HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY started this discussion 11 years ago#39,122
Strapping down a baby and mutilating his penis? 100% OK, no problem there!!
Two consenting teenagers having sex? STOP STOOOOOP! This is illegal and highly immoral!!
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later[^][v]#520,789
@OP
Should hockey gloves be written into the legislation?
HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^][v]#520,790
@previous (B)
I would rather lick a hockey glove than eat the food in Kunming.
swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/ joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 30 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^][v]#520,791
You aren't a teenager.
HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 minutes after the original post[^][v]#520,792
@previous (swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/)
I was a teenager, and I could have been put on the sex offender registry for consensual activities with my ex-girlfriend.
Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 15 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^][v]#520,800
@520,790 (HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY)
So, if syntax offered you either eat kunming food or lick his penis, which do you choose?
kook !!mCVqftDha joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^][v]#520,801
@520,792 (HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY)
That isnt stopping you from fucking right now.
HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 11 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^][v]#520,803
@520,800 (B)
Definitely his penis, unless he's been surfing in a kunming sewer. @previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
I'm just saying...
Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 23 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#520,807
@previous (HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY)
I think he'd be pleased to hear that, for many reasons, only one of which is his shared hatred for kunming food
Indy joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 38 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#520,808
@previous (B)
*despite either of them ever having been to Kunming or even China
Anonymous E double-posted this 11 years ago, 3 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#520,825
USAmerican morals: it is a horrible sin for a 17 year old to drink a sip of beer or touch a girl's boobie! But it is good and right to bomb brown people around the world.
Green joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 36 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^][v]#520,826