Topic: Why am I able to think up a story out of my arse?

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM started this discussion 11 years ago #38,867

I found myself writing 2 pages of a short story about a truck driver.

Should I consider this a gift?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #518,222

You might win the Booker prize for books?!!

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,259

@OP
What sort of truck was he driving?

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,260

@previous (C)
I do not have him driving yet. I'm still in his backstory.
But obviously the kind you see on the freeway.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 40 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,261

I think everyone can do this.

Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,263

@518,260 (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
I think you need to do some more research. Perhaps a trucking simulator might help

Anonymous C double-posted this 11 years ago, 33 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,264

@518,261 (D)
You have never done this. Thanks

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,265

@518,263 (C)
I clearly do need more research which is probably why this will never go anywhere.
And a trucking simulation inspired this character.

Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 14 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,268

@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
I thought meeting Bert behind a dumpster at the truckstop inspired this character. So you are not writing a homoerotic tucker fucker story? Ok

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 17 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,272

Ugh my god

No Catherine that is an average thing to do that's really something anyone can do
Most people don't do it because they have no reason to write a two page story about a trucker

Idk cat idk
You so weird

Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 3 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,294

@518,265 (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
When you do write a novel, start one chapter about the European trucker driving down the autobahn on a foggy night with the line "There is fog and then there fog!".

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 28 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,298

Anybody could do this... Thinking up a short story isn't a unique talent.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,331

@previous (F)

> Anybody could do this... Thinking up a short story isn't a unique talent.

Anybody could do any number of things... but they don't. But yeah, nothing is ever entirely unique, so may as well just do nothing, right?

Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 3 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,356

@518,272 (E)
You have never done it.
@518,298 (F)
You have never done it.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,358

@previous (C)
The fuck?
I went to high school so yeah I've written a two page short story

Anonymous H double-posted this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,359

@518,331 (G)
Cat went wrong in thinking she has some 'major unique obscure talent', not writing the story
I know a shitload of writers and none of them think theyre gifted
They don't write a random meaningless shit story and say 'how did I do this! Am I gifted??'
Nobody

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,363

@518,261 (D)
@518,272 (E)
@518,298 (F)
As someone who can't do this, I assure you that your statements are in error.

Anonymous F replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,364

@518,356 (C)
No, anybody can think of a short series of events. You are naive if you think that this is a talent.

Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,368

@previous (F)
You have never done it.
@518,358 (H)
Write one now

Anonymous F replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,370

@previous (C)
Basically anybody who has been in education has done it...

Do you care about Catherine so much that you are willing to look stupid for him?

Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,372

@previous (F)
Write a short story, and then we'll talk.

swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/ joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,374

@518,368 (C)
Let's see Catherine's story.

Anonymous F replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,375

@518,372 (C)
Allright. What do you define as a short story?

swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/ replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,378

@518,359 (H)
Correct.

Syntax joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,380

@518,265 (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)

> I clearly do need more research which is probably why this will never go anywhere.
> And a trucking simulation inspired this character.

Then I have the ideal movie for you. Great for inspiration Film was shot for just TV type low budget movie and later when CEO of Universal viewed it he said WTF? This should be reshot for Europe release - So you can get either version on download. Its ideal as a truck based movie and there is a reason why YOU should see this movie considering location location location - Written by a world class Si Fi writer who did some great stuff for Twilight Zone

And its also the only movie I ever had a tiny tiny very tiny but important part in - Technical in nature and Business in nature at same time.

Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,381

@518,375 (F)
2 pages.
@518,374 (swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/)
Cath wrote or is writing a story. Should she consider it a gift? Probably not, but the consensus seems to be ''NO, YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF! I ONCE WAS FORCED TO WRITE A STORY IN HIGHSCHOOL ALONG WITH EVERYONE ELSE. ANYONE AND EVERYONE CAN DO IT!

squeegee joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,383

@518,375 (F)
5000-15000 words if you're looking to submit to a publication. but some want longer and some want shorter, so it depends on where you're looking to be published.

Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 6 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,384

I eagerly await short stories from anon f and h. They better be about truck drivers too.

squeegee replied with this 11 years ago, 38 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,385

@518,381 (C)
the real gift is completing what you start.

Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 15 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,386

@518,383 (squeegee)
Looking to be published on minichan, obviously.

squeegee replied with this 11 years ago, 38 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,387

@previous (C)
5000-15000 words is still standard

squeegee double-posted this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,390

i think 3500-5000 was what we wrote in college creative writing classes

Anonymous F replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,392

@518,381 (C)
Why is OP so precious to you? All that was said is that writing a short story isn't much of a talent, and you take personal offense for people questioning this.

Are you in love with the OP? You are, aren't you?

Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,394

@previous (F)
Personal offense? I don't think so. If someone posted about a painting and got the same reaction by anons I'd grief them about it too.
Did you use a paintbrush in middle school too?

Anonymous F replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,395

@previous (C)
But the painting could be shit. As could the story.

Being able to make just anything is not a talent. Making something good is.

Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,398

@previous (F)
Are you struggling to find inspiration for your short story? Why don't you write a truck themed love story between anon c and Cath like you've mentioned.
Oh, and it has to be good.
And 5000 - 15000 words.

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 16 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,400

I am able to shit a turd out of my arse.

Anonymous F replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,406

@518,398 (C)
You avoid my point, I see! Ha ha!

Well- here is the thing- balls to you. I do not need to write a strory to probe that anyone can write a story- because anyone can write a story." Anyone can write out a story. That's not special. What's special is writing a good story.

Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,408

@previous (F)
You are very passionate about not considering writing a short story a gift. Add that into the story as a story within the story.

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,410

Anon C is a turkey

swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/ replied with this 11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,411

@518,381 (C)
Its because he acts smug.

Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,412

@518,410 (N)
Nice plot twist. Cath and a turkey are traveling cross country by hitchhiking with truckers to get home for thanksgiving?

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 37 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,418

itt: minichan writes collaborative fanfiction of itself

!OhBrie5EHg replied with this 11 years ago, 26 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,438

@518,411 (swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/)
I don't think she is being or even acting smug...

also I am not Anon C.

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 9 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,441

Why did this thread suddenly turn into a shitstorm?

Metæ replied with this 11 years ago, 18 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,443

@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
The part where you said
> Should I consider this a gift?
For a literary task that most students have accomplished many times by 6-7th grade, if not earlier. Writing a two page story inspired by a truck simulator game is not what most would consider "gifted". I mean, it's not like retarded or anything just a task any functionally literate adult of average IQ could accomplish. It would be like saying "I can do long division and fractions, should I consider this a gift?" Anyone can think of a story "out of their arse" as you so eloquently put it. Writing a good story with a well crafted plot and likable, well-rounded characters would be a gift.

Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 34 seconds later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,444

@518,441 (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
Tall poppy syndrome. Now please add a turkey based character to your story.

swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/ replied with this 11 years ago, 33 seconds later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,445

@518,438 (!OhBrie5EHg)
Why am I able to write fiction based on a video game? I must have some sort of super power. Thanks.

Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 36 seconds later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,446

@518,443 (Metæ)
sup, anon f?

swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/ replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,447

@518,441 (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
Did you look at the replies? Also why are you writing a story when you consider reading to be pointless?

!OhBrie5EHg replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,448

@518,443 (Metæ)
Saying that something is unimpressive because "the average adult" can do it is just dumb...

You literally are saying "half of humanity's incapable of doing what you just did, but whatever, fuck you and everything you will ever do because it will never be good enough, some other person could approximate your work"

swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/ replied with this 11 years ago, 22 seconds later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,449

@518,444 (C)
Name the talents that he possesses.

Anonymous F replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,450

@518,446 (C)
Don't you talk to Meta like that! He is ten times the man you are!

Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 6 seconds later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,451

@518,449 (swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/)
Short story writing.

swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/ replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,452

@previous (C)
The story doesnt exist yet.

Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 3 seconds later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,453

@518,450 (F)
Add that to your story too! It must be coming along nicely by now.

swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/ replied with this 11 years ago, 35 seconds later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,454

@518,451 (C)
Are you British?

Anonymous F replied with this 11 years ago, 33 seconds later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,455

@518,446 (C)
But he is right. Why do you deny the facts? Is your love for Catherine just that strong?

Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 8 seconds later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,456

@518,452 (swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/)
okay, the start of the first draft of a short story writing.

swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/ replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,457

@previous (C)
Are you British?

Anonymous F replied with this 11 years ago, 2 seconds later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,458

@518,451 (C)
We know that he can produce a short story. That is hardly a talent, anybody can do it. What matters is whether the story is good or not.

It's like... Anybody can jump, right? But you can't say you're talented at it unless you're doing competitive long jumping. Or something to that effect.

Or would you say that anybody who can jump is talented? If you love Catherine that much, please just say right now that anybody who can jump is talented.

(Edited 45 seconds later.)

Anonymous F double-posted this 11 years ago, 16 seconds later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,459

@518,457 (swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/)
Are you Norwegian?

Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 1 second later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,460

@518,454 (swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/)
No
@518,455 (F)
Yes, the turkey Cath romantic interlude part of your story has been established. What is your current word count at?

swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/ replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,462

@518,459 (F)
Yes

Anonymous F replied with this 11 years ago, 37 seconds later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,463

@previous (swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/)
Oh my god. I had no idea!

Kook, I...

Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 48 seconds later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,464

@518,458 (F)
Some people are more talented at jumping, correct. Except for cripples, paraplegics, injured people etc . But can anyone ask on a forum if they are gifted at it?

(Edited 4 minutes later.)

swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/ replied with this 11 years ago, 22 seconds later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,465

@518,460 (C)
Please have meta confirm this. Thanks.

swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/ double-posted this 11 years ago, 45 seconds later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,466

@518,464 (C)
Anyone who can type. What is your point?

Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,469

@518,465 (swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/)
No. I prefer not to pm with meta.
@previous (swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/)
I edited that to say gifted, not talented.

Anonymous F replied with this 11 years ago, 51 seconds later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,473

@previous (C)
Why wouldn't you want to PM with Meta? He is a delight.

dw joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,477

lol

Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,480

@518,473 (F)
ok, meta

Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 22 seconds later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,481

@previous (C)
Hi, Meals!

!OhBrie5EHg replied with this 11 years ago, 8 seconds later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,482

@518,458 (F)
> Or would you say that anybody who can jump is talented? If you love Catherine that much, please just say right now that anybody who can jump is talented.

I would say a lot more than that. You aren't even talking to me, but... anybody who can jump is talented.

And I would kill a man.

swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/ replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,483

@518,469 (C)
Thats interesting. Why not ask him right now, and bypass the pm?

Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 4 seconds later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,484

@518,481 (B)
Is meals british?

Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,486

@previous (C)
only fish and chips.

Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 51 seconds later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,487

@518,483 (swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/)
I prefer to remain anon. Feel free to ask him yourself for geolocation data about anonymous posters here.

swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/ replied with this 11 years ago, 59 seconds later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,488

@previous (C)
You'd still be anonymous. What are you afraid of?

Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,490

@previous (swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/)
Being found out to be british? It's very embarrassing.

swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/ replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,492

@previous (C)
Why dont you like Meta to pm you?

Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 12 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,493

@previous (swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/)
I have a whole inbox full of reasons.

swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/ replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,495

@previous (C)
Omg show us. It will be hilarious.

Anonymous F replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,496

@518,493 (C)
More like a whole inbox full of fun.

I have only ever received amusing or insightful PMs from him.

swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/ replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,497

@518,493 (C)
Are you a trans woman*?

Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 35 seconds later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,498

@518,495 (swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/)
@518,496 (F)
@previous (swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/)
No.

(Edited 42 seconds later.)

swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/ replied with this 11 years ago, 22 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,506

@previous (C)
Have a different mod confirm it.

Anonymous F replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,508

@518,497 (swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/)
Are you a Griffon?

squeegee joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 10 seconds later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,509

@518,506 (swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/)
confirmed

squeegee double-posted this 11 years ago, 17 seconds later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,510

@518,508 (F)
confirmed!

swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/ replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,514

@518,508 (F)
I'm a terrier.

Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,515

@518,506 (swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/)
I'm not sure how many british trannys actually post here. Do you think I'm Green or Autphag or do you have someone else in mind?

swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/ replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,516

@previous (C)
I have someone else in mind.

Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,518

@previous (swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/)
t04str is transitioning isn't he? I'm not him either

swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/ replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,522

@previous (C)
No, not toastie, either.

Anonymous F replied with this 11 years ago, 43 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,533

@previous (swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/)
Bobby2Sox?

swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/ replied with this 11 years ago, 12 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,534

@previous (F)
Nope

!OhBrie5EHg joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,535

@previous (swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/)
nope

Anonymous F replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,536

@518,534 (swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/)
Who?

swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/ replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,537

@previous (F)
Oh I dont want to ruin the surprise.

Killer Lettuce !hZJ1Zk6Ajc replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,540

@previous (swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/)
Fine, be cryptic.

The other British people here that I can think of are TTEH and myself. I know I'm not transexual, and I don't think that he is either.

!OhBrie5EHg replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,542

@previous (Killer Lettuce !hZJ1Zk6Ajc)
Tteh is a girl.. I thought you met in person.

He's a prertty cool dude.

(Edited 36 seconds later.)

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 42 seconds later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,544

@518,540 (Killer Lettuce !hZJ1Zk6Ajc)
Huh, putting in an exclamation mark before the hashes turned it into a regular tripcode. Interesting.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx double-posted this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,545

@518,542 (!OhBrie5EHg)
No, we have not met IRL. And I am quite sure that TTEH is a dude, unless I have been terribly misinformed, these last few years.

!OhBrie5EHg replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,546

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
well hes a dude... but you may have made a misassumption.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 32 seconds later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,547

@previous (!OhBrie5EHg)
Brie, what are you on about?

!OhBrie5EHg replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,551

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
kook probably means TTEH. Since its the really only option left and she hasnt denied yet.

swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/ replied with this 11 years ago, 13 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,557

@previous (!OhBrie5EHg)
Nope

!OhBrie5EHg replied with this 11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,559

@previous (swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/)
why are u ask these questions?

swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/ replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,562

@previous (!OhBrie5EHg)
Yes

!OhBrie5EHg replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,563

@previous (swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/)
ok

Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 54 seconds later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,564

@518,562 (swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/)
I'm not actually british. You tell me who you had in mind, I'll post some of Metas pm's?

Anonymous R joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,565

@518,545 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
I know for a fact that youre a biological female

swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/ replied with this 11 years ago, 10 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,569

@518,564 (C)
I think that you're ash.

(Edited 47 seconds later.)

dw replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,572

@previous (swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/)
lol he isnt transgender

swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/ replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,573

@previous (dw)
Ash is.

dw replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,574

@previous (swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/)
o ok

Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,575

swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/ replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,577

@previous (C)
So you hate him because he doesnt want you to troll?

Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,580

@previous (swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/)
No he just gets drunk and spams my inbox. Then apologizes and tells me how much he had to drink, then does it again. Lately he has written love poetry.

Im glad you picked up on the trolling though, and not the campaign of PM harassment admission.

swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/ replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,581

@previous (C)
Lets see the poetry.

Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,582

@previous (swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/)
Don't ask me why he started calling me Owen. He just did.

swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/ replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,589

@previous (C)
Holy shit. Lol Are you still worried about being anonymous?

Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,592

@previous (swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/)
Not really. I'm only fucking around. I'm not Ash btw ,and didn't know there was another tranny on the chans.

swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/ replied with this 11 years ago, 9 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,597

@previous (C)
Did he send you anything else funny?

Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 19 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,599

@previous (swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/)
Not funny, no.

Anonymous C double-posted this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,600

I know, I know, just don't reply to him.

kook !!mCVqftDha joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,601

@previous (C)
Why does he call you Owen?

Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 18 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,602

@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
idk

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #518,677

@518,573 (swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/)
Where has he said this...? Because he's never said anything about it before..

@518,582 (C)
I think that you are being a little ungrateful, Owen. These PMs are beautiful.

Anonymous T joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 29 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #518,685

@518,601 (kook !!mCVqftDha)
It's Owen Delong

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #518,699

@previous (T)
That could be the case. Meta said that he was sending the PMs to combat OP's trolling.

Could this troll be the granddaddy of trolls himself?

Anonymous T replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #518,703

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Idk, he hasn't ridden a tricycle past my window so it's safe to assume he's at his keyboard and trolling
If he's not flying over my house, or snorkeling up a Night Dive

Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #518,704

@518,685 (T)
Who is Owen Delong?
@518,699 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
I'm not so sure OP knows how to troll

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #518,706

@previous (C)
Ah, sorry. I meant Anon C's trolling. Your trolling.

Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #518,707

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
If that's trolling it's shit tier. That's like shouting opposition team names at sports fans.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #518,712

@previous (C)
I meant the trolling that prompted Meta's PM campaign against you.

Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #518,717

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
I haven't done anything lately though.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #518,719

@previous (C)
Yet Metæ claims otherwise... I'm sorry, Owen, but I just have to trust him, on this.

Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #518,727

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Owens grate

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 11 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #518,784

@518,677 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Various places. Ask around.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #518,790

Threads grate.

Anonymous V joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #518,796

@518,784 (kook !!mCVqftDha)
Can confirm. He told the IRC he wants to cut his dick off.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #518,833

@518,790 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
derp grate

@518,784 (kook !!mCVqftDha)
No.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #518,835

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
FYI she is correct.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 18 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #518,838

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I don't doubt her, I am simply too apathetic to seek out the evidence for myself.

Still, I am surprised. He never said anything about it before.

Metæ replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #518,890

@518,448 (!OhBrie5EHg)
> You literally are saying "half of humanity's incapable of doing what you just did, but whatever, fuck you and everything you will ever do because it will never be good enough, some other person could approximate your work"
Where do you get "half of humanity?" According to UNESCO, "the global adult literacy rate, for the population 15 years and older, was 80% for women and 89% for men in 2012." So, at least 80% of the people over 18 in the world can read and write. How is "half of humanity" not able to think up a short story out of their arse?

(Edited 1 minute later.)

swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/ replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #518,892

Catherine, let's see the story.

Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 4 months later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #558,141

turkey bump

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 19 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #558,142

@previous (C)
why

Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 25 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #558,144

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
An earlier post reminded me of this thread

Anonymous V replied with this 11 years ago, 5 hours later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #558,243

it is a blessing :')

Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 1 month later, 6 months after the original post[^] [v] #572,743

Anon C update: Still a turkey

Anonymous X joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 8 years later, 9 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,289,077

It's been almost 10 years, but progress continues. I am prompt hacking my way to an Amazon best seller trucker novel, one ChatGPT API call at a time. I will write you again when my great work is completed.

Minichan