Topic: Devil's Deal: Which Would You Rather Do? Version 2.0
Anonymous A started this discussion 12 years ago #37,765
You MUST do one of the following. Which do you choose?
| Poll option | Votes | Percentage | Graph |
|---|---|---|---|
| Eat the boiled liver, stomach, intestines, and foot, of a 900 pound black man (post mortem of course). | - | 0% | |
| Drink one litre of urine from every single chan poster, all within one hour. | - | 0% | |
| Receive manual masturbtion to orgasm from a close family member on live TV. | 2 | 13% | |
| Have an hour-long scat orgy with Woody Allen, Honey Boo Boo's mom, and Bette Midler. | - | 0% | |
| Let Syntax penetrate your anus withhis penis and do a creampie three times in a row. | 2 | 13% | |
| Have your nose cut off with arazor without anaesthetic. | - | 0% | |
| Slowly slide a sharp piece of bamboo under each toenail. | - | 0% | |
| Drink a litre of Queen LAtifah's menstrual blood within five minutes. | - | 0% | |
| Have sex with Emma Watson one month after her death. | 2 | 13% | |
| Live inside of the rotting carcass of a giant squid for two months. | 5 | 33% | |
| Be handcuffed to a rotting corpse for three months. | 3 | 20% | |
| Rip a live kitten in half with your hands and eat it, on live TV. | 1 | 7% |
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 27 minutes later[^] [v] #506,848
The squid carcass looks to be the least painful and humiliating option. Sign me up for a bit of that, m8.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 6 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #506,849
Write in: ionize OP.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #506,855
Pointless shtick thread
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 47 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #506,856
@506,848 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Keep in mind, though, the gut-wrenching smell, and the chance of contracting deadly diseases from the rotting flesh and the flies and insects in it.
Keep in mind, though, the gut-wrenching smell, and the chance of contracting deadly diseases from the rotting flesh and the flies and insects in it.
HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #506,857
I would vote for the kitten IF it were to be cooked by an authentic Chinese chef from Kunming.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 34 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #506,858
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Triptych !!/xkPL9myM joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #506,872
Be handcuffed to a corpse. It'll rot enough that I could detach myself from it pretty quickly; it wouldn't take the entire three months.
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> write inHandel !XFpaTU3A5E joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 9 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #507,078
@OP
> Let Syntax penetrate your anus withhis penis and do a creampie three times in a row.
I've had worse.
> Let Syntax penetrate your anus withhis penis and do a creampie three times in a row.
I've had worse.