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Topic: FAO: roar, forum help humbly asked

Anonymous A started this discussion 12 years ago #37,724

I have decided to just install two instances of the MyBB forum on my website, using two different MySQL databases. One forum will be English, the other Chinese. Do you think this is ok? Thank you.

(Edited 3 hours later by a moderator.)

r04r joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #506,411

I think it's stupid, but sure whatever.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #506,412

@previous (r04r)
Why stupid? I am having trouble doing tabbed forums, and this is the only way I know I can handle.

r04r replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #506,413

@previous (A)
Because it's user un-friendly, the forum software seems to actually support what you want to do for the most part, and it seems you're only choosing for a shitty solution because you already gave up on trying the proper one. Users will have to sign up 2x, you will have to do all settings 2x for both instances. If someone wants to check for new posts they'd now have to check 2 locations instead of 1, assuming they understand both languages (i.e. you when you moderating the forum)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #506,414

@previous (r04r)
I see. Ok good points. Damn this is tough. I tried finding ways to run dual languages, but there is not really any clear way to do it. I wish I had your skillz.

r04r replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #506,415

@previous (A)
Googling for 3 seconds gives me http://community.mybb.com/thread-102659.html & http://mods.mybb.com/view/mytabs I assume you've looked at that?

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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 6 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #506,416

@previous (r04r)
I did, but it does not seem to work on version 1.8. I Will keep trying. I love you.

Observer one joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 13 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #506,420

@previous (A)
Expert in languages? How many years in school to learn languages so very old almost as old as me. Years ago many suggested you learn a little about modern languages like back then u could not even understand HTML mark up.

I have had much to much to drink on beach which was unplanned so my ritting will be even more retarded then ever b4

But I have to ask. Matt u been around a long tyme - Remember UsNet? Why pick a forum with such crappy graphic quality its one step up from MS Dos? Of the so many free choices - Consider this

Even Ghoul looked better then you are going to get that Mybb to look all these many years later. Have you no pride left?

Stop with the waste of tyme on Scat porn look up and spend some free tyme in study of modern day languages for simple coding - No its not my area of expertise either but geeeesh a bit of basic knowledge for someone who studied ancient Greek and other now useless languages unless as historian or work in areas you not qualified to dump their trash -

Just Saying - Y put tyme in on a project that ends up looking far less then it could be with so many other free forum software packages? Mybbs u got to be kidding

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 22 minutes later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #506,428

@previous (Observer one)
What is wrong wiyh MyBB? It is very customizable.

Syntax replied with this 12 years ago, 59 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #506,457

@previous (A)
A little math for you for free k?

You in your dads footsteps ran a con game to get the cash to create a quality product so lets call it the Miller Guide. So clearly your intent is to go as cheep as possible to fill up wallet with as much of that cash and not spend more then a few bucks. Yea I can see where you are headed which wood be no surprise to anyone here.

Yea they have style sheet variations - and maybe just maybe the forum is a back channel for comments and discussions off a more better professional actually Miller Guide. So sure if that is the intent then any Usnet like software will work for chat which is probably wot you are after.

Now all of that said you are in for a awful surprise coming you way about why your plans for the Miller Guide end up failing. Yea I do no something you should no and for sure lots of expats around you are clueless as well so I suppose -- Oh wait a minute - That is so incorrect of me even when I am coming down from a rare amount of too much to drink from unplanned party.

Just saying and giving you my word don't count for anything in your book...That said - On my honor you are about to receive an unexpected gift. You might not look at it that way upon receipt. You might even think that those sending it to you have ill intent. I want to say nothing could be further from the truth about ill intent and do not for one minute think there is any form of threat in this message cause it just ain't so. In fact its just the opposite.

Yea it may contain something that makes me smile and smiles are good. Unfortunately such smile will not last for long. It has to do with the wrapping on the gift.

When you unwrap the delivered gift be sure to save that wrapping. Still surprises me you cannot think of who in China who is Chinese not USA at all - is helpful. I mean by that Chan helpful. Perhaps you have never made the Chan connection with them? But I find that hard to believe.

So if Mybb is only a tool for some other far more professional web set of pages ok Mybb but IF its the thing people shelled out $1100 for? You will make for lots of lulz chan wide. AND JUST Maybe that is not such a bad idea after all. Given that gift on its way and all.

I even wish I could be there when you open it.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #506,460

@previous (Syntax)
Please, oh please tell me that you are threatening to send a package in the mail that has the intent of intimidation or threat. Please say it.

Syntax replied with this 12 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #506,462

@previous (A)
New meme?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 51 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #506,463

@previous (Syntax)
Just say the word, and I will begin.

r04r replied with this 12 years ago, 32 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #506,464

@506,457 (Syntax)
@506,460 (A)
@506,462 (Syntax)
@previous (A)
Retardation, a celebration.

In other words, shut the fuck up.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #506,465

@previous (r04r)
In other news, there is apparently no way, in version 1.8, to make multiple languages, without some serious coding skillz.

r04r replied with this 12 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #506,470

@previous (A)
I kind of doubt that, but ok.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #506,472

@previous (r04r)
I am pretty sure. There is a plugin, but it only works on 1.6

r04r replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #506,474

@previous (A)
Alright then. Well I'm not sure what you actually want from me, I don't actually know the software.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #506,475

@previous (r04r)
Ok, thank you anyway. I will keep digging.

vocalon !74TdoRkjCc joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 14 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #506,476

@506,465 (A)
> 2014
> not having serious coding skillz

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #506,477

@previous (vocalon !74TdoRkjCc)
> 2014
> still not sure of one's gender

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #506,478

@506,475 (A)
Why don't you hire Indians like to4str, you useless parasite.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #506,479

@previous (E)
What the hell are you talking about?

Anonymous E replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #506,481

@previous (A)
Hire Indians to do all the coding.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #506,482

@previous (E)
How can I do that? I would actually hire someone for this one, particular task.

Anonymous E replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #506,483

@previous (A)
Get some freelancer from online.
I recommend freelance.com or elance.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #506,484

@previous (E)
Ok, thank you. Also, please apologize for calling me a useless parasite.

vocalon !74TdoRkjCc replied with this 12 years ago, 11 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #506,487

@506,477 (A)
> 2014
> having a gender

i really, really hope you dont do this

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #506,489

@previous (vocalon !74TdoRkjCc)
> 2014
> pretending that the hard science of biology is irrelevant

Meta joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 15 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #506,490

@OP
Where's the for a? Can we try it out?

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 38 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #506,491

@506,489 (A)
But we have it on good authority from Syntax that you date a chick with a dick.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 15 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #506,492

@506,490 (Meta)
Nice try, stalker. It is not online and open yet. Thanks.

Meta replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #506,498

@previous (A)
We never called you a stalker when you wanted to post here. That's not very nice.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #506,499

@previous (Meta)
I love you. Thanks.

Anonymous E replied with this 12 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #506,501

@506,484 (A)
Lol, no.

Meta replied with this 12 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #506,505

@506,499 (A)
I mean there's no point pretending it's secret. Sooner or later the usual suspects will find it and try to troll you. You could have said "I'd love to show
you around, but it's still under construction but I'll let you know when I get it running!"

vocalon !74TdoRkjCc replied with this 12 years ago, 29 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #506,510

@506,489 (A)
> 2014
> being in 2014

vocalon !74TdoRkjCc double-posted this 12 years ago, 12 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #506,514

anyeways @OP why in the world would you use a forum script that doesnt have language support

even then its not that hard to change

you gotta read it but its really, really not that hard

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #506,519

@previous (vocalon !74TdoRkjCc)
Obviously because he's trying to look like a retard on purpose.
MyBB is awful.

Syntax replied with this 12 years ago, 5 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #506,567

@506,491 (G)

> But we have it on good authority from Syntax that you date a chick with a dick.

That may not be currently accurate. He was observed in day tyme trying to hit on a Chick with dick. Observation is that hEsHe rebuffed him quickly.
He still places ads on GK and other Chinese web forums looking for a Chinese girl and one wonders why he is ashamed of his age given he keeps chopping off a full 10 years in the ads

Syntax double-posted this 12 years ago, 5 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #506,568

@506,505 (Meta)
I suppose he is unaware? So he goes in2 Mybb help desk and starts to ask questions. Can he not see how fast wot and where he is working on as a parked space has enough info in order to direct to where he ends up eventually. Nor does it seem Mybb is in the biz of hiding where the free software is used. Then there is the spiders that hunt and peck looking for new content as a priority

I am not any kind of detective (took some fun extension classes4) but I can play one on the WWW

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #506,573

@506,567 (Syntax)
Ashamed of his age? Didn't you claim to be a surfer dude in your 40's when really you were in your 60's? Over a decade ago.

kook !!32zdfdzi+ joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 21 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #506,574

@506,487 (vocalon !74TdoRkjCc)
You have a gender!

vocalon !74TdoRkjCc replied with this 12 years ago, 30 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #506,581

@previous (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
thank you for telling me this kook

i wasnt aware

youve changed my life

kook !!32zdfdzi+ replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #506,582

@previous (vocalon !74TdoRkjCc)
Why would you claim otherwise?

Syntax replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #506,596

@506,573 (I)
@506,573 (I)

> Ashamed of his age? Didn't you claim to be a surfer dude in your 40's when really you were in your 60's? Over a decade ago.

Exactly as a net persona. Not as a means to scam anyone and in fact the very first person to ask me directly was a lovely gal who lives in Ohio and in mail she complemented me and said she thought I was more mature then the Jack Benny 39 and after all Jack Benny made a fortune remaining 39 through his very old self

First person on net to ask in open I told them the truth - Running an Ad with age change is FRAUD.

So see you came from over there with accurate memory cept minor year off and I up front said YES that is true

Oh and in R/L my Dyslectic self usually adds a couple of years onto myself when asked

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 3 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #506,620

@previous (Syntax)
How old are you?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #506,621

@previous (K)
72

Syntax replied with this 12 years ago, 35 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #506,626

@506,620 (K)
@previous (A)

Exactly Now is that old? by the number very much so. Yet I live life as if I were 35 or so except have far more cash then I did at 35 as back then it was still a struggle married buying houses n cars and such and investing back then in stock market

Major point to be made is how far far far younger here in Chans live life as if they are holed up in a Metaphorical basement as unable to get out and live life fully. Even without money there are really quality things to do outside and quality people to meet OUTSIDE

My health re ability to run miles every day is more better at my current age then it was back at 35 and the one and only thing I cannot do as well is now need reading glasses with 1.1 magnification but can go without them yet its just clearer when reading or computer cept not on at momento and will grab a pair later

Yea older yet living as if MUCH MUCH Younger with much proof on net that is so - National Geographic has me and partner on a call back for interview for some upcoming thing they are doing

Karen is 22 so perhaps its the contrast? And she is a pale brunette very very Lovely as in ultra lovely so perhaps ugly me and lovely her and pale her and sunburned me make for a good contrast

Bottom line is twice in two weeks I end up on Film with of course one already on air several tymes and now even more more tymes LOL

Matts dad is about the same age n in bad health and now on the run with office he run away from with much non payment very much non payment - dats an example of being older and being in not so much so good position as law put him back in arrest again for the very same old charge for new trial - Ceems not so much so good for him to be of his age currently

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #506,627

@previous (Syntax)
You do not run 10 miles a day. You can barely walk.

Syntax replied with this 12 years ago, 31 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #506,630

@previous (L)
10? As today No no not 10
Yesterday however it was over wayyyy over 10 but NOT the 26.2 Marathon runners do and I have done many a 1/2 Marathon so you do the numbers

But I did do the 10 every day for 4.3 years 7day/365 no break which is NOTHING compared to Bruce Dern who did more and did it for 18 years with no break until recently

Trust me on this 10 is easy for me compared to doing laps in pool for 45 mins. I look 4ward to the run - feels good and when feet start to move they just keep goin n goin but YES up hill for the few multiple up hills I do on bluffs as in pic frankly for that part its NOT so much fun but I do NOT avoid them and could only do one yet I do several and number varies depending on tide low or high

Barley walk? Shows how jealous u b. Sorry u b stuck in Metaphorical Basement where maybe u could walk or run but instead u live life on WWW

AND TAKE Matt he does not walk or run he has that Electric Hoveraround to get around as to lazy to walk for more better health - Rain has been horrid where he lives and then its Smog for the hole in his lung

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 17 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #506,634

@previous (Syntax)
Can you make just one post without mentioning Matt?

Syntax replied with this 12 years ago, 14 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #506,639

@previous (M)
Do you mean as in Topics or replies? For instance this topic
http://minichan.org/topic/37737
:

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