Topic: I am not an old man. I am in the down.

Anonymous A started this discussion 12 years ago #37,567

I am not an old man. I am in the down.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 10 minutes later[^] [v] #505,554

No one actually gives a fuck. They were all drinking Sprite when they read your headline.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #505,557

@previous (B)
Sprite sucks. I prefer Cream Soda. Root Beer would be 2nd choice.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 48 seconds later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #505,558

I know a particular, 72 year old man who is a demented stalker.

Anonymous B replied with this 12 years ago, 44 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #505,561

@505,557 (A)
Still drinking Sprite. Still don't give a fuck what your "choices" are.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 21 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #505,562

@505,558 (C)
Don't tell me he is gay. The last thing I need is another old Jewish Republican gay guy stalking me.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #505,565

@505,561 (B)
Sprite is such a bland choice.

!OhBrie5EHg joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #505,568

@505,557 (A)
Sprite™*

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #505,570

@previous (!OhBrie5EHg)
You could have chosen Mountain Dew, Dr. Pepper, or Sunkist. Saying you like Sprite is like saying you like Vanilla ice cream.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 12 years ago, 43 seconds later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #505,571

@505,568 (!OhBrie5EHg)
What are your favorite ice cream flavors?
My favorites are Black Raspberry, Deluxe Rocky Road, and Coffee.

(Edited 22 seconds later.)

!OhBrie5EHg replied with this 12 years ago, 52 seconds later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #505,572

@505,570 (A)
L O L

I choose Sunkist, goooooo you can do it!

!OhBrie5EHg double-posted this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #505,575

@505,571 (A)
mintchoco, birthday caek, and rainbow.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 2 seconds later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #505,576

@505,572 (!OhBrie5EHg)
No, I wasn't giving you choices. I was just noting the blandness of your choice. What is your favorite ice cream flavor? Is it Vanilla?

!OhBrie5EHg replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #505,577

@previous (A)
okay

not vanilla

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #505,578

@505,575 (!OhBrie5EHg)
Ok, mint chocolate chip is a respectable flavor, birthday cakes are the ice cream equivalent of a hackneyed expression, and rainbow is a flavor I just saw in a Google Images search.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 12 years ago, 52 seconds later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #505,580

@505,577 (!OhBrie5EHg)
Is it actually Vanilla? I won't make fun of you if it is Vanilla.

(Edited 13 seconds later.)

!OhBrie5EHg replied with this 12 years ago, 5 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #505,582

@previous (A)
earl grey k?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #505,584

@previous (!OhBrie5EHg)
I am not grey or gray. I am not a homosexual. I have not dated only Jewish girls.

!OhBrie5EHg replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #505,588

@previous (A)
i only dated Jewish girls for the cuisine ;3

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 5 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #505,594

@previous (!OhBrie5EHg)
Is this a joke? What cuisine? Matzah ball soup? Indian food is 10 times better than Jewish cuisine.

I think it is the other way around: Jewish people date people of other cultures for their cuisine. Some guy named Adam told me Jewish
guys have a fetish for Asian girls.

According to Adam in 2007, a Jewish guy said he liked Asian girls because they were hot, pleasant, and submissive.

Anonymous C replied with this 12 years ago, 4 minutes later, 52 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #505,596

@previous (A)
Submissive my ass. That is just in public. At home, they are loud and domineering.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #505,599

@previous (C)
I am not submissive you disgusting perv. This is not prison. You aren't raping me. I am not in a tiny cell. Keep your penis out of my butt crack.

!OhBrie5EHg replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #505,601

@505,594 (A)
lekvar ;)

indian food is gr8, i love a good curry.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #505,604

@previous (!OhBrie5EHg)
Do you know anything about Indian food? Indian cuisine has much more than curry. The sabjis, the dals, the rotis. Please go to an Indian restaurant and order a thali. You will get
a sampling of the different sabjis and dals with roti or paratha. They'll give you some papad as well.

Anonymous C replied with this 12 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #505,605

@previous (A)
India food is delicious, but gives me massive bouts of black, tarry diarrhea. I am a teenage girl.

!OhBrie5EHg replied with this 12 years ago, 21 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #505,607

@505,604 (A)
i clearly do not know enough about Indian food. i like chicken vindaloos.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #505,608

@previous (!OhBrie5EHg)
Thank God you didn't say chicken tikka masala. It is not as bad as preferring Vanilla ice cream or Sprite, but it's the choice made by white people who have not eaten enough Indian cuisine.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 12 years ago, 43 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #505,609

@505,605 (C)
This reminds me of a PostSecret I read in which a nurse said her husband made her look at his stools every time he pooped.

!OhBrie5EHg replied with this 12 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #505,611

@505,608 (A)
add some green and its a sal-lad. ;P

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #505,620

@previous (!OhBrie5EHg)
Salad sucks cock compared to sabji.

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