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Topic: What do you look at when you masturbate?

Anonymous A started this discussion 12 years ago #38,769

People, especially men, tend to need to look at something, or think about something, when they masturbate, in order to achieve orgasm. So what do you do about this? I will tell you what I do. Of course I put a porn video on one tab of my browser. Then I download Facebook pics of girls I know in real life. I open them and enlarge them so the face fills the screen. Then, I begin to masturbate. I alternate between watching the porn, and looking at the girl's face, imagining that I am making love to her. This is the only way whereby I can achieve orgasm. What about you?

!OhBrie5EHg joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 15 minutes later[^] [v] #516,889

nothing that complex...

... usually a thought will suffice.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 14 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #516,892

@previous (!OhBrie5EHg)
Please describe the thought in detail.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 7 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #516,893

It involves a complex system of levers and pulleys and gears. I really can't get into it on here, I'd need diagrams and photos and videos to fully explain it all. And that's not even getting into what I'm actually looking at, which involves equations and graphs and astrology to properly determine. Not to mention that regular role that meteorology plays in it.

Look, it's all a very complex business. I'll just leave it at that.

(Edited 42 seconds later.)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 4 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #516,896

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
lol

Green joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 5 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #516,897

The brown trout (Salmo trutta) is an originally European species of salmonid fish. It includes both purely freshwater populations, referred toSalmo trutta morpha fario and S. trutta morphalacustris, and anadromous forms known as thesea trout, S. trutta morpha trutta. The latter migrates to the oceans for much of its life and returns to freshwater only to spawn.[3] Sea trout in the UK and Ireland have many regional names, including sewin (Wales), finnock (Scotland), peal (West Country), mort (North West England) and white trout (Ireland).

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 5 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #516,940

@OP
You're lying.

Triptych !!/xkPL9myM joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 14 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #516,942

The ceiling.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 7 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #516,946

The walls around the shower.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 49 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #516,948

Pictures and/or videos of naked women. Thanks.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #516,949

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
gross

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #516,950

@516,948 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Psh, pleb. Stop-motion of naked women is superior.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 12 years ago, 14 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #516,952

@516,949 (I)
Heterophobia
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
I bet you paint naked warhammer figurines you nerd.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #516,961

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
No, I don't play Warhammer. I play Warhammer 40,000. Keep up, pleb.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 12 years ago, 34 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #516,966

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
There is 0 difference between those two things.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 7 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #516,969

@516,961 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Do you....."hotglue" them?

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #516,970

My dick.

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 53 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #516,975

OP 

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #516,980

@516,966 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
lol.

@516,969 (J)
"No".

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 32 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #516,983

OP's mother.

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #517,210

1) Furry scat porn. Go to https://encyclopediadramatica.se and type in Furvert. You will find examples there.
2) I draw pictures of Walter being assfucked and jack off to them.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 6 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #517,223

@previous (N)
I was not aware that fat fuck was a furry. Good to know.

Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #517,239

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Oh, he's furry.

Metæ joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #517,240

Heterosexual pornography. I am a guy who has masturbated to 399 heterosexual straight pornographic videos.

Anonymous R joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #517,243

Bet the FB pics are underage students. That's one way of getting around it, eh?
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