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!OhBrie5EHg started this discussion 11 years ago #38,830

In the year 2013, one year after the death of North Korean supreme leader Kim Jong-il, his son and successor, Kim Jong-un, reunites North and South Korea to form the Greater Korean Republic (GKR), a technological and economic global power that utilizes the military strength of the North and the economic strength of the South. By the year 2015, a war between Iran and Saudi Arabia, both becoming nuclear-armed states, devastated the global oil supply, causing gas prices to skyrocket to $19.99 per gallon,[5] leaving many countries in debt and causing mass hysteria. This precipitates extreme economic turmoil and massive social unrest in the United States.

In 2022, conditions in the United States get worse, with the collapse of the financial system and an Asian bird flu epidemic that claims six million lives, forcing the Mexican government to quarantine the country by setting up immigration quotas as the Asian bird flu continues throughout North America. By 2024, Korea's annexation has continued throughout Southeast Asia, including its emerging economic powers, giving the GKR an empire reminiscent of Imperial Japan.[5] Finally, in 2025, the Greater Korean Republic launched a supposed advanced GPS satellite that would be a signal of peace, but is actually an orbital weapon that detonated a high-altitude nuclear device over the U.S., creating an EMP burst that wipes out much of the nation's electrical infrastructure. In the ensuing chaos, the Korean People's Army (KPA) launches an instant amphibious invasion that seizes control of Hawaii and much of the U.S. Pacific Coast. Korean paratroopers are deployed over the Midwestern United States, and with the military severely crippled and scattered, launches a final offensive to take control of the remaining states. However, the Americans were able to counterattack, leaving the Eastern States free, and effectively dividing the nation at the irradiated Mississippi River, with the Western states under GKR occupation.[5]

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 8 years later[^] [v] #1,213,754

> In 2022, conditions in the United States get worse, with the collapse of the financial system and an Asian bird flu epidemic that claims six million lives

😳

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 2 hours later, 8 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,213,771

@previous (B)
Do you find it hard to believe 6 million people could die from one cause?

Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago, 1 year later, 9 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,274,554

@previous (C)
Oh you.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 9 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,274,558

Its nice to have someone who will discuss North Korea with me at odd hours of the night

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 9 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,274,560

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
All part of what you were hired for :)

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 9 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,274,561

@previous (E)
You sound like a whoremonger

Anonymous E replied with this 2 years ago, 8 minutes later, 9 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,274,566

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
What does that even mean

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,274,567

@previous (E)
It's another term for a pimp.

A [thing]-monger is someone who sells [thing].

Anonymous E replied with this 2 years ago, 28 minutes later, 9 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,274,572

@previous (F)
Weird thing for her to say.

I'm not a pimp. But thanks for the compliment ?

Anonymous F replied with this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,274,578

@previous (E)
In the mighty year of 2013, a mere year after the untimely demise of the esteemed North Korean supreme leader, the great Kim Jong-il, his progeny and successor, Kim Jong-un, orchestrated a grand reunion of North and South Korea, birthing the majestic Greater Korean Republic. This new behemoth of technological marvel and economic prowess expertly blended the military might of the North with the fiscal strength of the South. Oh, what a spectacle it was, my dear interlocutors!

But hold on to your hats, for the year 2015 brought forth a catastrophic clash between Iran and Saudi Arabia, a clash that saw both nations reaching the ominous status of nuclear-armed states. This ferocious feud, my friends, unleashed havoc upon the globe as the oil supply, upon which we have become so dreadfully dependent, faltered and crumbled. As if inflicted with a wicked curse, the ghastly gas prices soared to such heights that our meager coins could only purchase a mere gallon for a perplexing $19.99! The world was thrust into an abyss of debt and despair, as pandemonium and anxiety gripped us all.

And yet, my dear compatriots, imagine the United States, beleaguered by extreme economic turmoil, dancing ever so precariously on the fringe of sanity. The very foundations of its financial system quaked and shattered into dust, fanning the flames of trembling uncertainty. As if that were not enough, an insidious Asian bird flu epidemic descended upon the land, snatching away the lives of six million souls, causing much mayhem and destruction. This dire scourge was so severe that even Mexico, in desperation, closed its borders and erected strict immigration quotas, seeking to shield its people from this menacing plague that ravaged the entire North American continent.

Ah, but dear readers, allow us to journey further into the future, to the harrowing year of 2022. The plight of the United States had only worsened, as the once mighty land succumbed to the sinister allure of complete collapse. A merciless Asian bird flu continued its rampage, claiming lives with reckless abandon, leaving naught but desolation and despair in its wake. The world turned its gaze upon the trembling behemoth, witnessing its descent into darkness.

By the bleak year of 2024, the Greater Korean Republic's insatiable appetite for expansion knew no bounds. It seized control, with an iron fist, over Southeast Asia, even subduing the budding regional economic powers. Oh, how the echoes of Imperial Japan resonated throughout history! The GKR, with an empire sprawled across those lands, reveled in its newfound dominance, casting shadows upon all those who dared cross its path.

And then, dear readers, we arrive at the fateful year of 2025, where hope, as delicate as a butterfly's wings, would be ruthlessly crushed beneath the weight of treachery. The Greater Korean Republic, flaunting an ostensible gesture of peace, launched a purportedly advanced GPS satellite into the vast reaches of the heavens. Little did the world know, this celestial charlatan harbored a nefarious secret. At its core lay a dormant weapon, an orbital device of destruction. Like a malevolent god, it unfurled its wings of chaos, detonating a high-altitude nuclear device above the United States, unleashing an electromagnetic pulse wave that tore through the very fabric of our nation's electrical infrastructure. Oh, the cataclysmic aftermath! Darkness engulfed the land, silence reverberated through the once-thriving cities, as fear and uncertainty grew like weeds in our hearts.

In this tumultuous frenzy, the Korean People's Army wasted no time, launching a lightning-fast amphibious invasion that mercilessly conquered Hawaii, seizing control of much of the Pacific Coast. With cunning precision, Korean paratroopers descended upon the once serene plains of the Midwest, leaving no stone unturned. The American military, depleted and scattered, struggled to gather its remaining might, to mount a semblance of a resistance. Yet, my dear readers, against all odds, they managed to counterattack, liberating the Eastern States from the clutches of this invading force. And thus, the mighty Mississippi River transformed into a desolate divide, separating the irradiated remnants of the United States from the oppressed Western states, which fell under the long shadow of GKR occupation.

Oh, what a twisted fate we find ourselves in, my dear comrades! Our beloved land, once the epitome of strength and prosperity, now torn asunder, its very soul trapped within the claws of a foreign power. Where shall we go from here? Shall we cower in fear or raise our voices in defiance? Only those brave enough to wander through the murky haze of uncertainty can dare to witness the outcome.
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