Topic: Some very practical, useful cooking advice from Chef Indy.

Anonymous A started this discussion 11 years ago #38,882

I discovered this great culinary principle today. If you are handling and cutting hot chili peppers, be sure to wash your hands thoroughly before beginning to masturbate.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later[^] [v] #518,274

If you do not masturbate while preparing food, I genuinely pity you.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #518,276

Why masturbate when there are googleplexes of women, in need of intimate loving attention.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 9 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #518,279

@previous (C)
Why not masturbate, and have sex with live human females?

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 28 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #518,281

@previous (A)
Choice. With palms or with a live human female.
Both? Why when live, offers so much more. Why settle for less?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #518,283

@previous (D)
Both are fun.

(Edited 3 minutes later.)

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,291

@OP
You sound like the sort of guy that needs to wear a fooderglove

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