Topic: A condor flew into my open window todau.
Anonymous A started this discussion 12 years ago #37,655
It is bigger than me. It is sitting on my kitchen table, just staring at me. What the hell do I do?
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 12 years ago, 18 minutes later[^] [v] #506,036
Help?
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 6 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #506,037
Post pix.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #506,038
Syntax joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 12 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #506,044
@previous (A)Dreaming are you?
Had to look this up. Wing Span is 2nd greatest among all birds - 9.5 feet tip to tip and 25 pounds or so in weight,
Pop open a dark ale and offer it up in a wide bowl. Aged cheddar cheese wood be preferred Condors appetizer.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #506,061
You don't live in the Andes. It was just a really big vulture.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #506,076
@previous (D)
No, it is definitely a California Condor. It is much bigger than me. It has hopped into my living room, and is sitting on the sofa, just staring at me. I am afraid to move! What do I do????
No, it is definitely a California Condor. It is much bigger than me. It has hopped into my living room, and is sitting on the sofa, just staring at me. I am afraid to move! What do I do????
Syntax replied with this 12 years ago, 52 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #506,086
@previous (E)
Boy you're on an acid trip.
You could call 9-11 and say in all Candor I have a Condor.
Boy you're on an acid trip.
You could call 9-11 and say in all Candor I have a Condor.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #506,087
@506,076 (E)
It lives with you now. It's been in your digs for over 5 hours, that equates to endangered species squatters rights
It lives with you now. It's been in your digs for over 5 hours, that equates to endangered species squatters rights
Anonymous E replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #506,089
Anonymous F replied with this 12 years ago, 18 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #506,091
Anonymous E replied with this 12 years ago, 9 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #506,092
@previous (F)
Ok good. That is a relief. But I am still afraid it will attack me. It could really mess me up. What should I do?
Ok good. That is a relief. But I am still afraid it will attack me. It could really mess me up. What should I do?
Syntax replied with this 12 years ago, 8 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #506,096
@previous (E)
Nope you are in total safe with Condor in all Candor. It no eat fresh meat. It not only needs to be dead it needs to be older dead as in kinda starting on own to digest.
I very long ago was on a committee making life death decisions on Calif Condors - FELT totally UN-qualified and just happy we a group of UnQualified people ended up doing the rite thing
Nope you are in total safe with Condor in all Candor. It no eat fresh meat. It not only needs to be dead it needs to be older dead as in kinda starting on own to digest.
I very long ago was on a committee making life death decisions on Calif Condors - FELT totally UN-qualified and just happy we a group of UnQualified people ended up doing the rite thing