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Topic: Is there a quick way to paste the entire KJV bible into a book on Minecraft?

Anonymous A started this discussion 12 years ago #38,560

Preferably for both single and multiplayer?

I want to hand out the word of the Lord to everybody.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 5 minutes later[^] [v] #514,937

wtf

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 14 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #514,940

I sure hope not. Religion has no place in a fucking video game, and you should feel ashamed for trying to force it in there. Fuck you.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 12 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #514,943

@previous (C)
I also want to spread the word of atheism on religious servers too.

Anonymous C replied with this 12 years ago, 5 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #514,945

@previous (A)
Same answer. Just leave religion out of it and let other people believe what they want to believe. I'm sure they're not playing minecraft to be harassed over religion.

Anonymous B replied with this 12 years ago, 4 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #514,946

All Minecraft players are Autists. Thanks.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 3 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #514,959

@514,940 (C)
> buttmad

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 2 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #514,988

@514,946 (B)

> All Minecraft players are Autists. Thanks.


A proper autist would enter it all in the slow way and be happy. No, wait, that's OCD. Come to think of it, Minecraft is more OCD.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 18 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #514,991

@514,943 (A)
The word of atheism is much easier to spread. You'd just need one page.

"There isn't a god".

But Christianity, damn, they take up hundreds of pages to spread their word. They could learn from atheism's conciseness.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 7 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #515,032

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
My plan would have been, had the bible endeavor prove successful, to print the entire God Delusion into a book and quill then sign it as something religious.

I could probably open up a "religious stall" on the server and charge for them using the server currency. Fuck, maybe even that server that uses bitcoins for it's currency.

Metæ joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #515,036

@514,991 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Thomas Jefferson cut it down to 82 pages, by stripping out all the supernatural stuff and miracles, in line with his Deist beliefs.
http://web.archive.org/web/20080929061224/http://etext.lib.virginia.edu/toc/modeng/public/JefJesu.html

dw joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #515,057

Catherinedraad

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #515,059

@previous (dw)
Does it make you feel like a big man, coming in here and saying that?
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