Topic: satan
unrepentantsinner666 started this discussion 11 years ago #38,956
Does anyone here know the correct method to summon satan?
Just want to see what happens so i can problaby have sex
with him
Just want to see what happens so i can problaby have sex
with him
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #519,307
Again, as I told your succubus friend, I know this stuff. I have a Master's in a related field. I can tell you how to summon Satan, but you have to be ready for the process (which is intense), and the reality of what happens when you do.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #519,309
Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 45 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #519,310
@previous (C)
No, but you need to be prepared to do a few things that most people find very distasteful at the least, and be able to speak Latin correctly, as well as willing to deal with Satan once he appears, and be able to banish him as well.
No, but you need to be prepared to do a few things that most people find very distasteful at the least, and be able to speak Latin correctly, as well as willing to deal with Satan once he appears, and be able to banish him as well.
Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #519,311
Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 37 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #519,312
@previous (C)
There is no such thing. If you want to fuck around, then piss off. If you want to actually conjure Satan, let me know.
There is no such thing. If you want to fuck around, then piss off. If you want to actually conjure Satan, let me know.
unrepentantsinner666 (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #519,313
Well im pretty sure i asked how do i conjure satan,not fuck around
By the way are you a satanist?
By the way are you a satanist?
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Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 52 seconds later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #519,314
@previous (unrepentantsinner666)
I am not a Satanist, just an expert on the matter. Ok, the first thing you need to do is to purify yourself for one week. No alcohol, no food, no sex: only water (or fruit juice is ok). Tell me if you are willing to do that, then I will continue.
I am not a Satanist, just an expert on the matter. Ok, the first thing you need to do is to purify yourself for one week. No alcohol, no food, no sex: only water (or fruit juice is ok). Tell me if you are willing to do that, then I will continue.
unrepentantsinner666 (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #519,315
ok i got the first step written down
Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 16 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #519,316
Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #519,317
@519,315 (unrepentantsinner666)
Ok, Step two: go to a local cemetery, and dig up a fresh body. You must sleep with this body overnight. Not sex -- just literal sleep. You must tie a cord around yourself and the body, and sleep overnight with it. Only one night is required. Third step is to procure an animal for the blood sacrifice that will be required. Are you ok with all this so far? The rest is easy compared to these.
Ok, Step two: go to a local cemetery, and dig up a fresh body. You must sleep with this body overnight. Not sex -- just literal sleep. You must tie a cord around yourself and the body, and sleep overnight with it. Only one night is required. Third step is to procure an animal for the blood sacrifice that will be required. Are you ok with all this so far? The rest is easy compared to these.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #519,318
Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 36 seconds later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #519,319
@previous (D)
My Master's Thesis is on Medieval French Witchcraft. I am somewhat of an expert, to be sure.
My Master's Thesis is on Medieval French Witchcraft. I am somewhat of an expert, to be sure.
unrepentantsinner666 (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #519,320
Are you playing with me when you said i had to sleep with a dead body?
Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #519,321
@previous (unrepentantsinner666)
No. I am not. If you do not believe me, ask anyone who knows this stuff. I am not kidding. You do not have to do this to summon a lower demon, but Satan is the head of hell, so you must go to extreme measures. Likewise, blood sacrifices are not required for lower demons.
No. I am not. If you do not believe me, ask anyone who knows this stuff. I am not kidding. You do not have to do this to summon a lower demon, but Satan is the head of hell, so you must go to extreme measures. Likewise, blood sacrifices are not required for lower demons.
unrepentantsinner666 (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #519,323
No one ever mentioned that they had to sleep with a dead body to summon satan.
Thats the part were you got me confused and freaked out.
Thats the part were you got me confused and freaked out.
Anonymous D replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #519,324
Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 11 seconds later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #519,325
@519,323 (unrepentantsinner666)
Satan is a special case. You must join yourself to death to prove his worthiness. He is the king of hell. If you do not believe or trust me, that is ok, I do not blame you, but just read some MEdieval texts on the process and you will see that I am correct.
Satan is a special case. You must join yourself to death to prove his worthiness. He is the king of hell. If you do not believe or trust me, that is ok, I do not blame you, but just read some MEdieval texts on the process and you will see that I am correct.
unrepentantsinner666 (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #519,327
ok ill resarch
Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #519,330
@previous (unrepentantsinner666)
Ok. Once you do these things, next you must make a magic circle in white chalk, and light a black candle at each point. Staying inside the circle, you must read the Latin text for the summoning. When he appears, and he will, you must immediately tell him what you want him to do, and ignore all things that he says. He is bound to do what you say, but will try to make deals with you: ignore them: they are a trap. Once he sees that he must do your will, you must use the Latin banishing spell. NEVER leave the inside of the magic circle, or he will tear you apart.
Ok. Once you do these things, next you must make a magic circle in white chalk, and light a black candle at each point. Staying inside the circle, you must read the Latin text for the summoning. When he appears, and he will, you must immediately tell him what you want him to do, and ignore all things that he says. He is bound to do what you say, but will try to make deals with you: ignore them: they are a trap. Once he sees that he must do your will, you must use the Latin banishing spell. NEVER leave the inside of the magic circle, or he will tear you apart.
unrepentantsinner666 (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #519,333
What if i told him to lick my private for an whole 5 hours?
Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 43 seconds later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #519,334
@previous (unrepentantsinner666)
Then he would have to do it. But beware: he is a very tricky adversary. He will find a way to trick you into saying or doing the wrong thing to give him power. The best way is to state your demand for him, then instantly banish him.
Then he would have to do it. But beware: he is a very tricky adversary. He will find a way to trick you into saying or doing the wrong thing to give him power. The best way is to state your demand for him, then instantly banish him.
unrepentantsinner666 (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #519,339
ok thanks