Topic: What would you do in this hypothetical scenario?

Anonymous A started this discussion 11 years ago #38,843

You're at a cliff, and you see both Green and Fatt Filler dangling off the edge and you can only rescue one.
Which one would you rescue? No write-ins please.

Poll option	Votes	Percentage	Graph
Fatt	1	7%
Green	14	93%

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 41 minutes later[^] [v] #517,757

Neither.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 16 minutes later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #517,763

Sorry matt. I'll take care of your sausage factory after you die.

squeegee joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #517,780

who's closer? seriously, my time is important to me

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 8 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,020

Green

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 14 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,025

Aww I'm the only one that would save Matt. He is a loveable rogue, who is just misunderstood.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,028

@previous (F)
Would you lower down a schtick that he could take hold of?

Anonymous F replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,031

@previous (G)
Yes, but Matt would probably poke Green with the schtick

Anonymous G replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,039

@previous (F)
MAtt would probably poke everyone with the schtick over and over.

Anonymous F replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,040

@previous (G)

Green joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,041

@previous (F)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 6 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,095

@previous (Green)

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 38 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #518,098

@517,757 (B)
This. Let them both die.

Minichan