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Topic: New arrangement

Anonymous A started this discussion 11 years ago #38,887

Pay me to not do things.

I won't do that thing you don't like; just pay me so I don't even think about it.

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It works for farmers who could easily grow enough food to flood the market and 'destroy' the agriculture industry.

I could fuck up an industry too... so pay me not to. Thanks.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 18 seconds later[^] [v] #518,334

I'll pay you to stop posting on minichan.org

!OhBrie5EHg (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #518,335

@previous (B)
How long would you like me to not post on minichan? And what sort of compensation can I expect?

I make most of my money selling old minichan posts... so this could really cut into my income..

Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 40 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #518,336

@previous (!OhBrie5EHg)
I will give you one buttcent/month

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,353

@OP
I doubt you have ever worked, or held down a full time job for more than a couple of months.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 27 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,365

@518,335 (!OhBrie5EHg)
I'll give you an internet to keep doing things.

!OhBrie5EHg (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,439

@518,353 (C)
WHY THE FUCK WOULD I DO ANYTHING FOR MORE THAN A COUPLE MONTHS?!

You moron, people literally want to pay me money to do nothing!

(or more accurately, they want to pay me to not do that thing we agreed I wouldn't do)

!OhBrie5EHg (OP) double-posted this 11 years ago, 25 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,440

@518,365 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Thanks, I'll keep your generous offer in mind.

Metæ joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 52 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,485

This sounds like one of Postmortem's business plans! I could just imagine him and Ricky Gupta going to clubs and trying to get the owners to pay them to stay out of the nightclub business!
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