Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 5 minutes later[^][v]#513,213
One roofied alcoholic beverage, please.
squeegee joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 10 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^][v]#513,214
do you have any grapes?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^][v]#513,215
No grapes.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 17 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[^][v]#513,216
Fart on my face bigboy
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 20 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[^][v]#513,220
So I'm sitting in a bar waiting for a friend. A woman runs up to the counter and asks for 99 bananas. I start chuckling into my gin and tonic. She looks over at me and says, "No, it's a liqueur called 99 bananas." I tell her that I know that, but it sounded like the lead-in to a bad joke.
@513,214 (squeegee)
This only works if you're a duck.
(Edited 9 minutes later.)
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#513,242
The cheeses flenging! Reld your bar, fringo is woning.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 58 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#513,250
Anonymous E replied with this 12 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#513,254
@previous (G)
Real story. Some lady just ran up to the bar and asked the bartender "Do you have 99 bananas?!" in a hurried tone. Where that exchange could have gone wrong just struck me as amusing.
!OhBrie5EHg joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 6 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^][v]#513,287
"Got any DXM mix-drinks? I can pay in Bitcoin."
"What do you mean you don't take Bitcoin?!"
"This is an outrage, please let me speak to your manager!"
"Why don't you accept Bitcoin? It is a valid form of currency in this galaxy..."
"You're calling the GalPol?! I intended to pay with my hot wallet and you didn't post that it was not accepted!!!"
Rogi FORGOT HIS DAMN TRIPCODE joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 18 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^][v]#513,289
Ease up to his/her ear and whisper "wanna get shitlisted?"
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 3 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^][v]#513,305
"Er, thee barkeepress, give re: thee thy or EYE i EYE re: 10 myle DRINK DRINK DRINK!"
Anonymous B replied with this 12 years ago, 5 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^][v]#513,322
@513,289 (Rogi FORGOT HIS DAMN TRIPCODE)
i read that as shitfisted