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Topic: When a girl is some guy's booty call...

Anonymous A started this discussion 12 years ago #38,740

Is it customary to bring over wine and watch movies?

!OhBrie5EHg joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #516,620

Watching movies is a common one... I guess the wine could be seen as customary as well..

Meowth joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 3 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #516,642

I give my brother shit because he is proud to be some bitch's "bootycall". He had even told me and laughed that he went to our mom and asked her to buy him condoms... What the fuck do you guys think?

Nega !34Kas0OdzM joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #516,643

@previous (Meowth)
Hey good for him if he finds someone to spend time with him. Buying preservatives is a weird thing to ask your mom though.
@OP

> Is it customary to bring over wine and watch movies?
Watching movies is always good.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 27 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #516,644

@516,620 (!OhBrie5EHg)
I recommend films like Final Destination. They get the blood pumping.

!OhBrie5EHg replied with this 12 years ago, 34 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #516,650

@previous (E)
But... the movie is Girl's choice!~

Indy !!ZqgEsz5sF joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 57 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #516,655

No. "Booty call" means to call her to come over for pure sex and nothing else. She comes over, you perform coitus, then she leaves.

!OhBrie5EHg replied with this 12 years ago, 56 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #516,657

@previous (Indy !!ZqgEsz5sF)
That is an outmoded use of the term, thanks.

A 'booty call' these days is someone you can call up anytime and they will be willing to come over and hang out with you..

Sex is no longer required.

Indy !!ZqgEsz5sF replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #516,658

@previous (!OhBrie5EHg)
What??? When did that change? What the hell? I feel so old!

!OhBrie5EHg replied with this 12 years ago, 32 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #516,665

@previous (Indy !!ZqgEsz5sF)
lol, you just don't live in America anymore.. I don't think anyone expects some chinaman to up with the lingo...

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 11 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #516,668

Why doesn't Indy come on the IRC?

Indy !!ZqgEsz5sF replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #516,669

@previous (A)
Link please?

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 13 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #516,673

@previous (Indy !!ZqgEsz5sF)
yahoo.com

!OhBrie5EHg replied with this 12 years ago, 11 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #516,680

@516,669 (Indy !!ZqgEsz5sF)
http://minichan.org/ -> http://minichan.org/stuff -> http://minichan.org/chat

squeegee joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 19 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #516,684

@516,657 (!OhBrie5EHg)
what? um, yes it is. Thats what makes it a booty call and not a "come hang wit me gurl" call

Indy !!ZqgEsz5sF replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #516,685

So when, precisely, did the term, "booty call", come to mean "come hang out," and not "come have meaningless, casual sex"?

squeegee replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #516,687

@previous (Indy !!ZqgEsz5sF)
it didn't

squeegee double-posted this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #516,688

@516,685 (Indy !!ZqgEsz5sF)
but it did get replaced by the term "friends with benefits."

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 14 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #516,689

@516,657 (!OhBrie5EHg)
u wot? How can the "booty" part refer to just casual hanging out? This would be like saying the term "fuck buddy" referred to close friends.

Indy !!ZqgEsz5sF replied with this 12 years ago, 19 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #516,690

@516,688 (squeegee)
I am familiar with that term, but not with "booty call" meaning "just come hang out".

squeegee replied with this 12 years ago, 12 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #516,696

@previous (Indy !!ZqgEsz5sF)
because it doesn't

!OhBrie5EHg replied with this 12 years ago, 4 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #516,698

@previous (squeegee)
Maybe not in Tex-ass.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 6 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #516,702

@516,689 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
It is now defined as a friend around whom you can say the word "fuck" freely. Try to keep up with the times man.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 15 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #516,704

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
you're just redefining it to pad your numbers

I see the jew

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #516,705

@previous (K)
What are you gonna do about it m8?

Anonymous K replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #516,706

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
write a strongly worded letter

or poison you with milk

Triptych !!/xkPL9myM joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 3 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #516,759

Wine is always good!

squeegee joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 10 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #516,761

booty calls get booty. save the wine for someone you need to work for. never try to wine and dine or date a booty calling fuck buddy.

are y'all trying to get hurt or what?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 10 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #516,869

@previous (squeegee)
Who the fuck just invites a girl over for sex without a little romancing?
Come the fuck on, mate.

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 51 seconds later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #516,870

@previous (A)
Many of us do, and that is why it's called a "booty call".

squeegee replied with this 12 years ago, 5 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #516,871

@516,869 (A)
you can romance a girl... subtlety. save the gifts and presents for the girls who need them. but i mean if you want a drink go ahead and share. but like... no need to go out of your way if it's guaranteed.

if it's not a guaranteed booty call then it's a date. just saying. a booty call is more like 2 people that can't not have sex with each other because of probably wild physical attraction and not much else. so if you meet a FWB then remember that the desire goes both ways and you're doing her as much of a service as you think she's doing for you. so unless she's bringing you Beer and weed and watching super hero movies with you then there's no need for you to buy her wine and flowers and watch "girl's choice" movies with her.

see, it's the sex without having to do JACK that makes the benefits part of friends with benefits. and that's who you booty call.

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 10 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #516,876

@previous (squeegee)
But then that just makes you look like a fucking asshole.

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 5 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #516,877

@previous (A)
Well, you can always pressure her for anal too.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 26 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #516,881

@previous (O)

squeegee replied with this 12 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #516,882

@516,876 (A)
and who gets all the chicks? assholes, right? anyway who's looking?

!OhBrie5EHg replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #516,885

@516,871 (squeegee)
So... you should 'save the gift' of having the girl bring you wine and drugs for a girl that expects you to bring those things?

You are making no sense, squeegee.

(also, the movie is Girl's choice...

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #516,902

@516,882 (squeegee)
You'll never find a wife with that attitude.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 12 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #516,904

@previous (A)
Oh yeah? I'd be his wife. Take that, Anonymous A!

squeegee replied with this 12 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #516,929

@516,885 (!OhBrie5EHg)
no, save the gift of "trying hard to impress her" for a girl that needs flowers and wine and special treatment to get into her pants. if she's giving it away don't keep trying to pay for it. just accept the mutually beneficial situation for what it is.

obviously this is going over some people's heads...

!OhBrie5EHg replied with this 12 years ago, 34 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #516,936

@previous (squeegee)
How is asking the girl to bring a bottle of wine over the same as "trying hard to impress her"???


Nevermind... I can see that you consider any interaction with a girl to be a business transaction...

Because women are objects, right?

> 2014
> talking to squeegee like he is a real person

I forgot that you are just a trollsona...

;-3

(Edited 3 minutes later.)

squeegee replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #516,953

@previous (!OhBrie5EHg)
no you dork, becuase sometimes girls aren't "doing you a favor" when they have sex, sometimes you're the object she is using to get off with! it is not always a matter of a guy getting what he wants.

sometimes girls just want a good dicking and you'd have to be the most insecure and needy nerd in the world if a girl is using you for sex and you still think you need to go out of your way to "thank her" for her service.

you cock is all the service a booty call needs, bro

!OhBrie5EHg replied with this 12 years ago, 7 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #516,997

@previous (squeegee)
I don't understand the logic you are using here... like, at all..

THE GIRL IS BRINGING ALCOHOL... I DIDNT PAY FOR SHIT... ALL I AM PROVIDING IS MY COMPANY AND A PLACE TO HANG OUT...

Somehow in that situation... in your eyes.. I'm being screwed over and I should freak out over the fact that someone may be enjoying themselves around me?

!OhBrie5EHg double-posted this 12 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #517,000

@previous (!OhBrie5EHg)
This is why sane people have no respect for the typical man...

They can't enjoy something... unless they are the only one who is 'winning'...

If anyone else is having a good time, that detracts from their good time...

Bunch. Of. Fucking. Bullshit.

squeegee replied with this 12 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #517,001

@516,997 (!OhBrie5EHg)
then that's not a booty call, bro. That's just hanging out with a friend and that is not a booty call.
stop calling it a booty call

What i'm saying is that theoretically speaking a girl can want sex from a dude as much as a guy wants sex from a girl. If a girl is booty calling you (meaning she wants to come over to fuck) then you don't treat the situation like a first date. specifically because it is very possible that the girls wants only sex and isn't interested in other attentions and you will be rebuked at your romantic advances thus ruining the FWB situation and also getting yourself hurt when you could have been having a fun time with a girl that is sexually drawn to you.

But, if you aren't talking about a booty call and are just talking about hanging with a female friend then forget everything that i'm saying because it only applies in situations where there is equal and mutual attraction that results in FUCKING. not love, not romance or dating, or friendship, but good old-fashioned filthy fucking.

this might not be something we're capable of seeing eye to eye on, because i think that our experiences are maybe somewhat different.
and that's okay! but you're still wrong about a booty call not involving sex

squeegee double-posted this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #517,003

@517,000 (!OhBrie5EHg)
NO, DUDE! What i'm saying is that... fuck it, nevermind. You aren't even understanding. I'm not talking about winning, i'm specifically talking about how a sexual encounter can be a win for a girl as much as it can be for a guy. but forget it. just give her the fucking milk for free, you retard.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

!OhBrie5EHg replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #517,004

@517,001 (squeegee)
I never said what we were doing when we hang out... You just assume we didn't have sex because I didn't explicitly mention it.

Also, read the OP again... The guy isn't being bootycalled.. he called her!.

(Edited 52 seconds later.)

!OhBrie5EHg double-posted this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #517,005

@517,003 (squeegee)
> I'm not talking about winning... the girl is the one who wins because she actually enjoys sex just as much as you, so definitely not talking about winning here...

> but forget it... everything is a business transaction [insert cow metaphor here].

(Edited 1 minute later.)

squeegee replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #517,006

@517,004 (!OhBrie5EHg)
enjoy your date then

squeegee double-posted this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #517,007

@517,005 (!OhBrie5EHg)
you ever hear the phrase "don't buy the cow when the milk is free?"
well it works both ways.

!OhBrie5EHg replied with this 12 years ago, 44 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #517,008

@517,006 (squeegee)
It was nothing but a bootycall a moment ago... what happen?

> girl is called up, for sex, presumably... girl arrives with drugs... causing a slight delay in the sexings..
NO LONGER A BOOTY CALL, THE JUDGES HAVE CALLED IT, YOU ARE NOW DATING SOME GIRL, GOOD LUCK!

!OhBrie5EHg double-posted this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #517,009

@517,007 (squeegee)
You ever read the list of different versions of that idiom, applied to different political and philosophical mindsets?

The metaphor is kind of broken and only makes sense in a specific context anyway...

The context being that you've been tricked into thinking you need something (milk) and that the only way to get it is to perform a specific action (paying).

(Edited 3 minutes later.)

squeegee replied with this 12 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #517,010

@517,008 (!OhBrie5EHg)
dude... just stop. you are so fucking confused. at this point i won't be able to clarify because you're going to keep quoting single lines of what i say and take them out of context and ignore the rest of what i say. either you're intentionally misunderstanding me for the sake of trolling or you're literally so innocent you lack the perspective to understand even the context of my opinion. because so far all i see from you is a tremendous amount of confusion.

!OhBrie5EHg replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #517,011

@previous (squeegee)
You think I'm confused, but you're the one who doesn't understand how human interaction actually works without distilling it down, in your mind, to a game of economics and warfare.

squeegee replied with this 12 years ago, 3 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #517,012

@517,009 (!OhBrie5EHg)
DUDE IT FUCKING MAKES FUCKING SENSE SHUT THE FUCK UP IT'S A SAYING OLDER THAN YOUR FUCKING GRANDPARENTS AND I DON'T FUCKING CARE ABOUT IT'S POLITICAL OR PHILOSOPHICAL USES I'M FUCKING TALKING ABOUT THE COMMON USE OF THAT IDIOM THAT EVERYONE FUCKING KNOWS AND YOU KNOW GOD DAMNED WELL WHAT THE FUCK I'M TALKING ABOUT

squeegee double-posted this 12 years ago, 42 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #517,013

@517,011 (!OhBrie5EHg)
OH MY GOD DUDE! YOU HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT IF YOU THINK THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU FUCKING RUBE

squeegee triple-posted this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #517,014

I'M TALKING ABOUT A BOOTY CALL!
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT THINGS THAT AREN'T BOOTY CALLS!@
STOP TRYING TO MAKE IT OUT THAT I'M TALKING ABOUT THINGS THAT AREN'T FUCKING BOOTY CALLS!@

I'M TALKING ABOUT FUCK BUDDIES, YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT A FUCKING FRIENDSHIP WITH A FEMALE!@ THEY AREN'T EXCLUSIVE TO ONE ANOTHER!@ FUCKK

(Edited 1 minute later.)

!OhBrie5EHg replied with this 12 years ago, 13 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #517,015

@517,012 (squeegee)
Yeah, you are right! I understand!
You think people who aren't you, are animals... and deserve to be taken advantage of at every turn...
If you aren't getting something out of it, and it's not at the MAXIMUM LEVELS OF RETURN, you would rather see that person die than give them time of day.

!OhBrie5EHg double-posted this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #517,016

@517,014 (squeegee)
I'm just on a higher level than you, I guess... that's what they say right??

You're stuck on one aspect of the conversation... if you stop making penis jokes for 10 seconds you'll be able to take in the fact that there are ALWAYS levels of abstraction and just because it seems to you that i am not talking about the same thing... you jsut aren't thinking about it..

apparently everyone but me is allowed to use metaphor..

squeegee replied with this 12 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #517,017

@517,015 (!OhBrie5EHg)
no, fuck you. Girls can take advantage of a guy. All i'm saying is don't be a fucking sucker that's lets a girl treat YOU the way YOU think GUYS treat GIRLS because you think ONLY GUYS EVER TAKE ADVANTAGE OF GIRLS and it CAN'T work the other WAY AROUND@!

So if a girl if your FUCK BUDDY and you still find yourself BUYING THE COW and are providing her with gifts, money-whatever-but she's still just a FUCKBUDDY and not a GIRLFRIEND, then she is taking you for a chump, getting her rocks off AND making off with your gifts that you gave her MERELY FOR OPENING HER LEGS TO YOU. So don't think that girls can't be as bad as guys, because they can, and they WILL take that fucking milk for fucking free. So listen to your MOTHER and DON'T GIVE IT AWAY or the girl will NEVER be a buyer.

I cannot make myself any clearer. Men and women are equal in their ability to fuck each other over SEX, so be aware that males are not the only gender than can take their advantage and use it for personal gain.

So, listen to me. don't wine and dine fuck buddies, it'll go nowhere good

but yes, do be kind and wine and dine and be loving and respectful to girls that treat you the same way. but, if all they want is your cock inside them then don't treat them any differently than they treat you. fucking not a hard god damned concept.

squeegee double-posted this 12 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #517,019

@517,009 (!OhBrie5EHg)
i just realized you don't even know what that idiom means...

it means "don't have sex with a man outside of marriage, because why would he marry you if you give him sex out of wedlock."
Get it? The Cow is marriage, and the milk is sex.

!OhBrie5EHg replied with this 12 years ago, 31 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #517,020

@517,017 (squeegee)
Wow, I got your 'point' like almost an entire day ago... your're just being disgusting now...

!OhBrie5EHg double-posted this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #517,021

@517,019 (squeegee)
If you actually think I'm so retarded as to not understand it is a metaphor... then who's the real retard?

It's painfully obvious that I understand the idiom, I am not actually talking about milk, bud.

ALSO: why assume I am applying some double standard? I did not, in fact, make any sort of implication like that.

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

!OhBrie5EHg triple-posted this 12 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #517,022

"If I show the slightest bit of interest in somebody... then later, when it turns out all they wanted was [BLANK], I will feel HURT AND DESTROYED!!!!"

Is squeegee a 12-year-old?

squeegee replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #517,023

@517,020 (!OhBrie5EHg)
then what's my point? repeat it back to me such that i can see you have a full understanding of my opinion.

squeegee double-posted this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #517,024

@517,022 (!OhBrie5EHg)
well, that's not what i'm saying. want to try at understanding one more time? you have 2 chances left to prove to me you're not massively misunderstanding my point of view due to confusion.

!OhBrie5EHg replied with this 12 years ago, 40 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #517,025

@517,023 (squeegee)
Your're point: "If you do something nice for somebody who never 'repays the favor', they will consider you garbage and walk all over you"

squeegee replied with this 12 years ago, 17 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #517,026

word of caution, hyperbole is not a great way to prove understanding. so, try to avoid that if you can.

!OhBrie5EHg replied with this 12 years ago, 37 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #517,027

@517,024 (squeegee)
I was poking fun at how this conversation began... you asked, mockingly, if the reader *WANTED* to be hurt.

squeegee replied with this 12 years ago, 1 second later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #517,028

@517,025 (!OhBrie5EHg)
Nope, that's... way fucking far off, my friend. You're not even reading the same thread i am are you.
1 more try?

!OhBrie5EHg replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #517,029

@previous (squeegee)
I was taking it, yknow, one or two steps away from your favorite topic, so I can see why you would consider me 'way fucking far off'...

oh there it is again... fucking... you are talking about fucking. and fucking people over. and being fucked over. etc...

NOBODY GIVES A FUCK, MAN...

squeegee replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #517,030

@previous (!OhBrie5EHg)
are you feeling sufficiently trolled or can i go play wow now?
shitposter.

!OhBrie5EHg replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #517,031

@previous (squeegee)
You can go play WoW, but if you want to 'troll' some more... I'll be around.

[^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #517,034

This turned into the worst thread.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #517,035

@517,028 (squeegee)
Brie cannot understand your argument, as he cannot even perceive it in the same way that you do. Through regular drugs and shitposting, he has ascended to a higher form of consciousness, a place of wonder where common phrases take on whole new meanings that only he can understand.

@517,023 (squeegee)
Huh, that is actually a neat trick to use in a debate. I shall have to remember it.

[^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk replied with this 12 years ago, 26 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #517,036

@516,657 (!OhBrie5EHg)

> That is an outmoded use of the term, thanks.
>
> A 'booty call' these days is someone you can call up anytime and they will be willing to come over and hang out with you..
>
> Sex is no longer required.

And it started with this post.

Sorry brie, you are wrong. Booty call literally means you call for booty.

squeegee replied with this 12 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #517,037

@previous ([^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk)
that's literally all i'm trying to say

swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/ joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 28 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #517,039

@517,036 ([^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk)
The only people who use the term bootycall to refer to a friend, are those who dont have sex, and are being self deprecating.
So for brie, a friend coming over is a bootycall. Lol

Anonymous S joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #517,040

@516,698 (!OhBrie5EHg)
Not anywhere, you're wrong.

!OhBrie5EHg replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #517,059

@previous (S)
I had no idea that we were fixating on that one post...

Do you guys know how to quote text?

!OhBrie5EHg double-posted this 12 years ago, 42 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #517,060

Squeegee went off on me because of dumb ol Texas?

Anonymous S replied with this 12 years ago, 21 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #517,072

@517,059 (!OhBrie5EHg)
Take your panties out of your crack and calm down, sweet pea.

!OhBrie5EHg replied with this 12 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #517,074

@previous (S)
okay, anonymous aSh.

squeegee replied with this 12 years ago, 47 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #517,075

@517,060 (!OhBrie5EHg)
you said you forgot i was a trollsona and i was all i'll bet he remembers this time

swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/ replied with this 11 years ago, 12 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #517,118

@517,074 (!OhBrie5EHg)
Not me.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #517,119

Brie: I know a way to settle this once and for all. You should simply call one of your friends (preferably a heterosexual male one), and ask them to come around for a booty call. If your definition is correct, then they shouldn't be the least bit alarmed or uncomfortable.

!OhBrie5EHg replied with this 11 years ago, 56 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #517,121

@517,075 (squeegee)
you think i really forgot?

@517,118 (swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/)
ok

swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/ replied with this 11 years ago, 59 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #517,131

@517,119 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
That might get him killed.

!OhBrie5EHg replied with this 11 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #517,134

@517,119 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
As we established in that other topic, I no longer have friends outside of the Internet. Thanks.

swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/ replied with this 11 years ago, 3 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #517,151

@previous (!OhBrie5EHg)
Why not?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #517,152

@517,001 (squeegee)
But what if the female friend scenario ends with just fucking and not love?

!OhBrie5EHg replied with this 11 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #517,153

@517,151 (swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/)
Because I have killed off any other of contacting me, through disuse. The only way you can contact me now is online, so all of my friends are just online friends.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 12 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #517,154

@517,134 (!OhBrie5EHg)
That's fine, just message somebody asking if they'd consider a booty call with you. Should be totally fine, if you're right.

@517,131 (swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/)
This is for science, Buspuppie. Or at least linguistics. Risks must be taken.

swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/ replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #517,176

@517,153 (!OhBrie5EHg)
Does your sister live with you?

!OhBrie5EHg replied with this 11 years ago, 27 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #517,183

@previous (swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/)
Does your sister live with you?

kook !!32zdfdzi+ joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #517,197

@previous (!OhBrie5EHg)
No, my brother lives with me.

kook !!32zdfdzi+ double-posted this 11 years ago, 47 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #517,198

@516,643 (Nega !34Kas0OdzM)
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