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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 20 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^][v]#517,478
@previous (B)
With all due respect, I do not think I can make a novel out of that.
!OhBrie5EHg joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^][v]#517,481
A fat lazy US American slob is forced to flee the country by an investigation into his disgusting tax cheating lifestyle... by the IRS! When he arrives in a rundown town outside a hub city in China, he is down on his luck and destitute... after weeks of sleeping in the gutters he lands a small apartment with one hanging bare light-bulb... but he becomes sick... of being that same dub fat american slob he was...
It's the story of how one fat american dumbass becomes a proper member of society, one BIE 客气 at a time.
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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^][v]#517,483
@previous (!OhBrie5EHg)
It sounds too unrealistic.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 18 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[^][v]#517,485
@OP
What about a story about this older guy, a 46 year old unemployed bricklayer in Margate. He's kinda fat, kinda balding, living in public housing project but he finds solace in escaping to a rich fantasy life where he's a Victorian British schoolboy in Downtown Abbey.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#517,494
@previous (D)
You seem upset. Did something in this topic touch upon a nerve?
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#517,496
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 12 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#517,498
How about a vampire novel set in contemporary Louisiana. The opening line can be "There is fog, and then there fog."
squeegee joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#517,513
rewrite harry potter but instead of magic they are all genius kid inventors who use superscience to save the day. they take classes at Einstein School of Superscience and Technology like "Shrink Rays and You", or, "Alchemy for Self Defense."
they battle an old ex student who turned evil and ported his brain into the digital realm where he has grown powerful in the ways of quantum manipulation and evildoing.
instead of snakes, mechanical snakes.
instead of owls, mechanical owls.
instead of wands, AI wrenches.
it practically writes itself.
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#517,529
A communist dictatorship third world shithole makes a terrorist cyber attack on the greatest nation on earth to prevent a movie from coming out because it features an azn guy melting.
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 12 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#517,534
A novel about a time-travelling young british man suffering from alcoholism, on the run from the cider mafia
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 13 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^][v]#517,677
How about all of you take the subject seriously and give OP some decent ideas?