Topic: I heard a certain Postmortem frequents this joint.

Indy Wine Mafia started this discussion 11 years ago #39,043

This is Wine Willy, second-in-command to Godfather Indy and his "family". We heard a certain Mr. Postmortem is sending us messages. Well, we're here to reply.

Cider Cartel joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 22 minutes later[^] [v] #520,130

We have sent you numerous NHS dentist signs as a warning. We shall be sending someone with buttered toilet seats round for a 'friendly chat' very soon.

Indy Wine Mafia (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #520,132

@previous (Cider Cartel)
You! The Green Gang Cider Cartel! This means war!

Cider Cartel replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #520,134

@previous (Indy Wine Mafia)

We had Postmortem hit the store as a message for you and your Wine Mafia. Preparations are underway for Tesco to buy the store and sell discount cider.

Indy Wine Mafia (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #520,135

@previous (Cider Cartel)
Then please be prepared for my muscle man, Larry LaTour, to visit you at home!

Cider Cartel replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #520,136

@previous (Indy Wine Mafia)
Then we shall send Mr Matthews and Mr Delong..

Indy Wine Mafia (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 59 seconds later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #520,137

@previous (Cider Cartel)
Wait, not...Owen Delong?

Cider Cartel replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #520,138

@previous (Indy Wine Mafia)
The Delong and his 10 inch Delong dong.

Indy Wine Mafia (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 10 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #520,139

@previous (Cider Cartel)
Then have forced my hand. Prepare for...Clarence Claret.

Cider Cartel replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #520,141

@previous (Indy Wine Mafia)
We have kidnapped Deepoo.

Indy Wine Mafia (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #520,142

@previous (Cider Cartel)
What? What about Peedoo?

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #520,148

This is perfectly normal behavior for a 40-something.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #520,158

@previous (C)
> mad

cupcake joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 14 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #520,249

My hand still has not healed!

Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 7 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #520,343

@previous (cupcake)
You have a weak hand.

Minichan