Topic: I see the Jew
Anonymous A started this discussion 12 years ago #38,172
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?!?! Oh my fucking God. I can almost see your pathetic Jew nose glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room ever since your only motherfucking menorah finally went out, giggling like a like girl as you once again open up your shitty, slow proxy, type your little Zionism thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting Jew leech that you actually paid a Minichan user for its account, so you just choose the picture.
Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" photoshop of a years-old photo from my adolescence, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your supper, cooked with cooking oil harvested from the fucking sewers of the synagog, on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, wait, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You can't even go back to your mother, not with all those charitable donations and unselfish acts out to get you. You are a fat fucking little fuckup, she's probably so sick of you anyway. So sick of having had to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Minichan posting about Jews and fucking Israel and Zionism jokes.
Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a banker or an accountant or something grand, and then you became a poor, lazy, honest Jew. A pathetic charitable Jew. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "THEE THY OR I MCCHARITABLE JEWGOLDS." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little Jew laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old philanthropy that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
I see the Jew
Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" photoshop of a years-old photo from my adolescence, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your supper, cooked with cooking oil harvested from the fucking sewers of the synagog, on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, wait, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You can't even go back to your mother, not with all those charitable donations and unselfish acts out to get you. You are a fat fucking little fuckup, she's probably so sick of you anyway. So sick of having had to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Minichan posting about Jews and fucking Israel and Zionism jokes.
Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a banker or an accountant or something grand, and then you became a poor, lazy, honest Jew. A pathetic charitable Jew. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "THEE THY OR I MCCHARITABLE JEWGOLDS." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little Jew laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old philanthropy that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
I see the Jew
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 22 hours later[^] [v] #511,145
didn't read this fanfic
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 4 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #511,146
I see the McWalter.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 15 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #511,244
I saw the Jew; it opened up my eyes, I saw the Jew!
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #511,248
@511,146 (C)
When I see several trips to McDonalds a day, I see the McWalter.
When I see a meal of twelve Big Macs, I see the McWalter.
When I see several trips to McDonalds a day, I see the McWalter.
When I see a meal of twelve Big Macs, I see the McWalter.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 8 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #511,294
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 2 months later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #532,149
Jew bump
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #532,158
> come in here to post "I see the McWalter"
> past self has already beaten me to it
> past self has already beaten me to it
Lothario Cassanova !LOVERh1VM2 joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #532,174
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
I see the Killer Lettuce.
When I see a Cornwelsh, I see the Killer Lettuce.
When I see someone eating a pasty with no salt or pepper or seasoning, I see the Killer Lettuce.
I see the Killer Lettuce.
When I see a Cornwelsh, I see the Killer Lettuce.
When I see someone eating a pasty with no salt or pepper or seasoning, I see the Killer Lettuce.
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 6 hours later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #532,244
shakin' that ass
shakin' that ass
shakin' that ass
shakin' that ass
shakin' that ass
Syntax joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 26 minutes later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #532,253
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 29 minutes later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #532,271
Syntax replied with this 11 years ago, 24 minutes later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #532,278
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #532,280
I see the jew, and his handle says "Fake Anon"
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