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Topic: ITT: Wish Fake anon well in his battle against Ebola!!

Anonymous A started this discussion 12 years ago #37,805

Today we learned the tragic news that Fake anon is fighting for his life.

He either has Ebola or accidentally ate some dairy.

Please post uplifting messages to cheer him on!

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 7 minutes later[^] [v] #507,162

Chinese medicine is reported to do wonders. Resident expert is available and its still early yet so ask him for help

11:49 PM
Friday, October 24, 2014 (GMT+8)
Time in China

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 30 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #507,163

He's streaming: http://www.twitch.tv/fake_anon

@previous (B)
Shut the FUCK up.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 50 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #507,169

@507,162 (B)
acupuncture is pretty good

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #507,189

A message from Kaiser Permanente about Ebola

The outbreak of the Ebola virus in West Africa and recent cases here in the United States are serious. We want you to know that Kaiser Permanente is monitoring the situation closely and taking direct action in response to be sure we’re ready. As always, your health and well-being are our top priorities.

Most public health experts continue to believe it’s very unlikely that Ebola will become an epidemic in the U.S. Even so, we’re committed to being prepared in the rare event the virus does spread beyond the recent cases in Texas.

What is Kaiser Permanente doing to prepare?
We’re dedicated to protecting our patients, members, physicians, nurses, and entire staff. We’ve taken a wide range of steps to be ready to safely evaluate and treat anyone who might have Ebola:
We’re meeting or exceeding all recommendations of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) and are working closely with public health officials. This includes making sure our caregivers have the right equipment and training in case they do need to treat a patient with Ebola.
We’ve updated our clinical procedures and training protocols based on the latest information from the Ebola outbreak in West Africa and the handful of cases here in the U.S.
We’re following national and state standards for early detection and care.
We have an expert team of infectious disease and emergency management specialists overseeing the process to make sure our patients and staff are protected.

What to do if you have symptoms or think you’ve been exposed
Public health experts have confirmed that Ebola can only be spread through direct contact with the body fluids of someone sick with Ebola, or objects contaminated with the virus (like needles).
This means:
Ebola is NOT spread through casual contact.
Ebola can only be spread when people who have the virus are actively showing symptoms.

If you recently traveled to Sierra Leone, Guinea, or Liberia and have a fever or are otherwise ill, or you’ve been in contact with someone who was diagnosed with Ebola, call our appointment and advice line for additional instructions at 1-800-813-2000.

What are the symptoms?
The most important early symptom of Ebola in someone who’s been exposed to the virus is a fever. Patients may also have: headache, joint and muscle aches, weakness, diarrhea, vomiting, stomach pain, lack of appetite, or abnormal bleeding. Symptoms may appear anytime from 2 to 21 days after exposure to the Ebola virus, though 8 to 10 days is most common.

http://www.nbcnews.com/storyline/ebola-virus-outbreak/cured-ebola-nina-pham-anxious-see-family-dog-n233171

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Negi Springfield !CyR.DZQRRU joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #507,190

He's an idiot and has spouted lies about me, so no.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 12 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #507,191

@previous (Negi Springfield !CyR.DZQRRU)
Rude as fuck. Take it back, pedo shitlord.

(Edited 3 minutes later.)

Anonymous C replied with this 12 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #507,194

@507,190 (Negi Springfield !CyR.DZQRRU)
any lies about you aren't much worse than the real thing

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #507,195

@507,190 (Negi Springfield !CyR.DZQRRU)
yeah nobody needs to lie about you you gross

Negi Springfield !CyR.DZQRRU replied with this 12 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #507,199

@previous (F)
@507,194 (C)
Singing a duet?

@507,191 (A)
Please return to tumblr, poste haste. You obviously delicate flower whose sensibilities and autism are triggered by my posts and images uploaded. Sorry about your mental illness.

Anonymous C replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #507,200

@previous (Negi Springfield !CyR.DZQRRU)
> whose (...)autism are triggered by my posts and images uploaded. Sorry about your mental illness.

You are a jokester.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 18 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #507,201

@507,190 (Negi Springfield !CyR.DZQRRU)
You're just jealous because he's way hotter than you.

Negi Springfield !CyR.DZQRRU replied with this 12 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #507,202

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
I am not jealous of him, because I know he won't be that way forever. I also know that he'll end up with some false illusion of love and have it taken from him before he gets to fully enjoy it. You know, most of the time that is everyone's experience. I won't have it happen because I am not going to mess with the meatspace 3DPD, so I dodge that bullet easily. You can't be forever alone and beta if you have a waifu. I'm more alpha than the average basement dwelling nerd and shouldn't be compared to one.

swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/ joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 11 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #507,203

@previous (Negi Springfield !CyR.DZQRRU)
What?

vocalon !74TdoRkjCc joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 13 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #507,205

is dairy kosher?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 32 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #507,206

@507,203 (swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/)
I am not jealous of him, because I know he won't be that way forever. I also know that he'll end up with some false illusion of love and have it taken from him before he gets to fully enjoy it. You know, most of the time that is everyone's experience. I won't have it happen because I am not going to mess with the meatspace 3DPD, so I dodge that bullet easily. You can't be forever alone and beta if you have a waifu. I'm more alpha than the average basement dwelling nerd and shouldn't be compared to one.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #507,207

@507,202 (Negi Springfield !CyR.DZQRRU)
lol
@507,201 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
thx bb
@507,190 (Negi Springfield !CyR.DZQRRU)
Rude

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #507,209

@507,203 (swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/)
Didn't you hear? he's a pedophile so he'll ever get hurt and he's more Alpha than your typical 'basement dwelling nerd'. He's alpha as hell. He's nearly a rapist. Don't compare him to other nerds because he's better than them.

@507,202 (Negi Springfield !CyR.DZQRRU)
but seriously dude I've never seen anybody in real life who looks as nerdy as you. I've literally never met a bigger nerd online than you. You are literally the bottom of the barrel as far as nerds go - ugly, autistic, pedophile, avatar-posting, delusional, unemployed, uneducated, and super defensive. You are the biggest dumbest nerd on tinychan and that is saying something like god Damn. Saying you're not a nerd and not being a nerd are 2 different things.

Anonymous K double-posted this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #507,210

@previous (K)
O I thought that was negi I'll still leave it there tho for negi

I Truly Hate nerds

Syntax joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #507,211

@507,205 (vocalon !74TdoRkjCc)

> is dairy kosher?
Of course it is.
Cannot mix dairy with meat on same plate. No cheese on hamburgers not even McD's in Israel and no milk shakes at McDs for the same reason

Also a woman is on her period she has to avoid meat dairy life itself

vocalon !74TdoRkjCc replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #507,212

@previous (Syntax)
i wouldnt know. im not jewish.

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 6 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #507,216

@507,209 (K)
Nigga got a job so you risk that one ouy

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 11 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #507,219

@previous (M)
Lol what job he actually got the job??

V.V.V.V.V replied with this 12 years ago, 6 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #507,221

@507,209 (K)
I am not unemployed. I have a job. I'm sorry I didn't tell you, but I thought I told a bunch of people. This is Negi, in case that wasn't apparent.

(Edited 54 seconds later.)

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