Topic: Update on California condor that flew in my window yesterday.
Anonymous A started this discussion 12 years ago#37,707
She is still here. Last night, she climbed in bed with me. I was drunk and made a dumb decision: I made sweet, gentle love to her cloaca all night long. So this morning, she tells me that sheloves me and is refusing to leave, demanding that I marry her and have a broodling with her! Help me!