Topic: It is with a heavy heart that I bring news of the passing of our dear friend Metae.
Anonymous A started this discussion 12 years ago#38,489
Last night at midnight, he was moderating. He was deleting posts and banning users so fast, that he had a heart attack. He, and his incorrect etymology for "naybob" shall be greatly missed. Donations made be made in his name to the Miller Guide.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 6 minutes later[^][v]#514,295
I refuse to believe Metae is dead. He is merely sleeping off all the Franzia that Jebus created for him.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 24 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^][v]#514,296
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HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#514,302
He was the fastest moderator the admins have ever seen. He will be dearly missed.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#514,305
@previous (HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY)
I thought you died raping a Juggalo at McDonald's?
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#514,309
EVeryone is dying lately :(
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 2 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#514,315
Oh my god... I was sad about those other deaths, but this one hit me the hardest...
Meta (or Metæ) was truly the quintessential Minichanner, having a mastery over old memes, and a natural charisma and sense of adventure about him. More than any other poster, he demonstrated the lofty peaks one could meet by following the Minichan ideal.
Suffice to say, we have lost one of our best. Now, if you'll excuse me, I must go and mourn. Just making this post has brought on another bout of tears.
@previous (F)
Yeah... It is a fucking conga line of misery, and I hope it ends here.
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 12 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^][v]#514,316