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Topic: FAO: McWalter, a serious question

Anonymous A started this discussion 12 years ago #38,018

I really am just wondering, not trying to tease you. What is your favorite McDonald's menu item?

McWalter joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #509,268

McEverything. McDuh.

dw !jdTkvovFCQ joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #509,270

i think it was you that came up with the idea that walter eats a lot of mcdonalds.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #509,271

@previous (dw !jdTkvovFCQ)
A lot? It is literally all he eats!

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #509,274

@509,268 (McWalter)
Are you ever going to attempt the McShiftchange? No one has ever survived it.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #509,275

@previous (A)
How drunk are you?

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 25 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #509,278

weird I literally have no idea how I got here just now I was just surfing the McDonald's menu thinking about how nboody ever knows what a Mac wrap is there
I want a choco dipped soft serve

HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 4 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #509,279

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?!?! Oh my fucking God. I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room ever since your only motherfucking lightbulb finally went out, giggling like a like girl as you once again open up your shitty, slow proxy, type your little McWalter thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET leech that you actually paid a Minichan user for its account, so you just choose the picture.

Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" photoshop of a years-old photo from my adolescence, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your supper, cooked with cooking oil harvested from the fucking sewers of Yunnan, on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, wait, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You can't even go back to your mother, not with all those tax liens and arrest warrants out to get you. You are a fat fucking little fuckup, she's probably so sick of you anyway. So sick of having had to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Minichan posting about peepee and fucking poopoo and McWalter jokes.

Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a fat, lazy, worthless NEET. A pathetic shitposting NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "THEE THY OR I MCWALTER GIRLPOOTS." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

Meta joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 11 minutes later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #509,280

@previous (HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY)
∞/10

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 54 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #509,283

@509,279 (HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY)
didn't read, but i like it

Anonymous D replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #509,286

@509,279 (HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY)
Reply of the year.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #509,288

@509,279 (HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY)
Bravo Walter, bravo.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #509,290

@509,279 (HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY)
Damn, even I like that.

Anonymous B replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #509,293

@509,279 (HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY)
Nice rantpost.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 27 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #509,296

@509,279 (HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY)
> McMad

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 10 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #509,297

@509,279 (HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY)
McMad.

Syntax joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 2 days later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #509,832

@509,279 (HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY)
> I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your supper, cooked with cooking oil harvested from the fucking sewers of Yunnan, on the floor,

Walter good you viewed my hard work LOLOLOL
In total you done good real good top to bottom with your reply - You still young teen who has held decent jobs and worked hard - Him 42 years old on the run from tax liens loans and law. And those time stamps that in total prove all his has is MC

AND on subject of where he lives and food - an expat there says to Matt: But keep me posted if anyone hears of a Taco Bell in town. That with Burger King and Mickey D's would finally make Kunming a city with food worth praising.
He goes on to tell all the expats of Kunming : I really find it hard to believe that anyone believes that all Chinese food is terrible, and that Burger King and Taco Bell are far superior. It really boggle my mind. But, since everyone here is allowed to voice their opinions, except me, I guess I will bow out of my own thread

He then proceeds out of total embarrassment to give up his membership in China forum. Issue was really how disgusting the food was/is and that most of the expats cannot stomach the food.

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 5 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #509,878

@509,279 (HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY)
This is a quality post.

@previous (Syntax)
Shut the fuck up Syntax.

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #509,889

@509,279 (HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY)
10 ladyboys out 10

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #509,906

Walter have said before that the only thing he likes from McDonald's are the mighty wings.

Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 3 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #509,916

ITT mad

Anonymous J replied with this 12 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #509,918

@previous (P)
*McMad

Anonymous P replied with this 12 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #509,920

@previous (J)
You're Mcright. McThanks.

Anonymous D replied with this 12 years ago, 27 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #509,923

@509,916 (P)
Zooooooooooom --------------------------->

Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 month later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #521,761

@509,270 (dw !jdTkvovFCQ)

No I'm pretty sure he first mention it on his own, like TimberAfricanAmerican cleaning his mom's bedpan. It was mentioned in Tinychat.

Green joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #521,766

@509,832 (Syntax)
You still can't stop talking about Indy, Chinese food and sewers. LOL.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #521,774

@previous (Green)
You McMad?

TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #521,827

@509,279 (HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY)
Damn, son.

Anonymous T joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 4 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #521,842

@509,279 (HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY)

> There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?!?! Oh my fucking God. I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room ever since your only motherfucking lightbulb finally went out, giggling like a like girl as you once again open up your shitty, slow proxy, type your little McWalter thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET leech that you actually paid a Minichan user for its account, so you just choose the picture.
>
> Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" photoshop of a years-old photo from my adolescence, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your supper, cooked with cooking oil harvested from the fucking sewers of Yunnan, on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, wait, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You can't even go back to your mother, not with all those tax liens and arrest warrants out to get you. You are a fat fucking little fuckup, she's probably so sick of you anyway. So sick of having had to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Minichan posting about peepee and fucking poopoo and McWalter jokes.
>
> Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a fat, lazy, worthless NEET. A pathetic shitposting NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "THEE THY OR I MCWALTER GIRLPOOTS." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

mcmad

Anonymous Q replied with this 11 years ago, 1 week later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #524,856

@509,271 (A)

> A lot? It is literally all he eats!

lol

Syntax joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 8 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #524,933

@509,832 (Syntax)

swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/ joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #524,937

@509,279 (HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY)
That was hilarious.
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