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Topic: Is Minecraft secretly a Christian game?

Anonymous A started this discussion 12 years ago #38,677

http://objectiveministries.org/zounds/review-minecraft.html

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 44 seconds later[^] [v] #516,081

...no

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 6 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #516,084

I am not sure if this is a serious site!

Unless it's some hilariously bad attempt to connect with "the kids".

(Edited 34 seconds later.)

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 17 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #516,089

Ah, that takes me back.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 31 minutes later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #516,098

@516,084 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
http://objectiveministries.org/

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 12 years ago, 4 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #516,100

@previous (A)
Hahaha, okay. They are simply maniacs. Good to have that cleared up.

Now if you'll excuse me, I am going to go out for some rape and murdering. I just read up on evolution, you see, and have decided to abandon my previous values and personality in favour of becoming a violent criminal. If there is no god and we came from animals, then I can't think of a reason not to!

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #516,102

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Because it's wrong?

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 12 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #516,104

@previous (A)
Don't be absurd. Only god and the bible can provide morality. And if they're wrong, then there is literally no reason not to go out on a killing spree. Because people are inherently evil lunatics without good biblical teachings, you see.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I really need to get started. If I'd read up on evolution sooner, I could have been enjoying this a long time ago.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #516,107

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Then that means I have the right to kill you before you do something completely fucking stupid.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #516,110

@previous (A)
Go for it, man. Without the bible and its pesky morality interfering, Earth is a fucking free-for-all! Last man standing wins, woo! Thanks, evolution!

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 43 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #516,114

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
No, I'm just going to kill you and construct a new sanctuary to protect the people from folks like you.

Indy !!ZqgEsz5sF joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 31 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #516,116

If "Christian" = "Autist" then yes.

Xiaoqing joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 34 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #516,123

@previous (Indy !!ZqgEsz5sF)

Minecraft is more OCD.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 12 years ago, 7 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #516,206

@516,114 (A)
You do understand that I'm joking, yes?

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #516,232

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
You just had to kill the moment... : /

@516,100 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Why would Karl Marx write a forward to a biography of Charles Darwin?

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 12 years ago, 21 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #516,243

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
I honestly wasn't sure if he understood the joke.

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Because these types of Christians are morons who have a very black and white view of things. Anyone groups that don't like religion are probably working together, in their mind.

squeegee joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 3 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #516,271

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
christian persecution complex. everyone thinks being slightly inconvenienced or tolerant makes them a martyr.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 29 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #516,272

@516,100 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Marx wish he had an iota of Charles Darwin genius. Poor Charlie, he doesn't deserves this.
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