Anonymous A started this discussion 11 years ago#38,891
Jace was the baddest motherfucker in the call of duty scene. Every time he played he would pick up the deagle gat and make it go "blat blat" and all the punk haterz would fall dead and he would win first place. One day Jace won the game too many times and these pipe hitting Crips from Long Beach were gonna blat him with a gat in real life at his mosm house! Fortunately he had a plan B. For weeks he had been intently playing Euro Truck Simlator two with a goal to someday making the Formula 1 truck championships in Dutchsland. He had his escape plan ready. He felw on the first flight from Oakland to Europe and landed in Europe. He remembered from the game that you need to buy a truck first. Good thing he had brought soem money in euros. HE bought a truck, which was a Mercedes truck which is not sold in America. He thought the mercedes would be ballin. The trucks in eurpoe are smaller than the trucks in America. Europe is smaller than america. They also do not have the engine sticking out at the front. Jace learned also that a truck in Europe is also called a "lauries" which is funny cause that's a girls name LOL! HE knew, from then on if he had a daughter with his future sweetheart, ti would named Laurie after the trucks.
JAce drove the truck, which is like a car but bigger and and there is usually a trailer or some shit loaded on the back. Trucks need a lot of gas (or patrol or diesel as it is named in europe) which is why it cost more to ship shit by truck (or laurie as it is called in england) than for a dominos pizza to be delivered. Jace used this money to his advantage and made hella money which he used to by more gas (or patrol or diesel as it is named in europe) and transfer more shit. the simalute had paid off and suddenly the crips came out of nowhere and he ran them all over with his truck (or laurie as it is called in england which is in europe) and backed over and ran over again to made sure. The end.
swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/ joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 41 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^][v]#518,468
Dat Jace reference.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^][v]#518,470
He pulled a short story involving a truck out of his ass. He must be gifted!
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 19 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^][v]#518,471
@518,467 (B)
I am gifted I got a gold star in language arts class and my teacher said my writing was very good and my mom liked it too when i showed it to her. @518,468 (swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/)
it is pronounced as j c
swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/ replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^][v]#518,478
@previous (A)
Please make a sequel starring Eli, pronounced Elohim.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 24 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^][v]#518,494
Stopped reading after the first word.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 13 minutes later, 46 minutes after the original post[^][v]#518,499
@previous (E)
It is okay sometimes to feel intimated from literature. If you find a word you are unsure of sound it out and look it up in the dictionary.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 52 minutes after the original post[^][v]#518,501
@previous (A)
i looked up Jace and it said "pick a less faggy name"
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 53 minutes after the original post[^][v]#518,502
10/10 would read anotherone
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 58 minutes after the original post[^][v]#518,504
@518,501 (F)
The character of Jace reflects that i am Trans Gay and the Ja represents my Straight Body and the ce is for my Gay Mind.
Anonymous F replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#518,505
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^][v]#518,814
Needs more parenthetical asides (like this), but otherwise it (and by it, I mean the short story) is grate (which is spelled græt in ëùrœp).
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 13 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^][v]#518,815
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Thank you I will be writing the sequel (which is the second part of the story) tonight where Jace enters a story writing write-off and discovers his gift (which is to write the story or novel as it is called in book making)
Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^][v]#518,816
Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 4 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^][v]#518,869
@518,815 (A)
Will you be writing in a turkey character as a romantic interest?
swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/ replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^][v]#518,870
Lets see the short story.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#518,949
Jace had come back to America after killing the crips (which are a gang) by running over them with his truck (which is like a car but bigger and there is usuallt some shit or a trailer strapped on the back of it). That night he went to sleep after playing euro truck simaultor two (which is like driving a truck or laurie as it is called in england but is a videogame instead). He had wanted to join the marines as a spec ops navy seal and become a commander but he had to finish high school first. Jace had felt his country calling to him and had dropped out at age 16 to play call of duty and train for the army rangers and bust a cap in bin ladens ass. HE went to the GED study place and was like gimme dat paper yo I just splatted a bunch of crips who were out to blat me with a gat. But this bitch was like nigga you gotta take a test first and shit. So I was like "aight dog" JAce called up his english teacher from fifth grade and told her about his plans to write a novel (or autobiography as it is called in the publishding business) and she wept with solemn tears and was all like "dont be an hero Jace" youve done enough for your country and fixed the Europe (which is named because it is on the content of europe) and american diplomaic crisis relations.
Jace sat down with Notepad.exe (or digital notepad simulator two as it is called in the authoring world) and wrote down his story. His story was to believable (or honest as it is called in the biogtaphy business) so he had to tone it down alot. When he finished he showed it to the teacher and she said I was special and gifted. Not everytone can write a two page story based on the real life experiences from playing video games. Nutty slow in the minds would never be able to write one page not even two not even on a good day not even with the teacher holding their hands and smakcing the keyboard with it (or cheating as it is called in macadamia). Jace got the GED in English and was on the first flight to irack to kill bin laden.
kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 11 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#518,954