Minichan

Topic: What else does my website need?

Anonymous A started this discussion 12 years ago #38,185

1. Beautiful, professional design.
2. Great content, interactive.
3. Newsletter.
4. Forums.
5. Secure.
6. Beautiful image galleries.

What else do I need?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 32 seconds later[^] [v] #511,165

7. Gotta have more cowbell.

kook !!32zdfdzi+ joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #511,167

traffic?

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 4 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #511,168

Needs more:
- Sparkly pictures
- Animated gifs
- Cute "Under Construction" pictures with hard hats and road barriers
- If you could divide it with some frames, then that would be pretty sweet too.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #511,169

@511,167 (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
Haha yes, I hope that will come when it goes live.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 12 years ago, 30 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #511,170

@511,168 (D)
1990 called, and...well, you know the rest.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 7 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #511,171

8 poll of the day

Anonymous D replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #511,172

@511,170 (A)
As a child of the 90s I firmly believe this this is what the web is supposed to look like. -Ooh, throw in some of those awesome rainbow horizontal dividers too!

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 39 seconds later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #511,173

@OP
An article about how to defrag a kindle

vocalon !74TdoRkjCc joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 3 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #511,176

Bulletins, so you can inform your userbase on what they want.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 37 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #511,177

@previous (vocalon !74TdoRkjCc)
Pardon?

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #511,181

Porno videos

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #511,186

A hit counter. Bitches love hit counters.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 52 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #511,187

@previous (I)
I have an invisible hit counter.

Anonymous I replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #511,188

@previous (A)
Make it visible.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 8 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #511,189

@previous (I)
Why?

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 10 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #511,190

@OP
What is your website?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 4 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #511,191

@previous (J)
Nice try, stalker.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 16 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #511,192

7. Chantard trolls
8. Google Analytics
9. A competent administrator (not you)

Metæ joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 13 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #511,194

@511,172 (D)
Don't forget a looping MIDI, a pageview counter, and a "this site best viewed in Netscape Navigator at 800x600 resolution". Also, it should be part of a web ring.

Oh, and a guestbook!

(Edited 25 seconds later.)

Anonymous K replied with this 12 years ago, 20 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #511,195

@previous (Metæ)
Yes!!! Let's form a *chan webring.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 3 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #511,204

You are going to need a short message reminding visitors of the reptilian threat. It is just common courtesy.

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 6 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #511,205

@511,191 (A)
What?

Anonymous D replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #511,208

@511,194 (Metæ)
*grabs towel*

squeegee joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 2 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #511,235

probably some divs and some css is what i'd like to see

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 27 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #511,241

Needs more beardog.

dw !jdTkvovFCQ joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 9 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #511,300

Annoying cookie messages

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Anonymous S joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 36 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #511,307

@OP
tripcodes!
Be sure to ask eels & scatman to add it.

Anonymous T joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #511,308

@previous (S)
Speaking of which: do you think OP
ever paid eels for all the work he did for him?

Anonymous S replied with this 12 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #511,309

@previous (T)
> matt
> pay

Anonymous U joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 42 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #511,313

Thanks for all of the funny answers. I had a good laugh. Now, does anyone have any serious suggestions for, what apparently, is an already-perfect website?

Anonymous V joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #511,324

@previous (U)
No.

Metæ replied with this 12 years ago, 27 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #511,327

@511,313 (U)
Can we see the website itself? It's hard to make serious suggestions about something I haven't seen.

Anonymous U replied with this 12 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #511,328

@previous (Metæ)
Not until it goes live. Right now, it is hidden.

Anonymous K replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #511,329

@511,313 (U)
Well if you actually want a serious suggestion: Google Analytics. Learn some javascript, integrate it with the rest of the site so you can fully utilize its behavior tracking. Study how your users navigate your site, look for any unexpected patterns and adapt to serve those users better.

Anonymous U replied with this 12 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #511,330

@previous (K)
The problem is that all Google services are blocked in my country. So I use clicky.com, which is almost the same thing, and some think even better.

Anonymous H replied with this 12 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #511,334

Don't clutter your site with stupid javashit.

Metæ replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #511,336

@511,328 (U)
So why bother asking? How do you expect us to give serious suggestions for something we haven't seen?

Anonymous U replied with this 12 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #511,337

@previous (Metæ)
I am asking about concepts, theoretically. I am asking, so to say, what else a good website *could* need.

Anonymous K replied with this 12 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #511,338

@previous (U)
a link to http://minichan.org

Anonymous W joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #511,339

@511,330 (U)
Do you, like, live in North Korea or something? I mean, who blocks Google?

Anonymous U replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #511,340

@previous (W)
China does.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #511,341

@previous (U)
Last I heard, they were only blocking certain words on Google searches. They've actually gone and blocked Google altogether?

Anonymous U replied with this 12 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #511,347

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Yes. Google, and all Google services, are blocked now.

Anonymous X joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #511,348

@previous (U)
Is your website based in China?

Anonymous Z-1 joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #511,349

@previous (X)
Not in mainland, but users will be mainlanders.

Metæ replied with this 12 years ago, 53 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #511,354

@511,337 (U)
Can you show us some screenshots, then?

Anonymous Z-2 joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #511,356

@511,349 (Z-1)
So will the site be in China or not?

Meowth joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 10 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #511,468

red brake calipers=

Anonymous Z-4 joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #511,470

@previous (Meowth)
and a hi-power Green LASER.

Anonymous Z-5 joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #511,471

you can never have to many cats shitting in toliets
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