Metæ joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 15 minutes later[^][v]#516,511
You are correct about the first bit, but mistaken about the latter. I have been known to lock, delete, and shitlist posters within mere femtoseconds, but I have certain demands: first, a hogshead of Sunset Lush™ Franzia every fortnight, second, a Lincoln Town Car. If you can undertake to provide these, I will moderate your fora. Thanks.
beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 26 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[^][v]#516,517