Topic: Can someone please lend me $1 million?
Anonymous A started this discussion 12 years ago #38,008
I really, really need it.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 32 minutes later[^] [v] #509,133
Sorry, no. I can lend you a few bucks if you need some Taco Bell, but you are going to need to be in Orange County, California at a specific place if you want me to give that to you.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 11 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #509,134
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 48 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #509,135
No. Hell no. All the fuck-festering no a freighter could carry. You cannot even comprehend how much the answer is no.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #509,136
@OP
Would you like $467.30?
Would you like $467.30?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #509,138
Anonymous D replied with this 12 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #509,139
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #509,140
Anonymous D replied with this 12 years ago, 18 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #509,141
@previous (A)NO! That is the secret lair of obsessed stalker with various FBI and CIA and NSA and KGB and Arnold Schwarzenegger and Jacques Cousteau and Shah of Iran connections who would dox me immediately to within a 10 mile radius.
The deals off.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #509,142
Anonymous D replied with this 12 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #509,143
@previous (A)
I do not believe you have ever surfed. You merely enjoy pretending you do, as part of an online persona with two imaginary girlfriends.
I do not believe you have ever surfed. You merely enjoy pretending you do, as part of an online persona with two imaginary girlfriends.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #509,144
@previous (D)
How dare thee...er..I mean you! How dare you! I am a swing dancing champion with twin girlfriends. I Am a multi-billionaire international spy Army Ranger Navy Seal astronaut!
How dare thee...er..I mean you! How dare you! I am a swing dancing champion with twin girlfriends. I Am a multi-billionaire international spy Army Ranger Navy Seal astronaut!
Anonymous D replied with this 12 years ago, 26 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #509,145
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 4 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #509,163
ionize op
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #509,167
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 4 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #509,168
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 13 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #509,170
Anonymous D replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #509,178
@509,167 (F)Sure. Please make mine a gluten free dairy free meat free tofu pizza with pesticide free non GM outdoor homegrown non binary gender discriminatory immigrant friendly handpicked veges. Thanks
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 3 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #509,226
Catherine !TGirlYJKXM joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 2 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #509,254
Syntax replied with this 12 years ago, 54 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #509,261
Syntax double-posted this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #509,262
And Cathy with this reply its C ya all Sunday
Will leave 9AM them in China to entertain ya
Out of here for Bar-B-Q and you are so correct you need a job and then save cash to bail from Roy Rogers territory after all he and Dale sure did
Will leave 9AM them in China to entertain ya
Out of here for Bar-B-Q and you are so correct you need a job and then save cash to bail from Roy Rogers territory after all he and Dale sure did