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Minichan

Topic: If anybody feels like murdering me...

Mickey started this discussion 15 years ago #3,829

I'll be at the following address for the next 6 hours:

130 Harriet St
San Francisco, CA 94103

RogiPhone !tiQBrOS.jo joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #69,264

More ppl killing themselves :/

Homestar !RUNNERV7vk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 18 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #69,265

I wonder if it would be a mitigating circumstance in the muderer's defence if this post was used in court.

Ryan !PArADOx9ZU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #69,269

bunker.foreveralone.com

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #69,275

@69,264 (RogiPhone !tiQBrOS.jo)
No no, an invitation for other people to kill him.

Ryan !PArADOx9ZU replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #69,282

Is this an invitation?

Ryan !PArADOx9ZU double-posted this 15 years ago, 37 seconds later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #69,284

(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)
I would also like to request a Minichan subforum for the formation of pregnancy pacts.

Ryan !PArADOx9ZU triple-posted this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #69,288

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We could have another subforum for that. When I suggested a pregnancy pact forum, I mean that we could organize a cult where we all get pregnant and do weird shit while carrying our babies with each other.

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 21 seconds later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #69,289

@69,284 (Ryan !PArADOx9ZU)
Only a handful of posters are actually able to get pregnant. The rest would be doing it for fun.

Ryan !PArADOx9ZU replied with this 15 years ago, 56 seconds later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #69,292

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@69,288 (Ryan !PArADOx9ZU)
Speaking of orgies, we have already organized this; we will make a lot of money.

Carebear, and I are going to start an orgy. We will charge $100 to watch and $250 to join. Fake anon will videotape the whole thing and we will sell the tapes to people for $50 apiece.

Thoughts?

Ryan !PArADOx9ZU double-posted this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #69,297

@69,289 (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)
I will visit the Hello Kitty and My Little Pony forums and cajole unsuspecting menstrual teenage girls here with the sole intention of inseminating them and making them carry our babies.

The male:female ratio is pretty askew for Minichan. I would go as far as to say it could be 10:1. I like those odds.

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #69,301

@previous (Ryan !PArADOx9ZU)
Hahaha. You are so devious.

Ryan !PArADOx9ZU replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #69,306

@previous (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)
This is the face I made when I typed out that post and planned what I was going to do.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 42 seconds later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #69,307

NO ONE KILL MICKEY.
HE HAS A CUTE BABBY TO FATHER

Ryan !PArADOx9ZU replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #69,312

@previous (H)
how is CUTE BABBY formed?
how girl get pragnent?

Nega !34Kas0OdzM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 16 minutes later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #69,317

@69,265 (Homestar !RUNNERV7vk)

> I wonder if it would be a mitigating circumstance in the muderer's defence if this post was used in court.

At least Austrian law has a special article that deals with assisted suicide.

Nega !34Kas0OdzM double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 52 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #69,320

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> The masterminding of a new generation of engineered super minichanners to surpass the quality of current shitposters to a new level of shitpostness? Sounds alright to me.

ROFL.

Mickey (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 17 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #69,671

lol

Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 30 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #69,684

@69,292 (Ryan !PArADOx9ZU)
Wait, what?
> Carebear, and I are going to start an orgy.
> Carebear

Can I be the one videotaping instead? :O

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #69,686

@previous (H)
Spoilsport.

Pimpin' Priest !WC2hBeYWso joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #69,787

I will send you my cum in an envelope.

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