Topic: Meta, I was promised a new Franzia review

beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao started this discussion 12 years ago #37,827

Where is it??

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 11 minutes later[^] [v] #507,411

He passed out from drinking it.

Meta joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 5 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #507,512

@OP
What Anon B said. I exceeded the legal BAC for posting on Minichan.

beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 3 weeks later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #511,971

bump

Metæ replied with this 12 years ago, 36 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #511,974

It was actually very dry and acidic, would not buy again.

beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 10 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #511,975

@previous (Metæ)
Thank you.

Metæ replied with this 12 years ago, 4 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #511,992

@previous (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
I apologize for the brevity — I overindulged a bit the other day and alcohol is the last thing on my mind at the moment :(

But the Franziæ™ Chablis was so acidic it actually gave me heartburn on the way down. I mean, my esophagus is whisky-hardened and this was still able to cause discomfort. Having been burned twice trying new Franziæ™ flavors, I'm reluctant to step outside of the Sunset Blush®-Chillable Red®-Crisp White® triangular comfort zone again.

What's your favorite flavor of Franziæ™?

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 35 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #511,995

@previous (Metæ)
I find it all to be shit.

Metæ replied with this 12 years ago, 41 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #511,996

@previous (D)
Yes, but it is very cheap. It's very drinkable.

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Anonymous D replied with this 12 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #511,997

@previous (Metæ)
It is cheap, yes, but there are far better box wines out there. Franzia is cloying, yet also somehow manages to be sour at the same time.