Topic: A cordial invitation to Syntax from the internet.

Anonymous A started this discussion 12 years ago #38,076

I speak on behalf of all internet posters everywhere when I cordially invite you to shut the fuck up. No one believes your wild, ridiculous stories about being a triple secret agent, owning islands with Jacques Cousteau, killing mountain lions with your bare hands, being close personal friends with the Shah of Iran and Arnold Schwarzenegger, designing the F-14 Tomcat, etc. etc. etc. ad mortem. All you do is bullshit 24/7 and try to outdo everyone else. You are an angry, lonely, bitter old man who has nothing more in his life than to stalk and harass people and talk shit. So kindly shut the fuck up. Thank you.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 11 minutes later[^] [v] #510,008

Please share with us your evening plans for the weekend.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #510,012

@previous (B)
Indy will be surfing the sewers of China.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #510,034

@OP
Agreed. But I think your post lacks a certain amount of Huffington.

@510,008 (B)
What are yours? Lurk MC and gokunming waiting for Matt to post, just like syntax?

@previous (C)
Please don't give him an excuse to post his proof of shit eating again. That took 3 weeks

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 45 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #510,042

@OP

Excellent post sir. I couldn't have worded it better myself!

Minichan