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Topic: Men are dumb... because science!

Anonymous A started this discussion 12 years ago #38,714

A study in the British Medical Journal confirms that men are more likely to die as a result of doing something really, really dumb. Well, they did a simple analysis on 20 years of Darwin Award nominees, so it's not exactly the peak of scientific rigor. It's a fun read though. Now, if you will excuse me, I have to go test out a zip-line that I have strung between two power lines.

Abstract
Sex differences in risk seeking behaviour, emergency hospital admissions, and mortality are well documented. However, little is known about sex differences in idiotic risk taking behaviour. This paper reviews the data on winners of the Darwin Award over a 20 year period (1995-2014). Winners of the Darwin Award must eliminate themselves from the gene pool in such an idiotic manner that their action ensures one less idiot will survive. This paper reports a marked sex difference in Darwin Award winners: males are significantly more likely to receive the award than females (P<0.0001). We discuss some of the reasons for this difference.

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Metæ joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 15 minutes later[^] [v] #516,408

I've read that men are overrepresented at both ends of the bell curve and the Darwin Awards certainly are in concordance with that hypothesis. Combine that with an innate tendency towards risk taking and you'll see some amazing achievements and some amazing retardation,

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 38 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #516,410

I don't trust men; they're animals.

!OhBrie5EHg joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #516,428

To be fair, isn't it a bit easier to remove yourself from the gene pool when your genetic potential is hanging in an external sac?

Say the wrong thing, to the wrong person, and they could take away your reproductive ability with one well placed kick...

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #516,434

men have all around much higher mortality rates and lower life expectancy than women

Anonymous C replied with this 12 years ago, 16 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #516,435

@previous (E)
What are these rates like for male-to-female people?

Anonymous E replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #516,436

@previous (C)
no idea, probably higher but thats just a guess

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #516,437

Discounting people born after 1900, the mortality rates are actually identical.

kook !!32zdfdzi+ joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 6 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #516,467

@516,435 (C)
probably the same,because males dont actually turn into females.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 18 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #516,468

@516,408 (Metæ)
So epic win or epic fail, the important thing for men is just that it's fucking epic?

@previous (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
If their hormone therapy includes antiandrogens, then that could help rein in some of the crazy risk taking. (Just spitballing here. I have no evidence for this, but it sounds plausible.)

squeegee joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 48 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #516,473

@previous (A)
i find extreme body modification to be in the vein of risky behavior.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #516,474

Men are better at everything, including stupidity.
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