Topic: Some things I have learned from watching internet porn.
Anonymous A started this discussion 11 years ago #39,132
1. 90% of people are apparently into incest and bestiality.
2. The average penis is about 11 inches long.
3. The average vagina, and anus, can hold three or more penises at once with no problem.
4. Condoms do not exist.
5. Orgies spontaneously break out all the time.
6. "Teen" means "40 year hag".
7. "Amateur" means "veteran porn star".
Any more?
2. The average penis is about 11 inches long.
3. The average vagina, and anus, can hold three or more penises at once with no problem.
4. Condoms do not exist.
5. Orgies spontaneously break out all the time.
6. "Teen" means "40 year hag".
7. "Amateur" means "veteran porn star".
Any more?
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 44 minutes later[^] [v] #520,828
If any of the comments are in German, you know it's going to be sick.
DasSheeple joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #520,850
8. Your teacher desperately wants you.
9. The pizza guy accepts cash, credit cards and pussy.
10. Asian have squared penises and vaginas.
11. The pool table is for playing pool and having sex, if you keep drinks on it the waiter will get mad.
9. The pizza guy accepts cash, credit cards and pussy.
10. Asian have squared penises and vaginas.
11. The pool table is for playing pool and having sex, if you keep drinks on it the waiter will get mad.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #520,855
> "Teen" means "40 year hag".
And "milf" means 26 year old with big tits
And "milf" means 26 year old with big tits
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #520,857
Green joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #520,858
Men should shut the fuck up and the camera man should solely on the woman and not nasty man arse.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #520,859
@previous (Green)
Yes!! The man always talks through the whole damn thing! And the "artistic" camera angles go right up the man's butthole!
Yes!! The man always talks through the whole damn thing! And the "artistic" camera angles go right up the man's butthole!
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 14 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #521,038
Everyone has nasty video of their sister apparently.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 10 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #521,068
Anonymous F replied with this 11 years ago, 7 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #521,203
No one actually likes the other one enough to hold them close, unless it's to stop her from trying to get away
Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 29 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #521,239
Every camera angleKiller Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #521,244
It is English new year
Happy new year. Minichan !
Happy new year. Minichan !
Autphag joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #521,248
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Kill yourself. Actually, naw, the niggers you love so much will eventually undo your mortal existence for you. And your vapid racial egalitarianism won't save you. I eagerly await that day, my mouth ends curved in a malign grin.
Kill yourself. Actually, naw, the niggers you love so much will eventually undo your mortal existence for you. And your vapid racial egalitarianism won't save you. I eagerly await that day, my mouth ends curved in a malign grin.
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Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #521,253
Autphag replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #521,257
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Someone is teary eyed as their fascade to impress falls before them, inevitable retribution beckoning for their reckless gamble; the gamble you took when abandoning principle in favour of this Zeitgeist's piety. We all see it. Wipe your eyes, mate.
Someone is teary eyed as their fascade to impress falls before them, inevitable retribution beckoning for their reckless gamble; the gamble you took when abandoning principle in favour of this Zeitgeist's piety. We all see it. Wipe your eyes, mate.
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Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #521,261
Autphag replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #521,267
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Imbecile. Chris chan, nay, Jace is cleverer than you are.
Imbecile. Chris chan, nay, Jace is cleverer than you are.
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Green replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #521,268
Yo.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 26 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #521,269
Autphag replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #521,271
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
> persona
Says the faceless anon cowering behind an alias. To think, you posting here is a good indication that this comprises the bulk of your life. Sad, sad non-individual automaton.
> persona
Says the faceless anon cowering behind an alias. To think, you posting here is a good indication that this comprises the bulk of your life. Sad, sad non-individual automaton.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #521,273
Autphag replied with this 11 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #521,289
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
And with that deflection, you're doing a brilliant job effacing yourself. Keep up the good work!
And with that deflection, you're doing a brilliant job effacing yourself. Keep up the good work!
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #521,291
Autphag replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #521,293
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
When it concerns your act, it's always entertaining to see you backhandedly twist around your own illegitimacy against others. It proves how psychopathic liberals like you really are.
When it concerns your act, it's always entertaining to see you backhandedly twist around your own illegitimacy against others. It proves how psychopathic liberals like you really are.
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Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 21 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #521,294
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx double-posted this 11 years ago, 49 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #521,295
Autphag replied with this 11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #521,298
Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #521,315
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #521,559
@520,858 (Green)
> Men should shut the fuck up and the camera man should solely on the woman and not nasty man arse.
Porn designated women only will have a male cameraman who will talk in a very deep voice the whole time and stick his arm and penis in the shot constantly.
Porn also likes to zoom way in on a woman's body and never just zoom out showing the whole body.
> Men should shut the fuck up and the camera man should solely on the woman and not nasty man arse.
Porn designated women only will have a male cameraman who will talk in a very deep voice the whole time and stick his arm and penis in the shot constantly.
Porn also likes to zoom way in on a woman's body and never just zoom out showing the whole body.