Topic: It is with a heavy heart that I bring news of the passing of our dear friend Walter.
Anonymous A started this discussion 12 years ago #38,470
He attempted to perform gay sex on a Juggalo, and was knifed. He shall be missed.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 31 minutes later[^] [v] #514,115
Oh no... His McFetish finally went too far...
Rest in peace, Walt. We, along with your local McDonalds, will miss you.
Rest in peace, Walt. We, along with your local McDonalds, will miss you.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 8 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #514,116
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 7 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #514,167
McRest McIn McPeace
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 12 years ago, 19 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #514,171
@previous (C)
I heard that McDonalds provided the tombstone (a fancy McTombstone) and paid for his funeral expenses, since he was such a prolofic customer. It's... It's actually very heartwarming, in a way.
Heh. A few of us ran the numbers a while ago, and we found that he could have sustained a whole McDonalds by himself, with his spending. I know we took the piss, but I sort of admire him for it. He knew what he loved in life, and he pursued it whole-heartedly.
I heard that McDonalds provided the tombstone (a fancy McTombstone) and paid for his funeral expenses, since he was such a prolofic customer. It's... It's actually very heartwarming, in a way.
Heh. A few of us ran the numbers a while ago, and we found that he could have sustained a whole McDonalds by himself, with his spending. I know we took the piss, but I sort of admire him for it. He knew what he loved in life, and he pursued it whole-heartedly.
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Anonymous C replied with this 12 years ago, 11 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #514,174
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 12 years ago, 6 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #514,177
squeegee joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 17 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #514,179
well, the numbers are in. McDonalds is going bankrupt. sharp dive in the profits over the last 9 hours and some locations closest to michigan they are already boarding up the windows.squeegee double-posted this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #514,180
according the huffington post stores are closing as far south as kentuckysqueegee triple-posted this 12 years ago, 4 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #514,182
the hardest hit areas immediately around what they are calling the "epicenter" are also concerned about looting.squeegee quadruple-posted this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #514,183
ronald mcdonald is seen here attending a memorial wake. witnesses claimed he was drunk, surly, and highly emotional.