth? :X~
Also, in reference to your other question about English dubs, I think you can draw your own conclusions from a FUNimation label.
!34Kas0OdzM replied with this 15 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #70,528
@previous (!!4KU9PSdLG)
> Do I not speak the truth? :X~
No idea; I haven't wattched more then ten seconds off the thing, but is sure is funny to imagine you sitting through all of them.
> Also, in reference to your other question about English dubs, I think you can draw your own conclusions from a FUNimation label.
No experience with them, but seem to recall that they have an ill repute in certain circles.
I'm actually strongly agains dubs in almost all cases since the voice actors tend to try wayyy to hard... or not at all.
Only good dubs I can remember off the top of my head are the German Naruto and the English G Gundam GiTs and Samurai Champloo ones, and Naruto sucks HARD.
Oh, and the German Sailor Moon one was okay-ish.
> Do I not speak the truth? :X~
No idea; I haven't wattched more then ten seconds off the thing, but is sure is funny to imagine you sitting through all of them.
> Also, in reference to your other question about English dubs, I think you can draw your own conclusions from a FUNimation label.
No experience with them, but seem to recall that they have an ill repute in certain circles.
I'm actually strongly agains dubs in almost all cases since the voice actors tend to try wayyy to hard... or not at all.
Only good dubs I can remember off the top of my head are the German Naruto and the English G Gundam GiTs and Samurai Champloo ones, and Naruto sucks HARD.
Oh, and the German Sailor Moon one was okay-ish.
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!!4KU9PSdLG replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #70,529
@previous (!34Kas0OdzM)
> but is sure is funny to imagine you sitting through all of them.
I've entertained a lazy afternoon or two. I probably saw two or three episodes that I can recall, and they became very predictable and bad. Jokes can be made when it's given. Believe you me, it's bad.
> I'm actually strongly agains dubs in almost all cases since the voice actors tend to try wayyy to hard... or not at all.
Thought you may say this, and I actually feel the same way, which was my point. Some of them are all right but I really... really never enjoy watching an English dub after watching a sub of the same series. Just the other day I looked up Fruits Basket on Dailymotion and almost an hero'd because the English dubbing was so bad (never heard it before then). Even by strong comparison to more successful series like Dragonball, it's just insanely bad.
> German Naruto
Heard it, and regardless of language, Naruto is just bad bad bad...
> Gundam
Don't think I've heard that particular series, but I remember Gundam Wing having some very strong homosexual overtones. I thought it odd.
> Samurai Champloo
The English version wasn't bad by any means. It doesn't really stick out in my head. If we're in the way of what good English animes are I tend to point towards Cowboy Bebop but I'm a die-hard for that series anyway.
> but is sure is funny to imagine you sitting through all of them.
I've entertained a lazy afternoon or two. I probably saw two or three episodes that I can recall, and they became very predictable and bad. Jokes can be made when it's given. Believe you me, it's bad.
> I'm actually strongly agains dubs in almost all cases since the voice actors tend to try wayyy to hard... or not at all.
Thought you may say this, and I actually feel the same way, which was my point. Some of them are all right but I really... really never enjoy watching an English dub after watching a sub of the same series. Just the other day I looked up Fruits Basket on Dailymotion and almost an hero'd because the English dubbing was so bad (never heard it before then). Even by strong comparison to more successful series like Dragonball, it's just insanely bad.
> German Naruto
Heard it, and regardless of language, Naruto is just bad bad bad...
> Gundam
Don't think I've heard that particular series, but I remember Gundam Wing having some very strong homosexual overtones. I thought it odd.
> Samurai Champloo
The English version wasn't bad by any means. It doesn't really stick out in my head. If we're in the way of what good English animes are I tend to point towards Cowboy Bebop but I'm a die-hard for that series anyway.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #70,530
I tripped over Nega once.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #70,531
!!4KU9PSdLG replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #70,532
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #70,533
Anonymous F replied with this 15 years ago, 44 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #70,534
@previous (A)
Carebear detected.
Grumpy Bear Fake Anon will not be pleased.
Carebear detected.
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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #70,535
!34Kas0OdzM replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #70,536
@70,530 (F)
I told you to turn on the light.
I don't always glow in the dark, you know?
@70,531 (A)
Y-yes. ;~;
I told you to turn on the light.
I don't always glow in the dark, you know?
@70,531 (A)
Y-yes. ;~;
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #70,562
Fell climbing a hill once, some broken glass was sticking out of the earth went straight into the palm of my hand.
Fell in my bathroom when I was younger hit my head off the toilet. Had to get stitches it was so bad.
Jumped down the stairs and sprained my ankle real bad.
Banged my funnybone several times too. :/
Also shoved a plunger up my ass, I made an awkward movement and I swear the thing ripped my insides apart.
Fell in my bathroom when I was younger hit my head off the toilet. Had to get stitches it was so bad.
Jumped down the stairs and sprained my ankle real bad.
Banged my funnybone several times too. :/
Also shoved a plunger up my ass, I made an awkward movement and I swear the thing ripped my insides apart.
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Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #70,566
I ACCIDENTLY HRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #70,568
@70,562 (G)
> Also shoved a plunger up my ass, I made an awkward movement and I swear the thing ripped my insides apart.
wat, y?
> Also shoved a plunger up my ass, I made an awkward movement and I swear the thing ripped my insides apart.
wat, y?
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Anonymous G replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #70,576
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #70,580
Anonymous G replied with this 15 years ago, 16 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #70,591
@previous (A)
No seriously try it, they have done tests on both gay and straight males. In both cases prostate stimulation increased the strength of the orgasms (even though it might be slightly uncomfortable).
No seriously try it, they have done tests on both gay and straight males. In both cases prostate stimulation increased the strength of the orgasms (even though it might be slightly uncomfortable).
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #70,629
Inanimate? I dunno.
I got stabbed with scissors whilst getting mugged at the bus station a few years ago.
I got stabbed with scissors whilst getting mugged at the bus station a few years ago.
totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 29 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #70,634
I've rode my bicycle into a parked car, flew off, and ended up bruised and sore.
totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic double-posted this 15 years ago, 44 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #70,635
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #70,637
@70,634 (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)
lol
i've done that but on a skateboard, though i didn't actually fly off, just hit car and land on ground
lol
i've done that but on a skateboard, though i didn't actually fly off, just hit car and land on ground
RogiPhone !tiQBrOS.jo joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 16 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #70,643
I get hurt a lot lol
Anonymous G replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #70,656
@70,635 (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)
Yes I have only done this once though! Very intense!
You have to draw a line though on where your enjoying the stimulation and where you're enjoying the pain.
Yes I have only done this once though! Very intense!
You have to draw a line though on where your enjoying the stimulation and where you're enjoying the pain.
Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #70,717
I cut my knuckle on the bottom of a mirror-cabinet thing. The bottom was broken, and sharp. ;_;
Also, I shot my finger with an unloaded BB gun to see how pressurized the air was.
And me and my brother were biking through a construction site years ago, when there wasn't anybody around. I ended up hurting myself a lot...
Also, I shot my finger with an unloaded BB gun to see how pressurized the air was.
And me and my brother were biking through a construction site years ago, when there wasn't anybody around. I ended up hurting myself a lot...
ヲワナメ !COOOOOLbus joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #70,722
Fell off the back of a golf cart and accidentally my knee