Topic: how do i summon an incubus
incubuslover101 started this discussion 10 years ago #38,926
I am very interested in establishing a loving relationship with an incubus so please if you have any info i can use do share.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #518,950
As someone who has been attacked many times by succubi, I cannot in good conscience give you the formula. It will only give you misery.
incubuslover101 (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #518,952
Well that was your experience not mine.
I didnt even get an experience yet.
I didnt even get an experience yet.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #518,956
We /x/ now.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #519,009
incubuslover101 (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #519,011
@518,950 (B)
> As someone who has been attacked many times by succubi, I cannot in good conscience give you the formula. It will only give you misery.
yeah what did they do to you?
Give me the whole god damn story ok.
> As someone who has been attacked many times by succubi, I cannot in good conscience give you the formula. It will only give you misery.
yeah what did they do to you?
Give me the whole god damn story ok.
kook !!mCVqftDha joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #519,015
incubuslover101 (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #519,019
kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 10 years ago, 40 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #519,021
incubuslover101 (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #519,028
what makes you think that eh?
kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #519,036
incubuslover101 (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #519,040
i did not "state" that im gay
Anonymous D replied with this 10 years ago, 10 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #519,042
Still waiting for that succubus summoning spell.
kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #519,045
incubuslover101 (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #519,050
No i problaby dont since i asked to summon an incubus.
kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #519,055
@previous (incubuslover101)
Yes you do, and you literally just Googled the meaning of incubus. Also, you want a dick in your pooper.
Yes you do, and you literally just Googled the meaning of incubus. Also, you want a dick in your pooper.
incubuslover101 (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #519,060
what makes you think i googled incubus if i knew what they were since i was 5?
kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #519,066
incubuslover101 (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #519,072
wrong
way younger than that
do you wanna fuck?
way younger than that
do you wanna fuck?
kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #519,080
incubuslover101 (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #519,087
you like dick?
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 56 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #519,089
Anonymous F double-posted this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #519,092
@OP
> I am very interested in establishing a loving relationship with an incubus so please if you have any info i can use do share.
Incubi are definitively not loving
They rape
They don't love
> I am very interested in establishing a loving relationship with an incubus so please if you have any info i can use do share.
Incubi are definitively not loving
They rape
They don't love
incubuslover101 (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #519,098
Trust me,when you summon them with positivity and develop a relationship with them they do love.
kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 10 years ago, 3 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #519,100
Anonymous F replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #519,103
incubuslover101 (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 12 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #519,128
@previous (F)
> It seems like you have experience with this
> Why are you asking
i get the info frome other experieces on other websites.i personally have no experience but is looking forward to it. the answer im tryna get is how do i summon an incubus
> It seems like you have experience with this
> Why are you asking
i get the info frome other experieces on other websites.i personally have no experience but is looking forward to it. the answer im tryna get is how do i summon an incubus
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #519,145
Draw a pentagram on your forehead and listen to Make Yourself backwards 6 times.
incubuslover101 (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #519,147
Anonymous F replied with this 10 years ago, 41 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #519,171
@519,128 (incubuslover101)
Weird
Well my advice to you is give up now and find a real boy
Because sex demons aren't real bbuuddyy
Weird
Well my advice to you is give up now and find a real boy
Because sex demons aren't real bbuuddyy
Anonymous F double-posted this 10 years ago, 24 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #519,172
incubuslover101 (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #519,174
@519,171 (F)
> Weird
> Well my advice to you is give up now and find a real boy
> Because sex demons aren't real bbuuddyy
whatever,why dont you just go fuck yourself?
> Weird
> Well my advice to you is give up now and find a real boy
> Because sex demons aren't real bbuuddyy
whatever,why dont you just go fuck yourself?
Anonymous F replied with this 10 years ago, 41 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #519,176
Anonymous F double-posted this 10 years ago, 49 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #519,177
@519,174 (incubuslover101)
See what I did there too
Sure as hell
While asserting that sex demons aren't real
I'm a word genius
See what I did there too
Sure as hell
While asserting that sex demons aren't real
I'm a word genius
incubuslover101 (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #519,178
Fuck off dude
Green joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 50 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #519,191
Why do I always get incubus and not succubus?
Syntax joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 11 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #519,195
@OP> I am very interested in establishing a loving relationship with an incubus so please if you have any info i can use do share.
Concert tickets are still available for a loving relationship with Incubus. USA tour just concluded but hop on a plane to Australia for next tour
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9E4xjzVMC8
http://incubushq.com/
Anonymous B replied with this 10 years ago, 30 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #519,206
I can tell you how to summon one, if you really, really want. It is an entire ritual. You will need white chalk, black candles, and the ability to pronounce Classical or Ecclesiastical Latin correctly.
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #519,209
@previous (B)
If only there was a scholar here who had a mastery of Classical or Ecclesiastical Latin... It's sad it's a dead language no one cares for.
If only there was a scholar here who had a mastery of Classical or Ecclesiastical Latin... It's sad it's a dead language no one cares for.
Anonymous B replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #519,210
Anonymous J replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #519,211
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 5 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #519,322
@519,145 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
As an expert Inkubi summoner I can confirm that this is the only ISIS (inkubi summoner international society) approved method to conjure the dreaded inkubus.
As an expert Inkubi summoner I can confirm that this is the only ISIS (inkubi summoner international society) approved method to conjure the dreaded inkubus.
unrepentantsinner666 joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #519,329
ok so how do i summon them(incubi)
Anonymous B replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #519,332
@previous (unrepentantsinner666)
This is the Satan summoning guy again. Incubus is easy. You need to simply light a black candle. No magic circle is required, as they will only come to you in your sleep. You must recite the Latin invocation -- I will find it for you tomorrow and post it here if you will kindly remind you. That week, you will be approached by an incubus in your sleep. But be warned: it is a terrible experience. I Will post the chant/incantation tomorrow.
This is the Satan summoning guy again. Incubus is easy. You need to simply light a black candle. No magic circle is required, as they will only come to you in your sleep. You must recite the Latin invocation -- I will find it for you tomorrow and post it here if you will kindly remind you. That week, you will be approached by an incubus in your sleep. But be warned: it is a terrible experience. I Will post the chant/incantation tomorrow.
unrepentantsinner666 replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #519,337
Thank you sir.
you are a big help and i wish the best for you.
you are a big help and i wish the best for you.
Anonymous B replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #519,338
@previous (unrepentantsinner666)
It is my pleasure. I have invoked/conjured a demon successfully once. It was a major demon in hell, but not Satan. He actually came. I was terrified. To be in the presence of a demon is more horrible than anything you can imagine. I will post the chant tomorrow. Have a good night.
It is my pleasure. I have invoked/conjured a demon successfully once. It was a major demon in hell, but not Satan. He actually came. I was terrified. To be in the presence of a demon is more horrible than anything you can imagine. I will post the chant tomorrow. Have a good night.
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Anonymous B replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #519,356
@519,353 (B)
@519,352 (C)
@519,354 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
You are sorely mistaken. These things are very real.
@519,352 (C)
@519,354 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
You are sorely mistaken. These things are very real.
Anonymous C replied with this 10 years ago, 21 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #519,367
unrepentantsinner666 replied with this 10 years ago, 32 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #519,374
Fuck off
i cant stand you or your ignorance anymore
i cant stand you or your ignorance anymore
swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/ joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #519,375
unrepentantsinner666 replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #519,376
Yes and im gonna fuck you so hard in the bum
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unrepentantsinner666 joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #519,792
@519,338 (B)
> It is my pleasure. I have invoked/conjured a demon successfully once. It was a major demon in hell, but not Satan. He actually came. I was terrified. To be in the presence of a demon is more horrible than anything you can imagine. I will post the chant tomorrow. Have a good night.
Hey anon, did you find that chant yet?
> It is my pleasure. I have invoked/conjured a demon successfully once. It was a major demon in hell, but not Satan. He actually came. I was terrified. To be in the presence of a demon is more horrible than anything you can imagine. I will post the chant tomorrow. Have a good night.
Hey anon, did you find that chant yet?
Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #519,819
@previous (unrepentantsinner666)
Here you go. Write this on a piece of paper using black ink: "Lamia magne audierit vocem meam, ad te oro mihi filium tuum." Say it aloud, then burn the paper in the flame of the black candle I mentioned. It will come that night or the next.
Here you go. Write this on a piece of paper using black ink: "Lamia magne audierit vocem meam, ad te oro mihi filium tuum." Say it aloud, then burn the paper in the flame of the black candle I mentioned. It will come that night or the next.
squeegee joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #519,820
@previous (Q)
that shit's for minor demons, if you want something like an incubus you need to stand in the middle of a pentagram drawn with salt on the floor. Place candles at north, south, east and west. stand in the middle of the pentagram, light the north candle and utter:
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then light the west candle and utter:
Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat.
then light the south candle and utter:
Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur.
and then light east candle and utter:
Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum.
after all of the candles are lit and you've uttered the last verse, step out of the pentagram at the north candle and extinguish it as you pass.
then proceed to extinguish the west, south, and east candles in that order.
the incubus will appear to you in the smoke briefly, but long enough for you to give it an order it must obey
that shit's for minor demons, if you want something like an incubus you need to stand in the middle of a pentagram drawn with salt on the floor. Place candles at north, south, east and west. stand in the middle of the pentagram, light the north candle and utter:
Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua.
then light the west candle and utter:
Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat.
then light the south candle and utter:
Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur.
and then light east candle and utter:
Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum.
after all of the candles are lit and you've uttered the last verse, step out of the pentagram at the north candle and extinguish it as you pass.
then proceed to extinguish the west, south, and east candles in that order.
the incubus will appear to you in the smoke briefly, but long enough for you to give it an order it must obey
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Anonymous Q replied with this 10 years ago, 56 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #519,821
@previous (squeegee)
An incubus IS a minor demon: very minor. You looked that up online, and it is not correct. It will not work. Or worse, it could backfire.
An incubus IS a minor demon: very minor. You looked that up online, and it is not correct. It will not work. Or worse, it could backfire.
unrepentantsinner666 joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #519,824
@519,819 (Q)
> Here you go. Write this on a piece of paper using black ink: "Lamia magne audierit vocem meam, ad te oro mihi filium tuum." Say it aloud, then burn the paper in the flame of the black candle I mentioned. It will come that night or the next.
Thanks again!
> Here you go. Write this on a piece of paper using black ink: "Lamia magne audierit vocem meam, ad te oro mihi filium tuum." Say it aloud, then burn the paper in the flame of the black candle I mentioned. It will come that night or the next.
Thanks again!
Anonymous Q replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #519,825
@previous (unrepentantsinner666)
You are welcome. Good luck, and let us know how it goes. You can use a magic circle for this one for extra safety, but for an incubus it is not really needed. Your choice. You might though want to at least make a ring of salt around yourself while doing this.
You are welcome. Good luck, and let us know how it goes. You can use a magic circle for this one for extra safety, but for an incubus it is not really needed. Your choice. You might though want to at least make a ring of salt around yourself while doing this.
squeegee replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #519,826
@519,821 (Q)
i don't know what kind of bitch ass incubii you've been summoning, but if you're afraid you're not strong enough to deal with more powerful creatures then maybe you should just stick to sealing paper with wax and burning it to alter your luck. or make wards or what ever you're into.
protip: crystals are fucking useless
i don't know what kind of bitch ass incubii you've been summoning, but if you're afraid you're not strong enough to deal with more powerful creatures then maybe you should just stick to sealing paper with wax and burning it to alter your luck. or make wards or what ever you're into.
protip: crystals are fucking useless
Anonymous Q replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #519,827
@previous (squeegee)
Only a fool would want to summon a major demon: a fool, or an expert with decades of practice.
Only a fool would want to summon a major demon: a fool, or an expert with decades of practice.
squeegee replied with this 10 years ago, 14 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #519,830
@previous (Q)
ppsssh, all you've got to do is make them fear you. when they begin to materialize start to cast a binding spell, a powerful one:
this is a good one. so bleed a frog and soak a cloth in it's blue blood, then wrap your hand with the cloth and hold it out in front of you and say, Sed ut perspiciatis unde omnis iste natus error sit voluptatem accusantium doloremque laudantium, totam rem aperiam, eaque ipsa quae ab illo inventore veritatis et quasi architecto beatae vitae dicta sunt explicabo. Then remove the rag cloth from your hand and wrap it again uttering the same phrase. do this three times, on the last time DO NOT say the last word. Remove the cloth from your hand and lay it on the ground outside the pentagram. The demon will be under your control.
So what you're doing is binding and unbinding the djin (or whatever) and it's feeling itself being placed into bonds. The third time, when completed, would fully bind the demon TO YOU, which would destroy you both, which no one wants, so don't do that, and the release of it after the third utterance will prove to the demon who is more powerful. it becomes beholden to you.
i figured you already knew all of this if you're summoning
you might want to... maybe drink a cup of dandelion tea and see if the clarity it gives you shows you your correct path in life.
ppsssh, all you've got to do is make them fear you. when they begin to materialize start to cast a binding spell, a powerful one:
this is a good one. so bleed a frog and soak a cloth in it's blue blood, then wrap your hand with the cloth and hold it out in front of you and say, Sed ut perspiciatis unde omnis iste natus error sit voluptatem accusantium doloremque laudantium, totam rem aperiam, eaque ipsa quae ab illo inventore veritatis et quasi architecto beatae vitae dicta sunt explicabo. Then remove the rag cloth from your hand and wrap it again uttering the same phrase. do this three times, on the last time DO NOT say the last word. Remove the cloth from your hand and lay it on the ground outside the pentagram. The demon will be under your control.
So what you're doing is binding and unbinding the djin (or whatever) and it's feeling itself being placed into bonds. The third time, when completed, would fully bind the demon TO YOU, which would destroy you both, which no one wants, so don't do that, and the release of it after the third utterance will prove to the demon who is more powerful. it becomes beholden to you.
i figured you already knew all of this if you're summoning
you might want to... maybe drink a cup of dandelion tea and see if the clarity it gives you shows you your correct path in life.
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dw joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 6 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #519,882
Unrepentantsinner666 joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 16 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #520,051
@519,827 (Q)
> Only a fool would want to summon a major demon: a fool, or an expert with decades of practice.
Hey I need help and you seem like the only person I can trust.these atheists are driving crazy everywhere I go no matter what board or thread.they keep saying I'm autistic when I'm not.if you can summon a demon on them that would help if not please reply I really need your help.
> Only a fool would want to summon a major demon: a fool, or an expert with decades of practice.
Hey I need help and you seem like the only person I can trust.these atheists are driving crazy everywhere I go no matter what board or thread.they keep saying I'm autistic when I'm not.if you can summon a demon on them that would help if not please reply I really need your help.
squeegee replied with this 10 years ago, 21 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #520,056
@previous (Unrepentantsinner666)
not without a lock of hair or one of their teeth. we're not fucking psychics.
not without a lock of hair or one of their teeth. we're not fucking psychics.
Anonymous V joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 16 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #520,175
@519,830 (squeegee)
> ppsssh, all you've got to do is make them fear you. when they begin to materialize start to cast a binding spell, a powerful one:
>
> this is a good one. so bleed a frog and soak a cloth in it's blue blood, then wrap your hand with the cloth and hold it out in front of you and say, Sed ut perspiciatis unde omnis iste natus error sit voluptatem accusantium doloremque laudantium, totam rem aperiam, eaque ipsa quae ab illo inventore veritatis et quasi architecto beatae vitae dicta sunt explicabo. Then remove the rag cloth from your hand and wrap it again uttering the same phrase. do this three times, on the last time DO NOT say the last word. Remove the cloth from your hand and lay it on the ground outside the pentagram. The demon will be under your control.
>
> So what you're doing is binding and unbinding the djin (or whatever) and it's feeling itself being placed into bonds. The third time, when completed, would fully bind the demon TO YOU, which would destroy you both, which no one wants, so don't do that, and the release of it after the third utterance will prove to the demon who is more powerful. it becomes beholden to you.
>
> i figured you already knew all of this if you're summoning
>
> you might want to... maybe drink a cup of dandelion tea and see if the clarity it gives you shows you your correct path in life.
i did this and guess what..tghe only path i wanna take in life is the same one van halen took
> ppsssh, all you've got to do is make them fear you. when they begin to materialize start to cast a binding spell, a powerful one:
>
> this is a good one. so bleed a frog and soak a cloth in it's blue blood, then wrap your hand with the cloth and hold it out in front of you and say, Sed ut perspiciatis unde omnis iste natus error sit voluptatem accusantium doloremque laudantium, totam rem aperiam, eaque ipsa quae ab illo inventore veritatis et quasi architecto beatae vitae dicta sunt explicabo. Then remove the rag cloth from your hand and wrap it again uttering the same phrase. do this three times, on the last time DO NOT say the last word. Remove the cloth from your hand and lay it on the ground outside the pentagram. The demon will be under your control.
>
> So what you're doing is binding and unbinding the djin (or whatever) and it's feeling itself being placed into bonds. The third time, when completed, would fully bind the demon TO YOU, which would destroy you both, which no one wants, so don't do that, and the release of it after the third utterance will prove to the demon who is more powerful. it becomes beholden to you.
>
> i figured you already knew all of this if you're summoning
>
> you might want to... maybe drink a cup of dandelion tea and see if the clarity it gives you shows you your correct path in life.
i did this and guess what..tghe only path i wanna take in life is the same one van halen took
Anonymous O replied with this 10 years ago, 1 day later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #520,501
@519,827 (Q)
I didn't know you posted here, Negi~san.
(Japanese for "I didn't know you posted here, Travis.")
I didn't know you posted here, Negi~san.
(Japanese for "I didn't know you posted here, Travis.")