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Topic: could I have a kid?

Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ started this discussion 11 years ago #39,077

Brooke might be pregnant, probably not, but maybe. Probably a trip to the abortionist, but maybe she'll want to keep it. And then I'll have to put a rein on my addictive behaviors, and start giving fucks. Which is cool, I guess.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 51 seconds later[^] [v] #520,344

You could, but you'd make a terrible father.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #520,345

Don't worry, you're shooting blanks

Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #520,346

@520,344 (B)
Yeah, I know. That's the main concern. I barely take care of myself, and am pretty parasitic as an individual. Maybe I could kick shit into high gear,and be an okay dad, but fuck. Also, I have lots of issues that I might just pass on genitically, as does Brooke. And while Brooke is a very good person, she and I just decided to stop doing meth and slow down on the cocaine. We've been drinking with benzos and painkillers lately. So, to go from "how about not meth" to child raising is a pretty big leap.

Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ (OP) double-posted this 11 years ago, 20 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #520,347

@520,345 (C)
Oh God, if only!

Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 28 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #520,348

@520,346 (Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
Classy

Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #520,349

@previous (B)
Drug addiction! Well, I mean we use champagne. Thats classy.

Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ (OP) double-posted this 11 years ago, 31 seconds later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #520,350

@previous (Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
And do drugs off a valuable victorian hand mirror.

HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 31 seconds later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #520,351

Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #520,352

@previous (HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY)
Thats so hot!

Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ (OP) double-posted this 11 years ago, 10 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #520,353

Hweeeeeeey

Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ (OP) triple-posted this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #520,354

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #520,387

Sure you could. In fact, fuck yes you could. My father was like, fucked up all the time. Driving drunk and shit. Now he is fine, and in fact, he is successful with his own business.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 56 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #520,405

@520,346 (Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)

> And while Brooke is a very good person, she and I just decided to stop doing meth and slow down on the cocaine.
> meth
> cocaine

> We've been drinking with benzos and painkillers lately.
> benzos
> painkillers

No wonder you're so fucked. And I'm not just talkin' about looks.

Methlove !KansasxqvM joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 13 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #520,410

Please consider getting a vasectomy.

Green joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #520,413

@OP
What if you needed to drive your child to the convenience store?

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 32 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #520,421

I think that you would be a great dad, John. :)

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 9 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #520,560

Abortion is morally wrong. But you raising a kid is too. Give it up for adoption.
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