Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 18 seconds later[^][v]#518,334
I'll pay you to stop posting on minichan.org
!OhBrie5EHg (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^][v]#518,335
@previous (B)
How long would you like me to not post on minichan? And what sort of compensation can I expect?
I make most of my money selling old minichan posts... so this could really cut into my income..
Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 40 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^][v]#518,336
@previous (!OhBrie5EHg)
I will give you one buttcent/month
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#518,353
@OP
I doubt you have ever worked, or held down a full time job for more than a couple of months.
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 27 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#518,365
@518,335 (!OhBrie5EHg)
I'll give you an internet to keep doing things.
!OhBrie5EHg (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^][v]#518,439
@518,353 (C)
WHY THE FUCK WOULD I DO ANYTHING FOR MORE THAN A COUPLE MONTHS?!
You moron, people literally want to pay me money to do nothing!
(or more accurately, they want to pay me to not do that thing we agreed I wouldn't do)
!OhBrie5EHg (OP) double-posted this 11 years ago, 25 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^][v]#518,440
@518,365 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Thanks, I'll keep your generous offer in mind.
Metæ joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 52 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#518,485
This sounds like one of Postmortem's business plans! I could just imagine him and Ricky Gupta going to clubs and trying to get the owners to pay them to stay out of the nightclub business!