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Topic: I'm in the delivery room now.

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 started this discussion 12 years ago #38,069

Looks like my daughter is going to be born on the 5th of November.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 6 minutes later[^] [v] #509,946

Are you actually together with the mother of your child?

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #509,947

@previous (B)
Not together together, but I'm here next to her.

squeegee joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 44 minutes later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #509,949

good luck y'all! i hope everything goes well!

[email protected] joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #509,952

@509,947 (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
Congratulations! I'm happy for you.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #509,953

OP Cheers!

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 5 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #510,022

@509,949 (squeegee)
@509,952 ([email protected])
@previous (E)
Thanks guys. I've been awake for about 20 hours now. She's been in labor for about 15. Still no baby.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #510,038

@previous (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
What are your plans for the after birth? Will you be bagging that shit up and taking it home with the baby? Some people like to do symbolic stuff like plant a tree and use it as fertilizer (don't do it on a property that might get sold lol) because when your kid turns 50 he can go and hug his tree or something idk

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #510,040

@previous (F)
Some people cook and eat it.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 16 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #510,043

Congrats OP! Don't let the baby grow up to be a MC poster!

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 11 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #510,045

Kill it and eat it. Consume its life force.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 4 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #510,065

I hope the kid gets to see the topic here where you like call her mom a slut and stuff and post pictures of her

GeniusIQ !!eAo27L+4T joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 4 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #510,068

I would laugh so hard if the baby comes out black

[email protected] replied with this 12 years ago, 40 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #510,074

@previous (GeniusIQ !!eAo27L+4T)

> I would laugh so hard if the baby comes out black

ROFL

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 45 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #510,076

She will be born 4 days earlier than me.
If you believe in astrology, better be prepared, because scorpios are terrible people.

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 28 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #510,078

She's here! 6 pounds 11 ounces and 20 inches long.

Haven't decided on a name yet. Mom wants to name her Isyss Marie. I want to name her anything else.

Icarus !!fxtF/31b/ joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 4 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #510,079

@previous (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)

Congratulations to you both.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 13 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #510,080

@510,078 (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
Congrats, man. Hope you enjoy fatherhood.

[email protected] replied with this 12 years ago, 52 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #510,082

@510,078 (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
Welcome to hell! Haha, just kidding, glad to hear man.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #510,083

@510,078 (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
Mazel tov!

Ks !KansasxqvM joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 5 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #510,085

@510,078 (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
=D
Congrats, bro. You're about to see why people love being parents, it's awesome. Love that baby as much as you can, they grow up so fast you won't believe it. Best of luck with it all.

GeniusIQ !!eAo27L+4T replied with this 12 years ago, 17 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #510,092

What sort of fucked up degenerate people have children without being married or at least being togther. You're bring a child into this world with a handicap because you've swallowed some Jewish/feminist propaganda that you can shit out children without the need to have both parents, and don't give me this shit about you being their for your brat, a child needs both parents to lead a full life. Fucking degenerates and I bet there is a chance the child isn't even yours.

Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 15 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #510,093

Congratulations to you both.

Anonymous R joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 2 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #510,101

How did you manage to impregnate a female and no one on Minichan has never been laid? Confused, I am.

Anonymous E replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #510,103

@510,092 (GeniusIQ !!eAo27L+4T)
lol troll/10 bud

beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 10 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #510,156

Congrats! Yeah, I would probably hesitate to name her after a terrorist organization myself, but you have to admit it's memorable.

Anonymous T joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 18 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #510,282

@510,092 (GeniusIQ !!eAo27L+4T)
If the girl had just swallowed, she would not be a new mother.

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 2 months later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #529,061

Just a quick update. She's still being crazy. I got joint custody. She cried when the mediator basically told her she's gonna have to share whether she likes it or not.

Syntax joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #529,063

@previous (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
ah good to read you get to help raise her
That I could not do but wanted2

Odd how just yesterday I dwelled on deciding on abortion with an ex

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 54 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #529,070

@529,061 (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
Nice 1, m8.

Have fun raising a daughter, and all that.

Green joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #529,127

@529,061 (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)

Congratulations.

Triptych !!/xkPL9myM joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #529,139

@529,061 (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
Have fun and stuff.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 1 day later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #529,419

@529,061 (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
I know you're probably not here to answer this, but what name did she end up with?

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 day later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #529,813

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Isyss. Couldn't talk her out of it at the hospital. All her friends and family at the hospital basically ganged up on me and my family. On the last day they basically kicked me out of the room and went home without me. She was pissed off at me and my mom because my mom called protective services. She didn't want to, but Kim's apartment was such an unfit dump that she talked to a social worker about it and the social worker insisted she call. They didn't even send anyone to look at the apartment. She also accused me of doing drugs in an affidavit in an attempt to get full custody, which she later retracted and agreed to joint custody. I think the affidavit was actually written by her sister. It's a long story and a lot of bullshit.

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 (OP) double-posted this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #529,816

Syntax replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #529,817

@previous (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
Isyss
There was a bunch of years ago a group of gals doing soul music under the name of Isyss

Meowth replied with this 11 years ago, 2 days later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #530,145

@529,816 (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
I'm glad I made the decision to actually view the replies again.
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