A cat.
Wow, so many people have cats. My rat acts like a cat.

My cat likes rats. Yeah!!
@514,906 (Rufus !!YFZmUx47y)
Well, your cat is welcomed nowhere near my rat.
@previous (D)
The same fucking way a fish can be a pet.
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I kidnapped a furry and keep her in my basement.
@514,919 (A)
> Well, your cat is welcomed nowhere near my rat.
So your cat is like this?
Cat and a dog.
None. But when I move out, by golly I am buying a cat!

Black Cats are Good Cats
Some still think,
black cats are bad news.
So a different color of kitty,
they will always choose
Black cats aren’t evil,
Whoever spread that lie?
And why was it believed?
Can you tell me why?
Rufus is ebony black
with fur so shiny and sleek
and golden eyes so loving
and a personality so unique.
He comes when he is called
and leaps upon your lap,
then he curls up in a ball
and takes a little nap.
His meow is musical.
You should hear his purr
so sweet and every bit as soft
as his beautiful, silky fur.
He uses his scratching post
and not the sofa or chair.
He always has lots of love
to unselfishly share.
He appreciates his meals
and poses for a picture or two.
Many other black cats are like him.
I know this to be very true.
He plays with his toys
in an entertaining way
He’ll wake up from a dead sleep
and be ready to play
He knows which toys are his
and remembers where they are
He knows how to put on a show.
He’s a true superstar.
Some folks still believe
that black cats are mean.
Must be my sweet Rufus,
they have never seen.
Black cats are mysterious
Elegant ,and full of grace,
You can’t help but fall in love
when you look in their face.
So why the superstitious untruth?
Why the ancient, silly falsehood?
I say just the opposite.
All black cats are good!
@previous (Rufus !!YFZmUx47y)
I once had a black cat run across the street as I was driving on Halloween and almost ran him/her over. I could have sworn that I would have bad luck forever, but good luck ended up coming my way and still is.