Topic: Release Notes : Google X NanoParticulate Repair System v9.4 ---
Anonymous A started this discussion 12 years ago #37,934
update your nanoparticles to Android 9.4.
Bug fixes in v9.4:
8745: fixed a bug where nanoparticles exploded on contact with brain tissue
8748: nanoparticles no longer self-assemble into sentient quantum AIs and cause existential crises
8751: nanoparticles no longer innacurately report non-operable terminal cancer to Google Reaperbot v7.3
8763: fixed a bug where nanoparticles would sometimes spontaneously rearrange the user's facial structure to make them look like Bill Murray
update your nanoparticles to Android 9.4.
Bug fixes in v9.4:
8745: fixed a bug where nanoparticles exploded on contact with brain tissue
8748: nanoparticles no longer self-assemble into sentient quantum AIs and cause existential crises
8751: nanoparticles no longer innacurately report non-operable terminal cancer to Google Reaperbot v7.3
8763: fixed a bug where nanoparticles would sometimes spontaneously rearrange the user's facial structure to make them look like Bill Murray
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