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Topic: what is the strangest thing you could say to a barkeep?

Anonymous A started this discussion 12 years ago #38,393

Just wondering...

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 5 minutes later[^] [v] #513,213

One roofied alcoholic beverage, please.

squeegee joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 10 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #513,214

do you have any grapes?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #513,215

No grapes.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 17 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #513,216

Fart on my face bigboy

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 20 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #513,220

So I'm sitting in a bar waiting for a friend. A woman runs up to the counter and asks for 99 bananas. I start chuckling into my gin and tonic. She looks over at me and says, "No, it's a liqueur called 99 bananas." I tell her that I know that, but it sounded like the lead-in to a bad joke.


@513,214 (squeegee)
This only works if you're a duck.

(Edited 9 minutes later.)

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #513,242

The cheeses flenging! Reld your bar, fringo is woning.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 58 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #513,250

@513,220 (E)
was that a real story or a bad joke

what the fuck

Anonymous E replied with this 12 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #513,254

@previous (G)
Real story. Some lady just ran up to the bar and asked the bartender "Do you have 99 bananas?!" in a hurried tone. Where that exchange could have gone wrong just struck me as amusing.

!OhBrie5EHg joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 6 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #513,287

"Got any DXM mix-drinks? I can pay in Bitcoin."

"What do you mean you don't take Bitcoin?!"

"This is an outrage, please let me speak to your manager!"

"Why don't you accept Bitcoin? It is a valid form of currency in this galaxy..."

"You're calling the GalPol?! I intended to pay with my hot wallet and you didn't post that it was not accepted!!!"

Rogi FORGOT HIS DAMN TRIPCODE joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 18 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #513,289

Ease up to his/her ear and whisper "wanna get shitlisted?"

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 3 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #513,305

"Er, thee barkeepress, give re: thee thy or EYE i EYE re: 10 myle DRINK DRINK DRINK!"

Anonymous B replied with this 12 years ago, 5 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #513,322

@513,289 (Rogi FORGOT HIS DAMN TRIPCODE)
i read that as shitfisted
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