Topic: There are two reasons why I get laid more than all of you combined, on a regular basis.
Anonymous A started this discussion 12 years ago #38,524
1. I do not fear women. I will walk up to literally ANY woman and start talking to her.
2. I will take ANY woman home: fat, ugly, paraplegic, deformed, retarded: as long as she has a vagina, I will do her.
2. I will take ANY woman home: fat, ugly, paraplegic, deformed, retarded: as long as she has a vagina, I will do her.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #514,613
I am in a committed relationship with a woman I love thanks.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #514,614
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Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 34 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #514,618
> 1. I do not fear women. I will walk up to literally ANY woman and start talking to her.Women hate that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYAL21jxREQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1XGPvbWn0A
Anonymous D double-posted this 12 years ago, 5 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #514,693
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #514,695
DasSheeple joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 20 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #514,709
> OP approaches girls
> doesn't let girls approach him
> has no standards
You have to learn a lot, specially when it comes to "I will take ANY woman"... too high standards are bad, but no standards at all is just...
It's like saying "I didn't lose, I quit... quitters never lose, they quit..."
> doesn't let girls approach him
> has no standards
You have to learn a lot, specially when it comes to "I will take ANY woman"... too high standards are bad, but no standards at all is just...
It's like saying "I didn't lose, I quit... quitters never lose, they quit..."
Metæ joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 10 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #514,714
@OP
Having literally no standards is not an accomplishment. It would be like saying:
It's just fucking sad and desperate.
Having literally no standards is not an accomplishment. It would be like saying:
There are two reasons I get fed more than any of you:
1. I do not fear food. I will walk up to literally ANY food and start eating it.
2. I will eat ANY food: rotted, maggot infested, moldy, roadkill, out of a trash can, vomit: as long as it was once made out of plants and/or animals, I will eat it.
1. I do not fear food. I will walk up to literally ANY food and start eating it.
2. I will eat ANY food: rotted, maggot infested, moldy, roadkill, out of a trash can, vomit: as long as it was once made out of plants and/or animals, I will eat it.
It's just fucking sad and desperate.
Anonymous D replied with this 12 years ago, 51 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #514,715
@previous (Metæ)
> 2. I will eat ANY food: rotted, maggot infested, moldy, roadkill, out of a trash can, vomit: as long as it was once made out of plants and/or animals, I will eat it.
Chinese Gutter Oil
> 2. I will eat ANY food: rotted, maggot infested, moldy, roadkill, out of a trash can, vomit: as long as it was once made out of plants and/or animals, I will eat it.
Chinese Gutter Oil
Syntax joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 14 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #514,724
> . I will take ANY woman home: fat, ugly, paraplegic, deformed, retarded: as long as she has a vagina, I will do her.
That is a horrid just horrid list. OP quality not quantity. Those old brown bag jokes - Once worked with a guy who invited me over for dinner. During my single years and b4 we arrived he told me he married a great cook and said something to prepare me for for for for ... So his wife greeted us at the door with wonderful appetizers and the dinner was terrific. The wife was so far beyond horrid down rite ugly ugly ugly ugly ... I suppose his only choice was to turn off the lites. You have no ideal how ugly ugly can be. I mean if there were a Guinness book of records ugly, she wood be the winner.
Fact is there are so many fit attractive gals out there why on earth settle for less then? I am still on a dancers high and GFs are in the kitchen in prep for a brunch party for Sunday and soon I hope for a snack and I mean food cause well no need to do TMI at momento
That is a horrid just horrid list. OP quality not quantity. Those old brown bag jokes - Once worked with a guy who invited me over for dinner. During my single years and b4 we arrived he told me he married a great cook and said something to prepare me for for for for ... So his wife greeted us at the door with wonderful appetizers and the dinner was terrific. The wife was so far beyond horrid down rite ugly ugly ugly ugly ... I suppose his only choice was to turn off the lites. You have no ideal how ugly ugly can be. I mean if there were a Guinness book of records ugly, she wood be the winner.
Fact is there are so many fit attractive gals out there why on earth settle for less then? I am still on a dancers high and GFs are in the kitchen in prep for a brunch party for Sunday and soon I hope for a snack and I mean food cause well no need to do TMI at momento
Anonymous E replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #514,752
Syntax replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #514,788
@previous (E)
NEVER not once have felt I was in the range of good looking. That said and one is not supposed to do this but I have so cannot tell a lie. I have a wall down a long hall way. Photos up of many many a GF from the past. Yes they say one should never do that. I have I do and ya no wot? All from very cute to beyond very cute. So and I hope this helps someone
If I can with my looks then so can others. One thing is for sure after one more weekend of hours n hours of fun with lots of age ranges - If I were looking for a GF which for sure I am NOT - Damn just damn so many to choose from. And believe it or not - Kisses from girls and I do not even know their names. Not lots of kisses - perhaps 3 per hour some times more sometimes none in one hour but hey considering a proper name intro has not been made - which I kinda insist on frankly - If I can so can others. No not all on lips but for sure a kiss on the cheek is is well it just IS
And Lips yes on lips - Life is good when one gets out to have fun -
NEVER not once have felt I was in the range of good looking. That said and one is not supposed to do this but I have so cannot tell a lie. I have a wall down a long hall way. Photos up of many many a GF from the past. Yes they say one should never do that. I have I do and ya no wot? All from very cute to beyond very cute. So and I hope this helps someone
If I can with my looks then so can others. One thing is for sure after one more weekend of hours n hours of fun with lots of age ranges - If I were looking for a GF which for sure I am NOT - Damn just damn so many to choose from. And believe it or not - Kisses from girls and I do not even know their names. Not lots of kisses - perhaps 3 per hour some times more sometimes none in one hour but hey considering a proper name intro has not been made - which I kinda insist on frankly - If I can so can others. No not all on lips but for sure a kiss on the cheek is is well it just IS
And Lips yes on lips - Life is good when one gets out to have fun -