Topic: I AM SATAN

SATAN started this discussion 11 years ago #38,974

I AM SATAN!

TAKE MY MARK AND WORSHIP ME!!!!

unrepentantsinner666 joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 day later[^] [v] #519,921

Hi satan,as you can see im your big fan.

Im still unrepentant and my favorite number is666 so take to hell with you so that we can fuck ok

SATAN double-posted this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #519,922

@previous (unrepentantsinner666)

> Hi satan,as you can see im your big fan.
>
> Im still unrepentant and my favorite number is666 so take to hell with you so that we can fuck ok

Sure if you really really want to.

Just know that im sticking my horns up your ass.

Get it,horns up your ass lol

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #519,923

@previous (SATAN)
Jesus turned water into wine.
What the fuck can you do for us?

SATAN replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #519,926

@previous (C)

> Jesus turned water into wine.
> What the fuck can you do for us?

I can make you famous,give you a sexy looking mate and more.

Anything in the world,and by the way jeeezus cant give you happiness and joy like i do.

Unrepentantsinner666 double-posted this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #519,927

@519,923 (C)

> Jesus turned water into wine.
> What the fuck can you do for us?

FUCK GOD FUCK JESUS AND ALL IN HEAVEN!!!

Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #519,928

@519,926 (SATAN)
Sorry no buy.
You infamous for giving, then taking it away.
All you do is lie cheat. You are the reason Mc D french fries are not a crispy as they once were.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #519,930

Your Mark? We already have him, he's been here for a while.

Didn't know you sent him, though.

SATAN replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #519,932

@519,928 (C)

> Sorry no buy.
> You infamous for giving, then taking it away.
> All you do is lie cheat. You are the reason Mc D french fries are not a crispy as they once were.

What did i ever take away?
What am i lying about?
And why do you blame me for the french fries when it could be the workers who make the french fries?

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Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 27 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #519,937

SATAN;

You the motherfuckin man!!!!!

I patiently await the day we meet!!!

Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #519,939

@519,932 (SATAN)
> And why do you blame me for the french fries when it could be the workers who make the french fries?
Because if you had any powers ...You would fucking fix that and bring back Fries fried in beef fat.
Vegetable oil is only good for vegetarians.

Unrepentantsinner666 joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 8 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #520,009

@previous (C)

> >And why do you blame me for the french fries when it could be the workers who make the french fries?
> Because if you had any powers ...You would fucking fix that and bring back Fries fried in beef fat.
> Vegetable oil is only good for vegetarians.

Blame it on god because if it wasn't for god we wouldn't be in this mess

Unrepentantsinner666 double-posted this 11 years ago, 16 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #520,010

@519,939 (C)

> >And why do you blame me for the french fries when it could be the workers who make the french fries?
> Because if you had any powers ...You would fucking fix that and bring back Fries fried in beef fat.
> Vegetable oil is only good for vegetarians.

Blame it on god because if it wasn't for god we wouldn't be in this mess

The Asshole replied with this 11 years ago, 50 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #520,028

@previous (Unrepentantsinner666)

Do you blame god for your autism?

Unrepentantsinner666 replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #520,031

@previous (The Asshole)

> Do you blame god for your autism?

FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Asshole replied with this 11 years ago, 16 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #520,040

@previous (Unrepentantsinner666)

Anger is a sign of autism. Please seek professional help.

Unrepentantsinner666 replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #520,042

Being an asshole is a sighn of autism.please seek professional help

Anonymous E replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #520,043

@previous (Unrepentantsinner666)

> Being an asshole is a sighn of autism.please seek professional help

Trying to comeback with a weak comeback is a sign of autism. Please seek professional help.

Unrepentantsinner666 replied with this 11 years ago, 35 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #520,045

Will you ever fuck off?

Dat Black Bitch replied with this 11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #520,047

@previous (Unrepentantsinner666)

Look mah lil nigga, buy sum of dese pills. It'll be aight.

Minichan