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Topic: Who has the hardest life on the fora?

Dreamworks !jdTkvovFCQ started this discussion 12 years ago #37,871

I think it's me.

(Edited 15 seconds later.)

Syntax joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 19 minutes later[^] [v] #507,809

Nope ME me ME 10 myle me.

Have terrific Sunday plans - and will in a momento again try and get feet to sand - Just wait until you have to work for the Man. Yea in theory I own my own company - In practice the boss still ends up being a client who says Yes or no or Maybe to Cash from their wallet to my wallet - So I WORK for the Man, who pulls my strings and keeps me at a Solaris work station and holds me back from my daily beach run and chance of being late for a Champagne brunch!

AM I a bit putt off? Yep - Will I TELL the MAN so shove it? In this case its a Lady head of Dept forcing me to do just one more thing for her - it was one more thing two hours ago- How many one more things can she dream UP?

Great company good people but I end up as their Puppet

Rant over thanks for asking over n out

vocalon !74TdoRkjCc joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #507,811

my mom refused to buy me mountain dew and ramen this morning and i had to walk all the way to CVS to buy some from my own pocket. life is hard, foraeum.

/s

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #507,812

ron paul

Handel !XFpaTU3A5E joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 14 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #507,814

@OP

Please elaborate.

Dreamworks !jdTkvovFCQ (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 4 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #507,816

@previous (Handel !XFpaTU3A5E)
i spilled some coffee on my laptops keyboard and now i am too scared to turn it on

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 31 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #507,819

@previous (Dreamworks !jdTkvovFCQ)
You need to turn it on, dw. You can't go through life being terrified of everything.

Ks joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #507,820

@507,816 (Dreamworks !jdTkvovFCQ)
Please keep all liquids away from electronics. Thanks.

Take that shit apart, dry any liquid and use rubbing alcohol to give it a good cleaning. Do this asap to avoid sticky gunk fucking shit up.

Dreamworks !jdTkvovFCQ (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #507,821

@507,819 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
I turned it on and some buttons are not functioning. You have ruined my life.

@previous (Ks)
I don't take sugar or coffee so it's not very sticky. I don't have any alcohol atm, should I just keep it on some rice until tomorrow first? I probably would need some obscure screwdriver as well.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #507,822

@previous (Dreamworks !jdTkvovFCQ)
> I don't take sugar or coffee
You don't have coffee in your coffee?

Triptych !!/xkPL9myM joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #507,823

@507,821 (Dreamworks !jdTkvovFCQ)
you can use acetone (nail polish remover) to dry water much quicker

Dreamworks !jdTkvovFCQ (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 45 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #507,829

@previous (Triptych !!/xkPL9myM)
but that would melt my laptop right?

(Edited 49 seconds later.)

Dreamworks !jdTkvovFCQ (OP) double-posted this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #507,830

@507,822 (H)
it is the new thing keep up please

Anonymous H replied with this 12 years ago, 24 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #507,833

@507,829 (Dreamworks !jdTkvovFCQ)
is your laptop made of nail polish?

Triptych !!/xkPL9myM replied with this 12 years ago, 47 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #507,842

@507,829 (Dreamworks !jdTkvovFCQ)
i don't think so?

beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 12 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #507,845

@507,820 (Ks)
I've spilled liquor with a mixer on each of my last three laptops, and they were all fine-ish. Thanks.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 12 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #507,847

@previous (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
Just to sound cool on the fora?

Ks replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #507,848

@507,845 (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
> ish
> three laptops later
I'm glad to hear you laid off the wine though, Becky.

@507,821 (Dreamworks !jdTkvovFCQ)
You could try the rice method, it might actually be your best bet if the liquid is all up in the keyboard buttons. Keyboards usually aren't that expensive or difficult to replace so that's hopefully not a big deal. It sounds like you got lucky and none got on the motherboard.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 43 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #507,865

ninjj

Syntax replied with this 12 years ago, 48 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #507,873

@507,823 (Triptych !!/xkPL9myM)

> you can use acetone (nail polish remover) to dry water much quicker

NO NO NO and NO Acetone NEVER! It can be useful in very selective places with a tiny pointed brush but NEVER on the optic plastic led keyboard sensors. Will MELT OK more like turn the clear plastic face into a foggy covering - pitted and forever useless.

The recommend of Ks in a pinch is not so bad EXCEPT rubbing alcohol also leaves a film behind on clear plastic. If that is all anyone has then washing in rubbing alcohol and placing the keyboard or guts of a laptop (if liquids leak inside) a fan turned up full blast to quick evaporate the rubbing alcohol along with its diluted gunk can work

More better wood be Cheep Vodka. Makes an excellent cleaner and does NOT leave a film on the optics or any other parts. A fan is still a good idea for fast evaporation.

Yea the web may say rice so it adsorbs liquids but again the plastic optics for each key ends up with a tan coffee film - Sugar of course in coffee for those who do, ends up being conductive so that is no good and takes more care to wash in Vodka dry with fan and wash again b4 turn on.

dw if its only a select number of buttons? And if you have electric fan handy? Distilled water and I mean Distilled NOT bottle drinking water - Distilled makes for a good washing liquid. Minerals removed so no shorts no film left but much slower drying

Hydrogen !lnkYxlAbaw joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 4 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #507,903

Good evening, I would like to begin by introducing myself. My name is hydrogen and I come from a low income neighborhood where life is not very comfortable. I've stolen many things and been involved in many altercations, most of which ended in gunfire. In addition to this I have had sexual intercourse with a great number of the opposite sex. In contrast and despite the amount of legitimate evidence, I believe you to have been involved in a fair amount of homosexual activities. Activities I and my companions look down upon. I am so much stronger than you, and my powers of rhetoric so much greater than yours, that you could employ an army some sort to aid in your fight with me. But I of course would prevail because I am stronger than you. I’m sure I needn’t remind you of my place of birth, wherein as I explained before, the living conditions are much worse than your aforementioned city of residence. I would like to stop here, for a moment, and remind you that I am in fact orating with little or no prior preparation. An act commonly referred to as “freestyling.” Once again and I think this bears repeating, I would like to restate my claim that I am in fact much stronger and have endured a larger number of hardships than you. Hardships which have left me with an aggressive behavior and an opposing demeanor which I believe frightens you. I know of a woman with whom you have had sexual intercourse. I too have had sexual intercourse with said woman and she complained to me of your less than exemplary performance in bed. She went on to explain to me in graphic detail the dimensions in particular of your genitals. And I tell you what she said was not very generous, sir. In conclusion I would like to leave you with a brief summary of my argument. You sir, are a weak, timid, and untrustworthy homosexual. The city in which you live is not nearly as difficult to live in nor is it in such a high state of disrepair as mine. I am a superior monologist in this debate and any claim to the contrary will result in physical violence and perhaps even death.

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 3 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #507,931

@507,845 (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)

> I've spilled liquor with a mixer on each of my last three laptops, and they were all fine-ish. Thanks.

No one is surprised by this. You are a cheap drunk

dw !jdTkvovFCQ (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 2 weeks later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #511,738

New issues have arisen. Every so often when I reboot the Windows install breaks and it needs to do automatic repair.
I don't know if this is related. I think it might be an issue with the SSD. How do I troubleshoot?

Ks !KansasxqvM joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #511,751

@previous (dw !jdTkvovFCQ)
Restore your backup image and see if the problem persists. If it keeps fucking up you know it's not software related and you can move on. It probably is a failing SSD (unless the system is not shutting down correctly for some reason), but you don't wanna rush out and buy a new one without ruling out other stuff.

dw !jdTkvovFCQ (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 3 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #511,791

@previous (Ks !KansasxqvM)
This is the second or third time it happened. If it was a failing SSD wouldn't the other partitions be broken too? (e.g. the one with the back-ups and some junk Lenovo stock partitions) I wil see if I can take it out and test it.

Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 12 years ago, 20 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #511,792

@previous (dw !jdTkvovFCQ)
There is no single way hard drives or ssd's fail, they just die or start fucking up in some way. Usually they just die and your data dies with it. If the Windows install is fine, the cables are fine, and it's shutting down correctly then what else does that leave? You might be able to find test software for your specific SSD model, poke around.

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 3 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #511,841

It has beeb 8 months since i ended with my gf. No one here knows the raw, brutal that i am experiencing

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swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/ joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 20 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #511,846

@previous (O)
I'm sorry. Are you doing any better?

Anonymous O replied with this 12 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #511,848

@previous (swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/)

Yeah

Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #511,865

@511,841 (O)
Brutal what
Sorry but I'm pretty sure most people in the world have gone through a break up and know AT LEAST the 'raw, brutal' you are going thru.

dw !jdTkvovFCQ (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 8 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #511,902

@511,792 (Ks !KansasxqvM)
So I just started my laptop up again to boot into GParted that I put on a USB but I got some error (forgot to enable usb booting from the bios) and it rebooted and it just launched into Windows. It is so weird.

Anonymous O replied with this 12 years ago, 13 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #511,903

@511,865 (Q)
I was being ironic

Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 12 years ago, 4 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #511,917

@511,902 (dw !jdTkvovFCQ)
That is weird, and it's highly suspicious this all started happening right after you spilled stuff on your keyboard, but that could just be coincidence. It sure does make troubleshooting more of a pain.

Anonymous R joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #511,947

@511,903 (O)
oh
You never know with these autists idk

Anonymous S joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 day later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #512,100

Any transgender poster.

[^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 4 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #512,108

Me, duh
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