Topic: I microwaved a magnet today and got my superpower!

Anonymous A started this discussion 12 years ago #38,330

Everyone knows that if you put a magnet in a microwave you get superpowers, so I tried it today. My superpower is to always know the right way to plug in USB cables. I was hoping for the ability to talk to ducks, but I suppose this will have to do. I won't be dominating the world with my power or anything, but it should save me some hassle.

dw !jdTkvovFCQ joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #512,623

upgrade to usb-c

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 52 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #512,629

@previous (dw !jdTkvovFCQ)
Then my power would be useless...

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 27 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #512,632

and you did not record it??

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #512,639

@previous (C)
The gamma ray bursts and PKE surges tend to disrupt most recording equipment.

Anonymous C replied with this 12 years ago, 30 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #512,642

@previous (A)
and yet you could have tried

Metæ joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #512,644

I don't give a fuck. I was plugging an HP LaserJet 4 into a DB25 parallel port when I read your fucking headline.

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