Topic: MFW when I meet a cute girl who works at the bookstore

Ks !KansasxqvM started this discussion 12 years ago #38,222

And maybe she's flirting with me, but I quite tell and I don't really talk to her much because I'm a gigantic pussy and I'm sure she gets asked out all the time and probably has a boyfriend, and I don't wanna be creepy. Now I gotta find a new bookstore.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #511,589

Rape her in an alley, you coward.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #511,591

Use the beard

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #511,592

Whip out your cock and slap her with it, chicks love it

!JGlOo5d1iU joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #511,600

Haha. I avoid retail locations with attractive women, especially if they are younger. My anxiety disorder is exacerbated if I find someone attractive. I would never even consider asking someone out, but I still feel like a creep for just finding them attractive.

You should wear a shit that say something funny like "I will eat your pussy" and then stare at her and see if she goes for it. Maybe she'll think you're crazy, but theres a remote chance she could be into that.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 24 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #511,604

@previous (!JGlOo5d1iU)
yeah it's good you stay away from people

Ks !KansasxqvM (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #511,610

@511,600 (!JGlOo5d1iU)
I just realized who you are. Welcome back, man!! I've honestly missed you.

I thought about going in there with all my kids, that'll scare her off and I can enjoy the bookstore again.

Ks !KansasxqvM (OP) double-posted this 12 years ago, 5 days later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #512,267

Okay, I saw the bookstore girl at Walmart tonight. She smiled at me a lot and stared at me until I was out of sight. I now cannot leave the house, fora. This is awful.

squeegee joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 23 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #512,268

@previous (Ks !KansasxqvM)
have you tried sex with her?

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 54 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #512,277

@512,267 (Ks !KansasxqvM)
Give her your phone number. If you’re old fashioned, ask for hers.

Ks !KansasxqvM (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 11 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #512,278

@previous (H)
I'm not ready for a serious relationship right now. And she hits all the right buttons for that. I'm just gonna stay home forever. Thanks though. I thought about showing up at the bookstore with all my kids, but what if that doesn't scare her off, what then? I just don't talk to people about this stuff usually. I just need to vent.

Anonymous H replied with this 12 years ago, 40 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #512,283

@previous (Ks !KansasxqvM)
lolyes take your kids!

Anonymous H double-posted this 12 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #512,284

@512,278 (Ks !KansasxqvM)
How do you know that she wasn’t watching you for shoplifting? She might find beards pretty suspicious…

Ks !KansasxqvM (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 47 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #512,286

@512,283 (H)
I will do so and report back. Thanks anon.

@previous (H)
Well, that was sort of a possibility. But then Walmart happened.

Anonymous H replied with this 12 years ago, 16 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #512,288

@previous (Ks !KansasxqvM)
oh i totally didn't read your post correctly oops

Ks !KansasxqvM (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 1 day later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #512,466

@512,283 (H)
> lolyes take your kids!

Okay, this is going down tomorrow probably. I hope I'm doing the right thing here, anon.

squeegee replied with this 12 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #512,483

@previous (Ks !KansasxqvM)
inb4 "oh, how adorable, i love kids! look at their little beards!"

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 14 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #512,506

@previous (squeegee)
I lol'd

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 18 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #512,508

@previous (I)
me too

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