Topic: Reports of my death, regarding their validity
Negi Springfield !aeNZeP7XP2 started this discussion 12 years ago #38,478
It's bullshit and made up by a sad sack of shit who used to chase trannies and now is full blown gay. He's not even pretending he likes girls anymore, you know those things called ladybois or some sick fuck shit. In before some twat goes on about how I'm a pedo or some other troll doggeroll. I troll sometimes, which might shock some people and why it should is a mystery. I can mess with people in various ways, with very little of anything being actually the truth. I can do a legit troll better than half the people on sites similar to this one, which includes the bastion of shit itself, Tinychan. I'm more of a troll than Depressionfaggot and perhaps even the rest of the spackers here. I could whip To4ster too, if he even isn't locked up for some sick shit. Phuck the police nigga, straight from the underground - Negi out.squeegee joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #514,216
shut up, walter. it's not funny to impersonate someone when they are actually dead. reported.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 8 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #514,217
Dude you really can't take a joke
Negi Springfield !aeNZeP7XP2 (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 21 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #514,223
Anonymous C replied with this 12 years ago, 37 seconds later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #514,224
Negi Springfield !aeNZeP7XP2 joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 28 minutes later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #514,226
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?!?! Oh my fucking God. I can almost see your pathetic micro penis glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room ever since your only motherfucking lightbulb finally went out, giggling like a like girl as you once again open up your shitty, slow proxy, type your little weeaboo thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET leech that you actually paid a Minichan user for its account, so you just choose the picture.
Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" leaked pic of a years-old photo of your tiny penis, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your supper, cooked with cooking oil harvested from the fucking Mahora Academy Middle School for girls, on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, wait, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You can't even go back to your mother, not with all those penis pictures and arrest warrants out to get you. You are a tiny penised fucking little fuckup, she's probably so sick of you anyway. So sick of having had to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Minichan posting tiny fucking penis pictures and weeaboo jokes.
Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a tiny penised, lazy, worthless NEET. A pathetic shitposting NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "Bishie tiny penis san~desu." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" leaked pic of a years-old photo of your tiny penis, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your supper, cooked with cooking oil harvested from the fucking Mahora Academy Middle School for girls, on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, wait, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You can't even go back to your mother, not with all those penis pictures and arrest warrants out to get you. You are a tiny penised fucking little fuckup, she's probably so sick of you anyway. So sick of having had to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Minichan posting tiny fucking penis pictures and weeaboo jokes.
Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a tiny penised, lazy, worthless NEET. A pathetic shitposting NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "Bishie tiny penis san~desu." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
squeegee replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #514,228
@previous (Negi Springfield !aeNZeP7XP2)
the fuck!? quit spamming that photo! Why do we have to keep telling you to stop spamming that photo!@
the fuck!? quit spamming that photo! Why do we have to keep telling you to stop spamming that photo!@
Negi Springfield !aeNZeP7XP2 (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 51 seconds later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #514,229
Anonymous D replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #514,230
@previous (Negi Springfield !aeNZeP7XP2)
It seemed strangely appropriate
@514,228 (squeegee)
Dealwithit.jpg
It seemed strangely appropriate
@514,228 (squeegee)
Dealwithit.jpg
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 34 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #514,238
Negi Springfield's infamous penis, was dead the moment he was born. If he is totally dead?
Nothing of value was lost.
Nothing of value was lost.
Indy joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #514,253
You claim to be a better troll than I? You poor, deluded man.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #514,255
@OP kill yourself
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #514,272
laffaux
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 3 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #514,298
well this is what happens when an autist is the butt of a joke I guess
Negi Springfield !aeNZeP7XP2 (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 5 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #514,314
@514,255 (G)
*tips fedorae*
@514,253 (Indy)
I stand by what I said, regardless of your silly shtick.
@previous (I)
I love jokes, but Walter has not a sense of comedy to make one.
*tips fedorae*
@514,253 (Indy)
I stand by what I said, regardless of your silly shtick.
@previous (I)
I love jokes, but Walter has not a sense of comedy to make one.
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #514,317
Respect the read walter for fucks sake
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 3 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #514,345
@514,314 (Negi Springfield !aeNZeP7XP2)
does it ever bother you that you are incapable of understanding other humans
does it ever bother you that you are incapable of understanding other humans
Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 38 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #514,377
I thought Walter died too...
Negi Springfield !aeNZeP7XP2 (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 4 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #514,465
@514,345 (K)
How am I incapable?
@previous (L)
He's alive, don't worry about that. I don't think he'll die and will live for the next 500 years. Somebody's gotta be the antichrist.
How am I incapable?
@previous (L)
He's alive, don't worry about that. I don't think he'll die and will live for the next 500 years. Somebody's gotta be the antichrist.
Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 20 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #514,469
@previous (Negi Springfield !aeNZeP7XP2)
His body will be around for 500 years after consuming all those cheese burgers that don't spoil. I think he has more preservatives in him than Lenin
His body will be around for 500 years after consuming all those cheese burgers that don't spoil. I think he has more preservatives in him than Lenin