Topic: How can I live out my dream of becoming a coroner?
Anonymous A started this discussion 12 years ago #37,957
I'm also a convicted corpse porker. Will that be an issue?
syntax is a fag joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 6 minutes later[^] [v] #508,603
Use a condom to cover up the evidence.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #508,605
@previous (syntax is a fag)
My days of stiff fucking are over, thank you sir. I've moved on to the elderly and disabled.
My days of stiff fucking are over, thank you sir. I've moved on to the elderly and disabled.
Matthew M joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 5 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #508,607
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Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #508,722
Hey Faggots,My name is Dave Chang and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded virgins who think its the shit to jerk off to anime porn and laugh at stupid ass pictures all day with your stupid memes while I am up in it with all the pussy I can get here at the morgue I work at.
Getting through medical school was easy as fuck and while you laugh at Asians, I got a place in the mortuary field, now I am laughing at you. You are everything that I know that isn’t getting what I am while I am doing all the cold bitches up in this place. I feel up more tits in a day than you losers ever will in your life.
I laugh at all of you because I get it all here. They don’t mind, because they’re not going to say anything. Don’t be a stranger, hit me with your best shot. I can guarantee you that I get more than all of you combined. I drive a Nissan 350z, from all the pussy that I rent out to all my friends and their friends. What do you drive, even if mommy lets you drive her minivan? I also got three bitchin places across the city, all with 58” flat screens, decked out with the latest game releases and my precious reptiles.
Check out the bitch I am with now, pic related: she came in 3 days ago from a congenital heart defect. I did her just 5 minutes ago, Shit was so cash. Peace virgins.